Mars Boy

'Yes, I am Martian man-boy twenty Earth years old. Biggest hurdle to overcome on planet Earth was peeing. On Earth planet must stand up to pee. On Mars lay on back. Also, miss breathing fresh carbon monoxide. Oxygen fog brain, bad stuff! Like Justin Beaber haircut a lot. When two weeks old told Earth Mother all about former life on Planet Mars where I was killed by carbon monoxide deprivation after big war. Am able to 'confound' experts with 'un-believable' knowledge of outer space, like, did you know planet Earth have big yellow moon? Make great cheese tarts on dark side. 'Man In Moon' is my outer space 'father'. Things like that. I confound experts. Un-believable. Really! Someday I go back to home planet when become big ass-tronuat. Earth parents promise to use Earth money make from 'un-believable' Mars Boy story to build big space mansion in USA to send me back to home planet soon. You help by send lots of earth money, US cash or money Orders only thank you, to Earth parents so I soon go back soon to home planet Mars. ;) ;)


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Russian youngster claims he lived on Mars before being reborn on Earth

Boriska Kipriyanovich has confounded experts with his knowledge of outer space for nearly 20 years.

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