Monday, December 5, 2016

BOO! Doggone it, BOO!

     'BOO! I said BOO! BOO, doggone it, BOO! Come Onnnnn, ya'll git really sceered when I do that! Well, if'n it were derk out here you'd git afright, you Would, Really! Shucks, I sceered my Own self one night!! I Did! Had to git right back home an,' change my durn Sheet, I did! But hey ya'll, check out my snappy outfit will ya. Ya'll might near ax me why my hoodie is so pointy like on top? Heck, I had to make hit like thet 'cause my durn head is Pointy Too! Ever durn last one of us has a pointy head! Ya can't stuff a square thang in a round thang ya know? I reckon I should'a put some nose holes in it 'cause hit's hard ta breathe in thar with out'em. Whew hit gits Hot in thar it does! But jest check out my fashinable gown! See thet cape thar? I kin fly like nobodys business with thet thang! I'm like 'super dragon' I am! An' check out ma spiffy decals! Got me a real purtdy Con-fed-er-at Flag, the very symbal of us white folks heratige pride, right thar on my left arm near my hart! Of course I needed somethin' ta sorta balence out tha sleeves so I had one'a them thar American flag decals an just stuck hit on with some Emlers. An' thet thar POW-MIA decal I got Somewhar. Don't actually Know any of'em but hit gits some'a them Vets, no, Not them animal doctors, army guys, on board. An' right over ma hart is tha 'We love everythang White' decal. Thet thang just scares the jibbies outta coloured folks! They see thet comin' an they jest sceedaddle like rabbits! An' then thar becide hit is my own personal symbal, the 'dragon'. Thets whut I am. a 'draggon'. Well. not a Real dragon like thet would set ya on fare an then eat ya like some sort'a crispy critter, although truth be 'known' I probably Would if'n I had tha chance to. Yeah, but see har, I'm whut's known an' respected as tha 'grand dragon' of this har Klan. I'm tha Man! Thet's why I got thet one alright. An' then I got me a dandy Micky Mouse Club patch, an' a Cub Scout 'Fire Starter' patch, I git ta set tha holy cross alight, thet's why I got thet one, but we all don't really set Churches, 'n peoples houses an' yards afire no more. Ya see, ware gist a peaceful, famly sorta social club thet anybody, 'cept' 'Some' people, can join up with. We hep out folks, you Know, White ones mostly, if'n they all need hep. We do 'blood' drives Too, 'specialy when we do our little membership marches in little towns like this one har. Somebidy's Always gonna 'give' some blood Then! Now my friend har next to me has a Really, Really, Really Red gown 'n hoodie. See thet thar patch right over his hart? Thets a 'red cross' patch! He's whut ya might call a 'medic'. When somebidy's 'givin' blood, he rushes right in 'an heps'em. He's got a 'flyin' cape Too! We ware special 'clan' stuff under our meaningful gowns, can't tell ya whut though 'cause hit's secret squirrel stuff. Well, not Really a 'squirrel' like tha one thet lives in tha trees in tha woods over yonder. Hmmm...I might have sed too much about hit already. Jest ferget I said Anythang about hit.
We really luv this hare State o' North Carolina! Everbody in these parts just 'love' tha Klan an' tha stuff we all stand fer, you Know, like White folks, white sheets, an' I reckon Some red ones too, but mostly White thangs an' all. Folks 'round these hare parts like us so much they jest respectfully shut right up an' don't bother us at all when we march into thar little klan friendly towns, other wise thay'd be out tryin' ta run us outta town or sumthin' like thet. Ware Really good fer business! Real North Carolinians want our grand state to go back to tha 'Good ol' Boy' days of yore when men ware White, an' proud of hit. R'member when they wus separate drinkin' fountains, n' separate tolits an stuff like thet? 'Member when our women warn't alloed ta ware Pants? Man, them wus tha good ol' days alright. We 'club' members still 'live' thar under our snappy gowns 'n hoodies. 'Course when we take'em off we have ta pretend to be 'regular' folks 'cause of them thar stupid Laws about discrimeination and stuff like thet. Hey, we All hare in North Carolina voted fer Mr. Trump, he loves us jest like we all luv him. Boy, we all can hardly wait til he starts on thet Mexican Wall, an' starts kickin' all those lazy, terrorist foriengners outta our White Country! Viva Trump! You Go boy!
Well, I'd like ta stand hare an' jabber all day long 'bout how 'great' our little social 'club' is an' stuff like thet, but I gotta cross ta burn, an' folks ta scare, so I gotta git goin' now. Ya'll come on down to North Carolina where Everybody 'supports' tha Klan, n' durn 'proud' of hit. :/:/




POLITICS

Ku Klux Klan Members Drive Through North Carolina Town To Hail Trump Victory

The president-elect is going to “turn this country around,” spokeswoman says.

12/05/2016 07:42 am ET|Updated1 hour ago
Police in Roxboro, North Carolina, will hold a press conference Monday to address community concerns after a band of KKK members drove through the small town Saturday celebrating President-elect Donald Trump’s victory in the recent election.
The parade was originally going to take place in Pelham, 40 minutes away from Roxboro. But organizers moved the event after protesters gathered in Pelham Saturday morning to confront the Klansmen, according to the Charlotte News Observer.
Two men were also arrested on Friday night after a stabbing at a KKK meeting in Caswell County, where Pelham is located.
Local police and state troopers blocked several intersections in a bid to keep the peace as the parade of vehicles waving American, Confederate and KKK flags zipped through the town of some 8,000 people. Men and women shouted “White power!” and “Hail victory!” Only a handful of bystanders watched. The parade was over in minutes, officials said.
Roxboro Police Chief David Hess explained that there was nothing officials could do to stop the car parade. But he acknowledged that the presence of the KKK provoked furious emotions that could erupt into violence.
“I and the City of Roxboro do not condone the beliefs of the KKK,” Hess said, according to WNCN, a local CBS affiliate.
“My heart is heavy that our community was chosen by the KKK to spread their message,” the chief, who is white, said in a statement posted to Twitter.
“We owe it to the community to make sure limited exposure and potential acts of violence are minimized. I, nor you, want anyone regardless of color being physically hurt,” he said.
Amanda Barker, an “imperial kommander” of the Loyal White Knights who is married to the founder of the group, told the Times-News that the car parade was a celebration of Trump’s victory.
“Actually we have the same views,” she said, referring to the president-elect. “A lot of white Americans felt the same way, especially about the wall, immigration and the terrorism coming here. I think Donald Trump is going to do some really good things and turn this country around.”
A group spokesman told the newspaper later that members were going to spend the rest of the day “fellowshipping.”
Plans for the traditional Klansmen cross burning were still up in the air, according to Barker, and it was not known if members actually set fire to a cross Saturday.
Hundreds of people, meanwhile, demonstrated against the KKK in North Carolina’s capital of Raleigh.
The state’s Democratic Party issued a statement calling the Klan car parade “horrifying,” WRAL-TV reported.
The demonstration comes after “months of toxic and divisive rhetoric that belittled many in our state,” party chairwoman Patsy Keever said. “We must all stand together in rejecting these hateful actions, which includes listening to and valuing those in our communities who feel targeted.”
Klansmen distributed recruitment flyers in the Roxboro area in May, a campaign inspired by then-candidate Trump to crack down on undocumented immigrants.
The local group, which claims to have 50 active members, is opposed to LGBT rights, interracial relationships and immigration, a spokesman told local TV station WTVD.
When David Duke, former KKK grand wizard, first expressed support for Trump earlier this year, Trump said he didn’t know the man. “Just so you understand, I don’t know anything about David Duke, OK?” Trump said on CNN, then later blamed a faulty earpiece for his bizarre response to the question about Duke.
Trump later disavowed support from Klansmen.

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