'Oh yeah! Our military, with my professional, and experienced guidance, has "..essentially just absolutely obliterated ISIS in Iraq and in Syria,”. Yes, you have not misheard me, I speak the 'truth' when I say that I personally, was 'virtually' right there on the battleground with my Presidential 'Guard', as we mopped up the last of those miscreants that have been troublesome in "Irag and Syria". I am the only President since Lincoln, to have the republican guts to actually, totally, destroy an enemy. Yes, I'm the 'man'. Without me they would still be creating trouble there. Everyone there is just as safe, well, as if they were on the dark streets of Chicago on a busy weekend. Yep, crushed'em I did! Singlehandedly. By myself. All gone. Just as I've done in Afganistan with that pesky Taliban gang. No more problems there either.
So now, ask me no more silly questions about these petty street thugs. They saw me coming, and they just knew that their days were numbered. Gone. Vanished. “We have really wiped out ISIS.” "Obliterated"! Turned'em into desert dust. No one even remembers who they were. No other president since Roosevelt has been so hard on ISIS, and the Taliban, as I, my heroic self, has been.
But hey, enough about Me, this is not about how great, and effective I have been over seas as President, but just look how great I've been at home. Astounding! Incredible! Actually, unbelievable. No one can believe how wonderful I've been. No one. No one at all. Really. No one.'
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So now, ask me no more silly questions about these petty street thugs. They saw me coming, and they just knew that their days were numbered. Gone. Vanished. “We have really wiped out ISIS.” "Obliterated"! Turned'em into desert dust. No one even remembers who they were. No other president since Roosevelt has been so hard on ISIS, and the Taliban, as I, my heroic self, has been.
But hey, enough about Me, this is not about how great, and effective I have been over seas as President, but just look how great I've been at home. Astounding! Incredible! Actually, unbelievable. No one can believe how wonderful I've been. No one. No one at all. Really. No one.'
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