What a crazy world...or is it just me!

'Great 'news', all it took was a man sized (mine), handshake with 'Little Kim', and just like that I have saved the whole world from hell and damnation. Incredible 'negotiating on my part! Unbelievable negotiating skills! Little Kim didn't know what hit him! He was like a deer in my headlights! Way out of his element! Rookie! No more 'nukes' in NK! Zero! Great numbers! All I had to do was share a few state secrets, promise a few Trump Golf Courses, a couple of snappy Trump Hotels, billions, and billions of dollars for Little Kims personal bank accounts, Honorary US Citizenship for my new BFF, and free membership privileges at any of my prestigious Casinos and golf courses. In return, Little Kim practically promised that he would lock up practically almost all of his thousands of Nukes, and swallow one of the keys, cross his heart, and hope to die, or stick a needle in his eye. And you know what, I believe him. He's 'never' lied to me yet, and I'm pretty sure that he's practically telling me the truth now. Swell guy! Uses a lot of hair jell though! And sweaty little, girlie hands. He's the most honest, and trust worthy, family murdering, dictator I've ever fell in love with. I do! I just love this guy! Great family man! He really loves his family members....you 'know', the ones that he has allowed to still live. I gotta believe him when he makes promises that make my own look very, very, insignificant. His serfs all love him! Just like my own. Huge numbers! Un-believeable! Probably the best despotic dictator the world has ever known, Little Kim, that is! I can learn a lot from him. Both of us will $$benefit$$ greatly from our love affair due to my incredible negotiating 'skills'. No other American President could ever do what I've been able to do! Now, I just know that I'm a shoe-in for the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm it! I'm the man! But hey, this isn't about 'me'....Right?'
Well, I'm outta here, done all I can do for the world, saved America and the whole world just like I promised. What a crazy world...or is it just me!' ;)



See More

About this website

npr.org

Second Trump-Kim Summit Kicks Off With A Handshake In Hanoi

President Trump and Kim Jong Un are going for round two as the U.S. seeks to achieve the historically elusive goal of denuclearization by North Korea.