Saturday, October 20, 2018

The Saudi's V The Truth

'Well, it's about time the Saudis have told the 'truth' about what up until now was a most mysterious, yet totally an 'un-news' incident, of the accidental passing of this disgusting "fake news" journalist at their embassy. I'm sure that were he still alive he would regret, and apologize to the unfortunate person who while legally defending himself from this bully journalist had to resort to lethal force, for starting a fistfight that he could not win. Sad. But Embassys are sacred ground, a place where a person should be able to take safe refuge, but not go inside and attack innocent embassy employees like this. Happens all the time. My princely friend tells me that it is their custom to chop up into little pieces, anyone who accidentally expires as a result of a fistfight occuring in one of their embassies. I obviously defend them in their right to their own customs. Great people! Very peaceful, and honest.
Hey, remember recently at one of my very peaceful rallies when that "fake news" journalist started a fight with one of my friends, and was body slammed like he'll never forget? He's lucky that's all he got out of it. I say "punch them". Sometimes these things happen. Remember, "the media is our enemy". I'm the only person you can trust. Really.
I emplore everyone to let this nearly unfortunate incident pass, send prayers to the person who was forced to defend himself from this jouranlist bully, and get on with life. My Saudi 'friends', who by the way have made me personally wealthy, and continue to do so beyond my wildest dreams, have completly assurred me that they are now telling the 'truth' as they know it, and there's nothing else to tell about this. Case closed. Let their be no more talk about this. The good Prince has even placed his hand over his innocent heart to show good faith and friendship to all who will believe his story. And of course, as the President of America, and esteemed 'leader' of the free world, and a man of extreme truth and religion, I have his back. That's why every American who was allowed to vote, voted for me to show the world what America stands for. "That's why I'm President, and you're not".'



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The president’s response sets up a clash with Congress, where Republicans and Democrats both tarred the Saudi explanation as lacking credibility.

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