As this road rage imbecile was being charged with Attempted Murder, his brainless defense lawyer was heard to mumble, 'but, but, my client promised me that his deadly firearm 'accidentally' discharged FIVE times into the windshield of that runaway, rogue school bus that was trying to kill him. But no worry, during jury selection I will be sure to have at least eleven 'concealed carry' jurors that will feel sorry for my client, who as we all 'know' was the actual 'victim' in this case.' 
(See; 'The American Tradition, Shoot first, Ask Questions Later', for the original story.)
(See; 'The American Tradition, Shoot first, Ask Questions Later', for the original story.)
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