'Oh, excuse me Donnie while I fish out this little booger..doggone Short fingers, getting there, almost got it..Whew, that was a tough one! Now where were we? Oh yeah, I was about to congradulate you on your fantastic 'landslide' victory. It Was a 'landslide'...right? I mean, you know, all those stories about Hillary having nearly Three Million more votes than you did? How in the world do you 'win' an election when you have Millions of voters choosing your candidate inst...ead?? You gringos are Nuts, but you're gonna make an awsome flaxen haired 'dictator' my friend! I have So much to teach you! Hey, thanks a lot for your 'vote' Durt! That means a lot to me. and Yes, it Was a'landslde' victory. You see, they cheated. They had Millions of dead people, and illegal fence jumpers vote. Those don't count. I won fair and square. You know, I've always been a great fan of yours Durt. I especially 'praise' you on the way you 'clean house' over there, what with that horrible drug, prostitution and lying reporter thing plaguing your otherwise crime free, innocent country. Horrible! Disgusting! Those vile reporters worst of all. If there's anything I can do for you, Anything al all, just tweet me, 'The Tweety Guy', and I'll do it for you. I Will. I 'promise'. Really. And Durt, you Know that when I make a 'promise', I don't take that 'promise' lightly. Nope, not lightly at all, just ask my voters! Well Donnie boy, I sure do appreciate the offer all right. It's not easy being the only 'sane' voice, you of all people know that feeling, in a country that is just 'Dying' to love me, and be led down the path of stupidity. And as you know I'm making as many people as I can Die even if they Do love me. All I gotta do is merely 'suspect' they're even Thinking about drugs, and ka-Blam, another user gone. My philophsy is, Kill'em all, let Jesus sort'em out. But hey, that's the Easy part of being a ruthless dictator in a country where everyone loves to be dictated to. You'll see. The 'hard' part is keeping enough Bullets on hand to do the job! Speaking Of which, Donnie, do you think maybe you could send me a few million bullets for those snappy M-1's you gringos left behind after you saved our thankless butts from the Japs? These 'made in China' bullets don't always work as promised. Well, like I said Durt, anything I can do for you, just ask. Remember my offer Durt, anytime you happen to be visiting America for Any reason at all, just drop by the 'new' White House, as in, Trump Tower, and see me. Just tell'em at the door that you have a 'pass'. Hey, keep in touch pal, and keep up the eradication of all those 'suspected' druggies, and especially those disgusting reporters. Well, gotta run now Durty boy, must get busy 'ruling' my new 'kingdom'. But hey, that's like preaching to the choir huh? ' 
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At a news conference in Beijing on Oct. 19, Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte shows how a drug addict sniffs drugs. (Associated Press)
In a statement Saturday, Duterte shared details of a seven-minute conversation that took place Friday. He said that during the call, Trump endorsed his campaign against drug users and dealers — a campaign that has left at least 4,500 Filipinos dead in about five months. Trump told Duterte that he was doing it the “right way,” according to Duterte’s account.
“I could sense a good rapport, an animated President-elect Trump,” he added. “And he was wishing me success in my campaign against the drug problem.”
The comments, which have not been confirmed by Trump’s team, could signal another significant twist in U.S.-Philippine ties.
The Philippines is a former U.S. colony that has been a close U.S. partner for decades. Since sweeping to power last spring, Duterte has repeatedly lashed out at his longtime ally, threatening to ditch the United States for China and Russia.
In September, when President Obama raised questions about the bloody anti-drug crusade, Duterte lectured him on colonialism, referring to him with a slang term that translates, roughly, as “son of a whore.”
In the weeks that followed, he made several surprise announcements on U.S.-Philippine military ties, calling for the ouster of U.S. Special Operations forces from the southern island of Mindanao and the end of joint U.S.-Philippine military exercises — only to backtrack repeatedly.
But Trump’s triumph in the U.S. presidential race saw Duterte switch direction again. Weeks after railing against “uncivilized” Americans, Duterte greeted the U.S. president-elect with an enthusiastic “long live” Trump. Duterte also mused that they might get along — because they both like to swear.
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