'Ok, just so we are all opaquely clear and up-to-date, well, at the moment anyway, on the Three (3) ground rules that my boss has laid down for any meeting that he may or may not invite Mr. Mueller to, sometime in the near or distant, or never, future, and I will count them off on three fingers, actually two fingers and a thumb, just as you see in this photo taken by some "Fake News" media 'reporter'.
The First Rule, as designated by my thumb, is that only my boss, and Mueller will be allowed to be present during the informal 'getting to know you' meeting. There can be no recording devices of any type, no pencils, no pens, no note pads, and no interpreters, unless of course my boss requests any of that for his own personal, and private 'Presidential' use, and only he will be allowed to schoolyard bully.
The Second Rule is that Mueller will be allowed by my boss to ask only Five (5) questions which will be provided to Mueller only after he is strip searched, and enters the sterile meeting room. Those questions are as follows;
The First Rule, as designated by my thumb, is that only my boss, and Mueller will be allowed to be present during the informal 'getting to know you' meeting. There can be no recording devices of any type, no pencils, no pens, no note pads, and no interpreters, unless of course my boss requests any of that for his own personal, and private 'Presidential' use, and only he will be allowed to schoolyard bully.
The Second Rule is that Mueller will be allowed by my boss to ask only Five (5) questions which will be provided to Mueller only after he is strip searched, and enters the sterile meeting room. Those questions are as follows;
Question Number ONE;
'Mr. President, Presidente', 'King' In Waiting, Your Majesty, Your Highness, how large was the crowd of happy, Republican winners that attended your 'crowning' ceremony? (hint for the interviewer: 6 million)'
Question Number TWO;
'Mr. Presidente', Is your luxurious, gold plated, private passenger jet bigger than the disgusting airplane you are now forced to fly in?'
Question Number THREE;
'Your Highness, If you saw a drowning, but beautiful, hot actress, and if you were able to save her, where would you "grab" her?'
Question Number FOUR;
'Your Majesty, If you had a choice to be any where else but here right now, which golf course would it be at? (hint for interviewer: remember to bow occasionally)
Question Number FIVE; (hint for interviewer: LAST question!!)'
'Mr. King-In-Waiting, congradulations on winning the friendship of all the worlds dispicable dictators, and saving the whole world from an armageddon, you're the man! How many millions, and millions, and millions of fans do you have on Twitter? (hint for interviewer; 800 million)'.
Those are the permitted questions, and Mueller shall not vary or my boss will kick him naked out of the room, and continue to interview himself with his own questions.
The Third Rule, as designated by my massive 'MIDDLE FINGER', is that Mueller must stop this "illegal witch hunt", my boss assures me there are absolutely no 'witches' in his new, and improved "swamp", Mueller must leave Washington by sun-down, never to return, and never utter my bosses name ever again. We feel that these 'rules' are fair, and should make any potential meeting between Mr.Trump, and Mueller, a happy occasion for my boss, who as we all know is a very sensitive kind of guy.
We look forward to hearing from Mueller's team by noon friday or the deal is off the Trump chopping block, and he will pick another 'contestant' from a totally random audience.'
See More'Mr. President, Presidente', 'King' In Waiting, Your Majesty, Your Highness, how large was the crowd of happy, Republican winners that attended your 'crowning' ceremony? (hint for the interviewer: 6 million)'
Question Number TWO;
'Mr. Presidente', Is your luxurious, gold plated, private passenger jet bigger than the disgusting airplane you are now forced to fly in?'
Question Number THREE;
'Your Highness, If you saw a drowning, but beautiful, hot actress, and if you were able to save her, where would you "grab" her?'
Question Number FOUR;
'Your Majesty, If you had a choice to be any where else but here right now, which golf course would it be at? (hint for interviewer: remember to bow occasionally)
Question Number FIVE; (hint for interviewer: LAST question!!)'
'Mr. King-In-Waiting, congradulations on winning the friendship of all the worlds dispicable dictators, and saving the whole world from an armageddon, you're the man! How many millions, and millions, and millions of fans do you have on Twitter? (hint for interviewer; 800 million)'.
Those are the permitted questions, and Mueller shall not vary or my boss will kick him naked out of the room, and continue to interview himself with his own questions.
The Third Rule, as designated by my massive 'MIDDLE FINGER', is that Mueller must stop this "illegal witch hunt", my boss assures me there are absolutely no 'witches' in his new, and improved "swamp", Mueller must leave Washington by sun-down, never to return, and never utter my bosses name ever again. We feel that these 'rules' are fair, and should make any potential meeting between Mr.Trump, and Mueller, a happy occasion for my boss, who as we all know is a very sensitive kind of guy.
We look forward to hearing from Mueller's team by noon friday or the deal is off the Trump chopping block, and he will pick another 'contestant' from a totally random audience.'
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