'Making 'friends' and 'Influencing' Enemies'
'Hey Tsai! It's Me, Donald, the new 'Monarch' of the United States. Ahhhhh..dude,..Donald..You Know..Donald Trump...the incredibly wealthy rich guy that 'owns' America now, hey, I might even have a golf course there in Taiwan, I ran for the Oval Office..no, not That kind of 'race'. Look pal, the reason I called..oh Really!, Well it's only 7 thirty five PM here in New York. Well, now that I have unlimited, non-conflicting 'powe...rs' I'm gonna have them change that stupid International Dateline stuff. It interfers with my ability to properly 'tweet'! Oh, hold the phone dude, got a call coming in, looks like my new BFF the 'dictator' of the Philippines need me. Hey there Roddy, look I'm gonna put you on three way with my new pal Tsai, you know, the 'Prez' of Taiwan, great guy, great people. Hey Tsai, how's it going with that silly quarrell you had with China? What a pain in the butt huh!? Yeah, bunch of Bullies! I hate bullies! They make me look bad! Look, maybe I could interest you in a nice 'wall'. I could send my non-mexican hispanic lawn maintainance guys over and have that thing up in no time. Perhaps I could have a fleet of warships park between you and China to let them know there's a new 'sheriff' in town. No more 'business' as usual now that I'm in charge of the world! Tsai, do you know my good friend Roddy, he's the wonderful, mild mannered, benevalent 'dictator' of that sweet banana republic of the Philippines. Boy, if you have Any sort of Drug, Prostitute, News reporter, or Corruption problems in Taiwan, This guy can solve it for you like crazy! I mean Crazy! I'm gonna 'learn' a Lot from Him! Roddy, you're the 'best'! Hey Rod, if you're ever on vacation, or perhaps Exile, here in America, drop by the new 'White House', you Know, the Trump Towers, and see me, and don't worry, there's absolutly No whores, drugs, and especially those disgusting, vile, lying reporters, anywhere Near my opulant 'mansion'. Hey Tsai, that goes for you too. Just stop in any time you're in town, we'll chat about maybe making you our Fifty-First state, looks like you got a lot of potential 'voters' there. Rod, I Might consider Your country as well, but that sorta depends on your population count when you've finished your little 'criminal' purge. Hey guys, if there's Anything I can do for either of you at any time, you can be assured, well, about as much as my 'promises' can be, that I'll do Anything you ask. You got my number. Just call! Oh, one important thing guys, do Not tell the 'press' that we talked. I'm gonna run a 'press-less' government. Yeah, that's right boys, our 'subjects' don't need to 'know' Everything that goes on that affects them. Well, look my new BFF's, I must run now, got lots of Tweeting to catch up on, a 'Kings' job is never done, so many people piss me off it's hard to keep up with all of'em! Remember, drop by any time!
'Hey Tsai! It's Me, Donald, the new 'Monarch' of the United States. Ahhhhh..dude,..Donald..You Know..Donald Trump...the incredibly wealthy rich guy that 'owns' America now, hey, I might even have a golf course there in Taiwan, I ran for the Oval Office..no, not That kind of 'race'. Look pal, the reason I called..oh Really!, Well it's only 7 thirty five PM here in New York. Well, now that I have unlimited, non-conflicting 'powe...rs' I'm gonna have them change that stupid International Dateline stuff. It interfers with my ability to properly 'tweet'! Oh, hold the phone dude, got a call coming in, looks like my new BFF the 'dictator' of the Philippines need me. Hey there Roddy, look I'm gonna put you on three way with my new pal Tsai, you know, the 'Prez' of Taiwan, great guy, great people. Hey Tsai, how's it going with that silly quarrell you had with China? What a pain in the butt huh!? Yeah, bunch of Bullies! I hate bullies! They make me look bad! Look, maybe I could interest you in a nice 'wall'. I could send my non-mexican hispanic lawn maintainance guys over and have that thing up in no time. Perhaps I could have a fleet of warships park between you and China to let them know there's a new 'sheriff' in town. No more 'business' as usual now that I'm in charge of the world! Tsai, do you know my good friend Roddy, he's the wonderful, mild mannered, benevalent 'dictator' of that sweet banana republic of the Philippines. Boy, if you have Any sort of Drug, Prostitute, News reporter, or Corruption problems in Taiwan, This guy can solve it for you like crazy! I mean Crazy! I'm gonna 'learn' a Lot from Him! Roddy, you're the 'best'! Hey Rod, if you're ever on vacation, or perhaps Exile, here in America, drop by the new 'White House', you Know, the Trump Towers, and see me, and don't worry, there's absolutly No whores, drugs, and especially those disgusting, vile, lying reporters, anywhere Near my opulant 'mansion'. Hey Tsai, that goes for you too. Just stop in any time you're in town, we'll chat about maybe making you our Fifty-First state, looks like you got a lot of potential 'voters' there. Rod, I Might consider Your country as well, but that sorta depends on your population count when you've finished your little 'criminal' purge. Hey guys, if there's Anything I can do for either of you at any time, you can be assured, well, about as much as my 'promises' can be, that I'll do Anything you ask. You got my number. Just call! Oh, one important thing guys, do Not tell the 'press' that we talked. I'm gonna run a 'press-less' government. Yeah, that's right boys, our 'subjects' don't need to 'know' Everything that goes on that affects them. Well, look my new BFF's, I must run now, got lots of Tweeting to catch up on, a 'Kings' job is never done, so many people piss me off it's hard to keep up with all of'em! Remember, drop by any time!
Donald Trump Speaks To Taiwan’s President, Reversing Decades Of U.S. Policy
China, the U.S. and most of the international community consider Taiwan to be a Chinese territory, not an independent nation.
President-elect Donald Trump spoke by phone Friday with Tsai Ying-wen, the president of Taiwan. The call was the first in more than 30 years between an American president-elect and a leader of the semi-autonomous island.
According to a readout of the call from the Trump transition team, Tsai congratulated Trump on his victory, and the two discussed “the close economic, political, and security ties exists between Taiwan and the United States.”
But the Trump team’s description of the call belies the fact that the conversation has the potential to upset three decades of relations between the United States and its most important global trading partner.
China, the United States and most of the international community consider Taiwan to be a Chinese territory. But Taiwan, with its own elected government, constitution and military, considers itself an independent nation.
In recognition of China’s claim to sovereignty over Taiwan, the U.S. cut diplomatic relations with Taiwan in 1979. Trump’s call will likely enrage Beijing, and stands to damage U.S. relations with China before Trump even takes office.
“The Chinese leadership will see this as a highly provocative action, of historic proportions,” Evan Medeiros, a former Asia director at the White House national security council, told the Financial Times, which first reported the call Friday afternoon.
“Regardless if it was deliberate or accidental, this phone call will fundamentally change China’s perceptions of Trump’s strategic intentions for the negative. With this kind of move, Trump is setting a foundation of enduring mistrust and strategic competition for US-China relations,” Medeiros said.
The call with Tsai is the latest in a string of conversations between Trump and foreign leaders that have left foreign policy experts and career diplomats shocked and concerned.
Earlier this week, Trump spoke with Pakistani president Nawaz Sharif and said he looked forward to visiting the country as president ― something President Barack Obama has deliberately avoided doing because of the complex, and sometimes duplicitous, security and intelligence relationship between the two countries. Trump also spoke with President Nursultan Nazarbayev of Kazakhstan, a despot and international pariah who has ruled the former Soviet republic since 1989.
On Friday, Trump also spoke to Rodrigo Duterte, the newly elected president of the Philippines. Since taking office, Duterte has encouraged the extra-judicial murder of hundreds of people accused of dealing drugs, and he has suggested that journalists deserve to be assassinated.
According to a readout of the call from the Trump transition team, Tsai congratulated Trump on his victory, and the two discussed “the close economic, political, and security ties exists between Taiwan and the United States.”
But the Trump team’s description of the call belies the fact that the conversation has the potential to upset three decades of relations between the United States and its most important global trading partner.
China, the United States and most of the international community consider Taiwan to be a Chinese territory. But Taiwan, with its own elected government, constitution and military, considers itself an independent nation.
In recognition of China’s claim to sovereignty over Taiwan, the U.S. cut diplomatic relations with Taiwan in 1979. Trump’s call will likely enrage Beijing, and stands to damage U.S. relations with China before Trump even takes office.
“The Chinese leadership will see this as a highly provocative action, of historic proportions,” Evan Medeiros, a former Asia director at the White House national security council, told the Financial Times, which first reported the call Friday afternoon.
“Regardless if it was deliberate or accidental, this phone call will fundamentally change China’s perceptions of Trump’s strategic intentions for the negative. With this kind of move, Trump is setting a foundation of enduring mistrust and strategic competition for US-China relations,” Medeiros said.
The call with Tsai is the latest in a string of conversations between Trump and foreign leaders that have left foreign policy experts and career diplomats shocked and concerned.
Earlier this week, Trump spoke with Pakistani president Nawaz Sharif and said he looked forward to visiting the country as president ― something President Barack Obama has deliberately avoided doing because of the complex, and sometimes duplicitous, security and intelligence relationship between the two countries. Trump also spoke with President Nursultan Nazarbayev of Kazakhstan, a despot and international pariah who has ruled the former Soviet republic since 1989.
On Friday, Trump also spoke to Rodrigo Duterte, the newly elected president of the Philippines. Since taking office, Duterte has encouraged the extra-judicial murder of hundreds of people accused of dealing drugs, and he has suggested that journalists deserve to be assassinated.
In response to the alarm raised by Trump’s phone calls, White House press secretary Josh Earnest on Thursday delicately urged Trump to seek out advice from career diplomats at the State Department. “President Obama benefited enormously from the advice and expertise that’s been shared by those who serve at the State Department,” he told reporters at the daily press briefing.
“I’m confident that as President-elect Trump takes office, those same State Department employees will stand ready to offer him advice as he conducts the business of the United States overseas. Hopefully he’ll take it.”
Democratic Sen. Chris Murphy (Conn.) was more direct with his criticism. “What has happened in the last 48 hours is not a shift. These are major pivots in foreign policy w/out any plan. That’s how wars start,” Murphy tweeted on Friday. “And if they aren’t pivots - just radical temporary deviations - allies will walk if they have no clue what we stand for. Just as bad. It’s probably time we get a Secretary of State nominee on board. Preferably w experience. Like, really really soon.”
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