'What a great bunch of potential voters! What a crowd! Must be ten thousand of you taking a knee before your king. Way to go guys. Oh, there's some women also? Well, I bet the guys are always happy to see you on the night shift! Way to go guys! Remember, no matter what people say about you I'll always, as far as 'always' goes, have your backs, and ladies I'll be happy to have your 'fronts'. Way to go guys! Are there any "big loudmouths" here? Cowards, were afraid to show up! If they did, I wouldn't blame you if you showed them the door, if you know what I 'mean'. And by the way, you don't have to be gentle with them, if you get my 'meaning' here.
You guys are "great patriots"! Oh, can everyone here 'vote'? Everybody here got their 'Green Cards', they'll be checked at the door by the way.
But hey, how about that wall I'm gonna build with Mexico's money? Everybody here live on This side of the border? Hey, who speaks english here? My notes tell me that one of your hispanic agents discovered a truck load of illegal Mexican criminals recently. Lets have agent Adrian Anzaldua come up to the podeium and tell us how he did it, and surprisingly, which blows me away, "He speaks perfect English." That's the same language we speak here in America. I can see by his last name that I have no idea as to how to pronounce it, he must be from some foriegn country, probably 'south of the border'. But lets give him a big hand anyway and welcome him to America. Great guy! Potential voter unless I find out he's a 'border jumper'. Hey just kidding guys! Remember, I've got your backs guys, oh, and ladies, see you back stage.'
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You guys are "great patriots"! Oh, can everyone here 'vote'? Everybody here got their 'Green Cards', they'll be checked at the door by the way.
But hey, how about that wall I'm gonna build with Mexico's money? Everybody here live on This side of the border? Hey, who speaks english here? My notes tell me that one of your hispanic agents discovered a truck load of illegal Mexican criminals recently. Lets have agent Adrian Anzaldua come up to the podeium and tell us how he did it, and surprisingly, which blows me away, "He speaks perfect English." That's the same language we speak here in America. I can see by his last name that I have no idea as to how to pronounce it, he must be from some foriegn country, probably 'south of the border'. But lets give him a big hand anyway and welcome him to America. Great guy! Potential voter unless I find out he's a 'border jumper'. Hey just kidding guys! Remember, I've got your backs guys, oh, and ladies, see you back stage.'
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