'The Yawn Heard 'Round The World'
Just when you think that Trump has the market on all the Idiots, along comes the Poster Girl for the 'Rayon' Industry, 'Miss Rayon' (get it? 'Rayon') herself, from the grand state of Texas, with Boweavils in her belfry. 'OMG! Get'em out, get'em out!', she pleaded as they drank the last of her 'cotton Gin' while singing their favorite ditty, "...when them cotton balls git rotton, you can't pick very much cotton..".
'Miss Rayon', who had been asleep with Rip Van Winkle for the last 200 years awoke with such a startle that that her 'gasp', and grasp on reality, was heard around the world. 'What!? We're still making stuff out of 'cotton'?? Cotton? Sinful cotton?? How can this be', she wondered in her self induced delerium. Lately, 'Miss Rayon' has been on a world wide, whirlwind tour champianing he blockade of all sourthern maritime ports, the seizure of sourthern flagged cargo skooners, the hanging of their captians, and the burning of all plantations, their cotton fields, and the release of millions of 'slaves'. Her next crusade will be against 'Ol' Man Peanut' himself, which she admits will be a very sticky fight indeed. In the meantime, she has been busy picking the lint balls out of her sheets, and trying to figure out how to dry off with her new Rayon towels. You go girl!
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Just when you think that Trump has the market on all the Idiots, along comes the Poster Girl for the 'Rayon' Industry, 'Miss Rayon' (get it? 'Rayon') herself, from the grand state of Texas, with Boweavils in her belfry. 'OMG! Get'em out, get'em out!', she pleaded as they drank the last of her 'cotton Gin' while singing their favorite ditty, "...when them cotton balls git rotton, you can't pick very much cotton..".
'Miss Rayon', who had been asleep with Rip Van Winkle for the last 200 years awoke with such a startle that that her 'gasp', and grasp on reality, was heard around the world. 'What!? We're still making stuff out of 'cotton'?? Cotton? Sinful cotton?? How can this be', she wondered in her self induced delerium. Lately, 'Miss Rayon' has been on a world wide, whirlwind tour champianing he blockade of all sourthern maritime ports, the seizure of sourthern flagged cargo skooners, the hanging of their captians, and the burning of all plantations, their cotton fields, and the release of millions of 'slaves'. Her next crusade will be against 'Ol' Man Peanut' himself, which she admits will be a very sticky fight indeed. In the meantime, she has been busy picking the lint balls out of her sheets, and trying to figure out how to dry off with her new Rayon towels. You go girl!
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