Saturday, June 23, 2018

I Salute' You, Mr.General, Sir

'I, the 'learned' Presidente' of America, salute you Mr. General Sir, and I bow, and 'take a knee', to your superior, prestigious, eminence, not to mention, but I must, your lofty hat. Hey, That's a really cool 'Familicide' ribbon you have there! Salute'!

 

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cnn.com|By Chris Cillizza
During his brief trip to Singapore for a historic summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un, President Donald Trump was introduced to North Korean Gen. No Kwang Chol. Trump extended his hand. Chol saluted. Trump saluted back. Then the two men shook hands.


Truth-O-Meter

Dear Trumps 'base', get your heads out of his butt, and get some fresh air, and face reality for a change. Your 'hero' is a serial liar who has fallen in love with a serial killer. Trump thinks his BFF-FWB Kimmy, the family killer, is the best thing since sliced cheese. Kimmy thinks that Trump, 'The Incompetent', is the dumbest thing since the invention of elevator farts. They certainly deserve one another, but it's unfortunate that they are doing it on our dime. Un-supervised children should not be allowed to 'play' at being President.

 
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Fresh back from his meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un,…

'Waaaaa, "Fake News", Say's Trump

'Waaaaa, you "fake news" meanies better stop posting real pictures of me! WaaaaWaaaaaa! Just stop it already! You make me Sooo mad, I could just pee my pants! I'm pretty sure that those photo's are "fake" in the first place. That doesn't even look like me! And by the way, I was out golfing that day. I was! I'm pretty sure I was. Probably. Disgusting "fake news medias" anyway! Man, I just hate "fake news"! Why can't they be 'honest' like me? Huh? Why? Am I the most 'honest' President you ever did see? Well, am I? Well??'

 
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"Almost Treasonous"

'Almost Treasonous", I tell you, very treasonous! How dare these "Fake news" outlets tell the truth about stuff that I may or may not do!! Well, mostly 'don't do'. But hey, even if I do slip up once in a long while, and accidently tell a little white lie, so what! Everyone tells a little inocent fib once in a while. No biggie. It's 'ok' to lie a little about big stuff. So what! That's what politicians do! And now that I'm a certified, card carrying politician, I should be allowed my fair share of fibs, little white lies, humongus lies, misstatements, outlandish conspiracy theories, stupid nonsensical quotes, racist remarks, BFF's that are the worlds worst current murderious dictators, and, well, you know, dumb assed stuff like that. But hey, this isn't about me. Kidding, sure it is! Did I mention what a great 'negotiator' I am? Just ask my new BFF-FWB Kimmy "The missileman". His head is still spinning after meeting with me. He was very lucky to have met me in person. He was really honored. He has such tiny, sweaty hands! Much smaller than my own. I bet I have more money than him. Boy, I'd love to build some nice condos along his beaches. Nice place for a golf course too. We'll see, we'll see. You never know. We got along real well. Of course I had no idea what he was really saying. Chinese or something like that. Got a lot done. Saved the whole world from his atomic bombs, just like that. All I had to do was show up. But that's just the way I work. And what does the "phoney" disgusting "Fake news" do? They try to make me look bad. That's My job! How dare they do my job! "Treasonous"! Yeah, that's what they are, "treasonous, "almost treasonous". Should be a law against that! Disgusting "fake news", always telling the truth just when I tell a lie! Un-believeable! Traitors!'


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President Trump went after the media coverage of his historic summit with Kim Jong Un during an interview with former rival Mike Huckabee. 

Fact Check

Just a little FYI. Not Everything you see or read about children taken from their parents is necessarily real. ;)

 
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A 2014 photograph of unaccompanied minor immigrants is misleadingly being described as showing children separated from their parents by the Obama administration.

Remember, "No One Gets Hurt"

But, but, Mr.Trump, 'The, Incompetent', plainly promised that "Tariff wars wouldn't hurt America", "nobody gets hurt, especially America". 'How' could he now be so wrong about something that he knows so much about??? How can we ever learn to 'trust' our learned President if he continues to be a serial liar that we now know him as. Very disturbing indeed! ;(


 
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China is hitting the US with $34 billion in tariffs and nine states are going to see more than $1 billion of exports get hurt by the tariffs. Most of the states are in the South since the tariffs focus on agricultural and energy goods.

Stupid Question

Stupid question in the first place. The 'reason' is plain; Sessions is a flaming, card carrying, certified, Evangelical, bible thumping, American ISIS 'in waiting'.
If you think that his 'boss', Trump, 'The Incompetent', is bad, just wait until this boneheaded, religious fanatic gets in to the 'Oval Office' as President! We ain't seen nothing yet! :/:/:/

 
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(RNS) — Does the Bible really command anyone to obey the laws of government as Attorney General Jeff Sessions told critics of his immigration policy? If so, was Sessions right to use this passage to justify the government's actions? Let us 'Splain.

Saturday, June 16, 2018

NK, "Better Than Fox News"

Trump, 'The Incompetent', is suffering from a serious case of reality disconnect. He is living in his own little world of 'made for TV' drama's where if it's not about him, and if it's not flattering to himself, then he will find a way to put a trump-spin on it so that no matter what it was before, it's all about him now. "Trump joked...", but really, the "joke" is on him, but being the egotistical fool that he is, he is blinded by his own self inflated image. A fool and his common sense are soon parted.

 
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Trump reportedly made the remark after watching how North Korea’s state-run TV network covered his meeting with Kim Jong Un.

People Better "Respect" Me!

'Did you see the 'respect' that my new BFF-FWB, 'Kimmy, The Familicide Guy', gets from his people!? Incredibly Incredible! Un-believeable! That guy knows how to get 'respect'! Slaughter a few family members by using machine guns, mortars, and cannons, and wham, just like that, 'respect'. Pretty quick, people start standing at attention when you walk into a room. Tell'em to have a seat, and they all sit at attention! How cool is that! And you know what? That's what I want people to do for Me! If my BFF-FWB can do it, then so can I. "Hey, he is the head of a country and I mean he is the strong head". "Don't let anyone think anything different. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same." That's the way it is when your esteemed leader comes into your view. If you see me coming, stand up, and when I pass before you in my stately gait, stand at a very stiff attention. When I say 'sit', you should, and you damn well better, sit at attention, just like kimmy's people do. Or else. Oh sure, my good friend Kimmy has probably had to execute a few 'bad' people along the way. But that's the way it works sometimes. "Hey, when you take over a country, tough country, with tough people, and you take it over from your father, I don't care who you are, what you are, how much of an advantage you have,". "If you can do that at 27 years old, I mean that's one in 10,000 that could do that. So he's a very smart guy, he's a great negotiator. But I think we understand each other." yeah, we understand that we are cut of the same cloth, so to speak. He's a viscious, cruel dictator, and I'm a 'wanna-be' dictator-in-waiting. I can't be more clear than that. But as we all know, my best friend in the whole wide world, kimmy, is the most 'honest' guy I know right now. And, he's got the most endearing sense of humor! Whata funny guy! He was telling me how he murdered his uncle with this huge mortar, and wham, his uncle just disappeared into human dust! Funny guy, my friend. And intellegent! Not as smart as myself of course, but pretty smart for an oriental. You 'know'. And 'trustworthy' to a fault. When he tells you he's gonna do something, you can bank on it. He's so afraid of me that he dares not tell a lie to me. Just love that guy! And you know what, he loves me right back. It's called 'respect'. R E S P E C T! Remember that song? That's us. Me, and my "little rocket man", BFF-FWB.'


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In a spur-of-the-moment interview with "Fox and Friends," he also declared the DOJ inspector general's report released the day before a "horror show"

Pants On Fire

Our 'Liar-In-Chief' busily plying his trademark of 'Lying To His Nation' while completely ignoring the fact that everything he say's is 'fact checked' even before his deceitful words have even hit the ground. Rumor has it that he has ordered his personal tailor to supply him with asbestos panties.

 
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The president's unexpected media blitz on Friday allowed him to deploy…

Trump Loves A Practitioner Of Familicide

Dear Trumps 'base', get your heads out of his butt, and get some fresh air, and face reality for a change. Your 'hero' is a serial liar who has fallen in love with a serial killer who practices Familicide. Trump thinks his BFF-FWB Kimmy, the family killer, is the best thing since sliced cheese. Kimmy thinks that Trump, 'The Incompetent', is the dumbest thing since the invention of elevator farts. They certainly deserve one another, but it's unfortunate that they are doing it on our dime. Un-supervised children should not be allowed to 'play' at being President.


 


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Fresh back from his meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un,…


Thursday, June 14, 2018

And Jesus 'Said'..

'Awww, come on folks, just because I'm your esteemed, learned, Attorney General doesn't mean that I have to have even half a brain too. Actually, I fill the empty side of my head with holy scriptures! Yep, got it crammed full of documented 'words' from jesus himself. You see, when you look in the holy book, and for you Evangelical Christians out there, the 'holy book' is of course our nations 'guide book', the Holy Bible, and when you see words printed in Red, that's what we refer to as the words that 'God' himself has spoken. Yeah, I know some will ask, 'now how in the world do you 'know' that this 'god' actually said those 'words'?' I'll explain more about that later on. Anyway, that way, any time I need to justify something that just boggles the imagination I just reach right into my brain, and yank out a real doozy which really shuts down anyone who might be tossing common sense on my latest idiot fire.
Take this silly immigration firestorm that's really scorching my sorry butt. The way I can justify seperating children from their law breaking parents is by quoting some really great scripture, remember those words printed in Red in our nations morality guide book, our holy Bible? Oh look, here's one that I just pulled out of my half empty head; "Persons who violate the law of our nation are subject to prosecution. I would cite you to the Apostle Paul and his clear and wise command in Romans 13 to obey the laws of the government because God has ordained them for the purpose of order." Orderly and lawful processes are good in themselves and protect the weak and lawful." There! You see, it's all very clear to you now just where jesus stands on this matter. He makes it plain as daylight for us to understand how things are supposed to work. If we just follow the 'laws' of the bible instead of using common sense, then everything will work out as he has planned for us. There's no reason to use 'reason', no sense in using 'common sense', and quite illogical to use any sort of 'logic' when all we have to do is follow the rules in our nations holy guide book. I refer to it everytime I have to make a decision that might affect our country. It's god's way, or the highway, folks! God wrote that guide book just for America, and if we don't start paying attention to it, he is gonna whack us so hard! Even Sara Sanders, my bosses mouthpiece, agrees with me on this. Just recently she wisely said, it's "very biblical to enforce the law." "That is actually repeated a number of times throughout the Bible,". So, you 'see'? Now, would she lie about something as sacred at that? Not that I 'know' of. She's a pretty smart cookie, she always knows the 'right' things to say about things that need the right thing said. Well, I must retire now to my private foil lined closet for a bit of 'scripture' reading, never know when I'll need another shutt'em up scripture doozy to win an arguement. Praise the lord!'



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The attorney general, in a speech to law enforcement officers in Indiana, called on his "church friends" not to blame him for the policy.

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

"I Do Trust HIM", Say's Trump

"I do trust him", 'I really do. Great guy. Great family guy, well at least the ones that he hasn't killed yet. In the "first minute", yes, the very first minute, actually, in seconds, I knew I'd trust him because I can tell stuff about people, even about hardened, brutal, Dictators that have had their own family members executed with mortars, and machine guns. And when I held his sweaty little hand in my own manly hand, I knew I had him in my power. And you know what, he 'trusts' me too. He believes everything I tell him, and, in turn, in my 'all knowing' way, believe everything he tells me. Here's the way it 'works'; we both are serial liars, everyone with half a brain knows that, really big, huge numbers, and two liars can never make a 'truth', but as long as we both actually believe what we each say, then to 'us', nothing could be more 'true'. 'Truth' is a relative thing afterall. What's true to me may be a lie to you.
We talked about a lot of things. Of course you'll have to take my 'word' on what we actually talked about because as you know, there's no recorded account, or actual witnesses, of anything that was said. It's all top secret stuff, and you'll just have to believe me, a serial liar, about what I tell you. Remember, 'truth' is a realtive thing. I can tell you anything, and you'll just have to believe me about it. Hey, have I ever lied to American's? You'll be hearing me say things that really inflate my personal ego. Things about how great a 'negotiator' I am. Really great. No one on earth could do what I've done. Unbelievable! You'll hear me talk about how I convinced him to release the hundreds of thousands of his gulag prisoners, most of whom are his surviving family members. No one else could have done that. he respects me. How could he not!? My BFF Kimmy is going to do great things now to show how afraid of me he is. He promised to get rid of all his nuclear bombs. Yep, every single one of them. He promised to send photographs of him personally destroying every single one of them. And you know what? I beleive him. He's never been caught in a lie as I, myself, have, so I have to believe what he tells me. You'll hear me tell you about how America will no longer 'play war' with our good friend, the last time I checked anyway, South Korea. Of course you'll never know exactly what concessions I actually gave my BFF Kimmy because, as you know there's no recorded record of what we really talked about. You'll have only my 'word' about it. So 'trust' me. This time. Really. You'll hear me tell you that Kimmy praised my incredible negotiating skills, saying that no other President could have done what I've done, about how great I am, and of course, about my above average intellegence. You know, wonderful stuff like that. But hey, that's just me. I'm the man! Never have I ever been in such an egotistically enflated moment where I can toot my own horn about things that only I know that was or was not said, about a moment that could otherwise impact the whole world. 'Trust' me here folks, I'm not lying to you this time, really, I don't do that anymore, or any less, would I ever lie to you about anything?'

 
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In an exclusive interview, ABC News George Stephanopoulos spoke to…

Monday, June 11, 2018

Let Them Eat Rice

The NK 'Running Bodyguard' union had proposed that they be issued Skateboards for this made For TV event. However, 'Little Kim', The Missile Man, nixed that suggestion, saying, 'Skateboards? We don't need no stinkin' skateboards!' He then authorized an extra bowl of rice for his 'runners', to be issued at the end of the fiscal year. As Ed Sullivan was want to say, "Very good show, very good show".

 
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They first made an appearance during the inter-Korean summit, and now…

And WHY Is This 'Needed'??

Yeah, but this 'sounds' a bit Orwellian to me. As for the "password protected" part, Really? "Protected"? Since when was that invented? We're talking 'Government' stuff here, since when did anything pertaining to our government become "protected"? Besides that 'protected'f stuff, why do they feel the NEED, the necessity, to complie this particular data in the first place. Now I'm not tending to being paronoid about this, just concerned that until they fully explain Why they need to collect, and store this information, and what exactly it will be used for, and not 'against', then I will remain skeptical of their supposed intentions, whatever that may be, which is not yet clear. This, at first reading anyway, seems like a major case of 'profiling' journalists, editors, correspondents, social media influencers, bloggers (including myself as a Satirical Blogger), etc, with the possible abuse of the 1st Amend. either now or in the future whenever the government feels that anyone of these have stepped over the invisable debarkation line of 'reporting' the news that they don't want reported, and retaliating against those whom they may deem to be a bit too vocal in what they might report about our government or members thereof. So no, this should not be allowed to stand, not now, not ever. They may do this is Russia, China, North Korea, or wherever else a government feels the need to keep a close eye on their detractors by compiling data about those social media detractors, but it should not be allowed here in the 'free world' where we are supposed to enjoy the 'Freedon Of Speech', 'The Freedom Of The Press", and the very freedom of expression without worry or concern that our words, as long as they are not physically destructive, can be voiced, without fear of governmental retribution. So No, we should just say NO to this little scheme that once enacted, may very well comsume us all in one fashion or another.


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forbes.com
Homeland Security is seeking a contractor to compile a list of both professional journalists and "top media influencers," which would likely include bloggers and podcasters, and monitor the "sentiment" they're putting out in public.

The 'Master' Of 'False Statements'

This is Trump, 'The Master Of False Statements', himself, busily making yet another one, while at the same time alienating 6 friendly nations, especially our neighbor, Canada, in another of his 'man-child' temper tantrums of 'look at me'. He expects the whole world to 'take a knee', and pledge allegiance to his throne. Then like the spoiled little bully boy that he is, insults everyone but the dictators he so admires, grabs the 'game ball' and runs away with it yelling, 'It's my ball and if you don't play by My rules, I'm not going to play with you at all!'. Pitiful.


 
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President Donald Trump on Saturday accused Canadian Prime Minister…

The Rejection Of Science

FYI. Trump, 'The Incompetent', further rejects SCIENCE ns lieu of CONSPIRACY mongering. The world may never recover from the damage he is doing.

 
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Donald Trump has some things to say about asbestos, and none of them are very good for those who have been diagnosed with mesothelioma.

The RIGHT To VOTE

The most important thing that the Supreme Court missed here, is this; "The Supreme Court got this one wrong. The right to vote is not 'use it or lose it,'" said Chris Carson, president of the League of Women Voters of the United States." "THE RIGHT TO VOTE IS NOT 'USE IT OR LOSE IT". And of course people Should get out there and VOTE, but of course not everyone, for whatever reason, is going to. But if they don't, they should not be penalized by taking away their rights to VOTE, and their opportunity to do so, if, and when, they they choose to. "THE RIGHT TO VOTE IS NOT 'USE IT OR LOSE IT". Period!

 
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The U.S. Supreme Court gave Ohio a victory Monday in a fight over the state's method for removing people from the voter rolls.

Saturday, June 9, 2018

The 'All-Star' Celeberty 'Pardon' Show

WTH!?? Welcome to Trumps 'All-star Celebrity Pardon A Despicable Criminal Game' brought to you by Trump, The Incompetent', The master of ceremonies himself, in a made for TV drama show where he sucks up to the very people he has verbally abused, chastised, berated, and, well, treated like so much crap. Trump will stop at nothing, nothing at all, to bring the spotlight of idiocy onto his flaxen haired head. Sad little man-child, sans adult supervision.

 
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President Donald Trump said he wants to meet with NFL players and other athletes who kneel during the National Anthem so they can recommend people they think should be pardoned due to unfair treatment by the justice system.