A 'political' lynching, perpetrated by Trumps handpicked 'executioner' of human souls, Rudy, 'The Henchman', a man, masquerading as a human, clearly sans a soul of his own. "And all the Kings men..." 
Tuesday, December 17, 2019
Thursday, December 12, 2019
Crybaby 'Commander-In-Whine'
'WaaaaaBaaaWaaa! Why didn't they pick me, me, me, me!? She's just a girl! A spoiled rotten, entitled, whinny, big mouthed girl! She can't even vote yet! What were they thinking?? Who does that!? It's just not fair I tell you, not fair at all! What has she ever done for America? Nobody even knows her! I've done more to..err..I mean 'for' America than she can even dream of! I 'own' a whole nation! She owns nothing! I deserve to be on the cover, I really do. Honest I do! Everybody knows it! Did you see how mad she was when she went on, and on, and on at the UN? What a sad little girl! She'll never amount to anything! "So ridiculous. Greta must work on her Anger Management problem, then go to a good old fashioned movie with a friend! Chill Greta, Chill!" She should be more like me!
This is why spoiled rotten, entitled children should not even be seen, and certainly not heard! There ought'a be a law! Disgusting brat! Failing Time Magazine must have ran out of common sense! No one reads that biased magazine anyway. Should have been me! Waaaa! Waaaaaa!'
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This is why spoiled rotten, entitled children should not even be seen, and certainly not heard! There ought'a be a law! Disgusting brat! Failing Time Magazine must have ran out of common sense! No one reads that biased magazine anyway. Should have been me! Waaaa! Waaaaaa!'
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Wednesday, December 11, 2019
The Master of 'Doo'
'My reluctant fellow Americans, as you all very well know by now, 'flushing crap' is something that I have become quite the expert at. After turning your Nations Capital into the political cess pool of the world, that you know it as today, I can safely place my self atop my golden 'throne', and claim the revered title of 'crap master extraordinaire'.
Of course, I really have no idea at all about how many times Americans are flushing their toilets. Really. And if I've ever mad...e a 'true' statement, then that one might be the first. But, being the master of bullcrap it is my personal un-educated 'guess' that if all other Americans are like myself, then indeed they too are having to flush their, "toilets 10 times, 15 times," in order to get rid of all that self generated poop which if left unattended, as it has in your Nations Capital, would simply use up, by "flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times", all the available water in North America. Is that what you want? Is it?? Aren't you glad that your 'King' is concerned above all else that just like myself, you are needlessly flushing the end product of your very lives down the tube? Aren't you? Sure you are! Of course you are.
Now as for me, your verbally flatulent 'leader', I require the largest of toilets with the greatest volume of high pressure water to rid myself of all the crap I generate in your White House. And still, I must flush "10 times, 15 times". But as we all know, and as I have 'mentioned' many times to ad nauseum, I can do no wrong, rules do not apply to myself, and so if it takes 10 flushes or 15 flushes, I cannot be personally condemned for being above, and beyond, the rules of the land that my common subjects must adhere to. That's why I'm President, and you're not.
My job as your esteemed 'leader' is to make the lives of the manufacturing community easier to exist and profit no matter the consequence to your environment or your pitifully empty savings account. By making them manufacture things that will obviously save water, which in turn will save you from high water bills, just makes no sense to my huge brain, and if I, myself, have to flush "10 times, 15 times", or even more, then my huge brain tells me that all other Americans are doing the same.
Therefore, as your duly elected, and self anointed 'King' of America, and master of crap, bare none, I implore my 'EPA' (Environmental Pollution Agency) to order America's toilet makers to raise the water pressure, de-regulate the wasting of water, and construct toilets that do the job with a single flush. Remember, 'doo as I say, not as I do-doo'.'
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Of course, I really have no idea at all about how many times Americans are flushing their toilets. Really. And if I've ever mad...e a 'true' statement, then that one might be the first. But, being the master of bullcrap it is my personal un-educated 'guess' that if all other Americans are like myself, then indeed they too are having to flush their, "toilets 10 times, 15 times," in order to get rid of all that self generated poop which if left unattended, as it has in your Nations Capital, would simply use up, by "flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times", all the available water in North America. Is that what you want? Is it?? Aren't you glad that your 'King' is concerned above all else that just like myself, you are needlessly flushing the end product of your very lives down the tube? Aren't you? Sure you are! Of course you are.
Now as for me, your verbally flatulent 'leader', I require the largest of toilets with the greatest volume of high pressure water to rid myself of all the crap I generate in your White House. And still, I must flush "10 times, 15 times". But as we all know, and as I have 'mentioned' many times to ad nauseum, I can do no wrong, rules do not apply to myself, and so if it takes 10 flushes or 15 flushes, I cannot be personally condemned for being above, and beyond, the rules of the land that my common subjects must adhere to. That's why I'm President, and you're not.
My job as your esteemed 'leader' is to make the lives of the manufacturing community easier to exist and profit no matter the consequence to your environment or your pitifully empty savings account. By making them manufacture things that will obviously save water, which in turn will save you from high water bills, just makes no sense to my huge brain, and if I, myself, have to flush "10 times, 15 times", or even more, then my huge brain tells me that all other Americans are doing the same.
Therefore, as your duly elected, and self anointed 'King' of America, and master of crap, bare none, I implore my 'EPA' (Environmental Pollution Agency) to order America's toilet makers to raise the water pressure, de-regulate the wasting of water, and construct toilets that do the job with a single flush. Remember, 'doo as I say, not as I do-doo'.'
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"People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times," the president was reported…
Wednesday, December 4, 2019
The Grandstanding Serial Liar, Lies Again
Every single American who cares about our Nation should care just as much, or even more, about the fact that we have a President who thinks absolutely nothing about his egotistical grandstanding, and lying to not just Americans, but to the world as a whole.
It is a sad day when we cannot believe a single utterance that flows so freely from his lying lips. If we as a Democratic nation fail to evict this serial lar from our White House, and our lives, then he will be emboldened to continue destroying our political system, our Constitution, our Rule of Law, our environment, and our very Nation. He already fancies himself as the 'King' of America, and rules as if he is a 'dictator-in-waiting' hoping that we will simply tire of his 'Man-baby' antics and look the other way which would simply give him more license to lie his way into another term.
If we as a Democratic Nation allow, encourage, and enable this egomaniacal 'man-baby' to continue his de-construction of our nations ethics and core values, then we will all share the blame for what he does to us thereafter.
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It is a sad day when we cannot believe a single utterance that flows so freely from his lying lips. If we as a Democratic nation fail to evict this serial lar from our White House, and our lives, then he will be emboldened to continue destroying our political system, our Constitution, our Rule of Law, our environment, and our very Nation. He already fancies himself as the 'King' of America, and rules as if he is a 'dictator-in-waiting' hoping that we will simply tire of his 'Man-baby' antics and look the other way which would simply give him more license to lie his way into another term.
If we as a Democratic Nation allow, encourage, and enable this egomaniacal 'man-baby' to continue his de-construction of our nations ethics and core values, then we will all share the blame for what he does to us thereafter.
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Waaaaa! Nobody Loves Him
'Waaaaa! I made 'funny' and now they are all making a big joke of me! How dare they, that's 'my' job! WaaaaWaaaaaa! Those meanies! Hey, it's not like shat my pull-ups or something, did I!? My brain is bigger than all of theirs put together. I'm so smart, there's stuff that I don't even know that I even know! I'll show them how smart I really am and tariff the hell out them, then they'll be sorry about making fun of the mentally defective! Nobody likes me, nobody loves me, I'm gonna go eat a bug! KellyAnn, quick, need pull-up change! Waaaaaa!' ;)
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Rudy, The 'Joker'
'Rinnng, Rinnnng, Rinn hello?? Good morning Mr. President, this is your old, 'trustworthy' and faithful, forever pal, Rudy.
Trump: Rudy???
Giuliani: Yeah, 'Rudy', you know, Rudy Giuliani, your very personal lawyer.
Trump: Is this a crank call or something? What are you selling. How'd you get this number?
Giuliani: Donnie boy, its me, your bosom buddy, friends forever, Rudy G.
Trump: Rudy G., Rudy, Rudy?
Giuliani: Come on Donnie, knock it off already! Stop trying to scare me!
Trump: Well, 'whoever' you are, how'd you get my private number?
Giuliani: Look Donnie boy, I'd like to apologize for that silly off the cuff things I said about having all those secret files about you in my safe deposit box as an , “insurance policy, if thrown under the bus". You know, the stuff I'd 'supposedly' release if you ever turned on me like you do all of your other so-called 'friends'. You know 'me', I'm really just one big 'joke', everyone knows that, and as you, yourself well know, I'm always cracking un-funny jokes. I'm a laugh a minute! Hey, did ya hear the one about the guy that got lost in his own bathroom? Ya gotta love a big joker, right Donnie boy? And next to you, I'm the biggest joker going at the moment.
Hey, hold the phone for a second Donnie boy, a great big 'bus' just parked in front of my house, and the driver wants me to help him check a vibration in the undercarriage. Just hold the phone while I go help this nice guy out. I 'promise I'll be right back pal. Love ya Donnie Boy.'
Trump: 'Click'....'
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Trump: Rudy???
Giuliani: Yeah, 'Rudy', you know, Rudy Giuliani, your very personal lawyer.
Trump: Is this a crank call or something? What are you selling. How'd you get this number?
Giuliani: Donnie boy, its me, your bosom buddy, friends forever, Rudy G.
Trump: Rudy G., Rudy, Rudy?
Giuliani: Come on Donnie, knock it off already! Stop trying to scare me!
Trump: Well, 'whoever' you are, how'd you get my private number?
Giuliani: Look Donnie boy, I'd like to apologize for that silly off the cuff things I said about having all those secret files about you in my safe deposit box as an , “insurance policy, if thrown under the bus". You know, the stuff I'd 'supposedly' release if you ever turned on me like you do all of your other so-called 'friends'. You know 'me', I'm really just one big 'joke', everyone knows that, and as you, yourself well know, I'm always cracking un-funny jokes. I'm a laugh a minute! Hey, did ya hear the one about the guy that got lost in his own bathroom? Ya gotta love a big joker, right Donnie boy? And next to you, I'm the biggest joker going at the moment.
Hey, hold the phone for a second Donnie boy, a great big 'bus' just parked in front of my house, and the driver wants me to help him check a vibration in the undercarriage. Just hold the phone while I go help this nice guy out. I 'promise I'll be right back pal. Love ya Donnie Boy.'
Trump: 'Click'....'
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Wednesday, November 27, 2019
Ooooo, The "Radical Left"!
'Yeah, first the "radical left" wants to 'impeach' your unbelievably honest President, and now hey want to change the name of your most favorite Thanksgiving holiday! I mean, who does that!? You got it folks, those disgusting "radical left' people who want to hear only the 'truth' from your beloved president. Can you 'believe that?? Can you? I mean, what the hell are they thinking!? Are they un-American, or what? Really folks, is this just bat crap crazy, or is it just 'me'? I know, I know, I feel the same as you my loving minions do, and I'm not gonna let them do this to you. If I allow this to happen, which I certainly won't, then the next thing they'll want to destroy is your Christmas. Can you imagine Macy's without a Christmas tree? No toys under your own tree? Someone else as your 'president'? Not gonna happen on 'my' watch!
But folks, I need your blind faith assistance to combat this "radical left' ideology of destroying your America. So, here's some snappy, made in China, hats that I bought with my very own money, and in exchange for your vote I'm gonna fling a bunch, or at least a few, of them into my adoring crowd of, by my own un-biased count, two million vote eligible souls. I only with that I could afford to buy a one fits all, red hat for each of you, but the "radical left' is also trying to garnish my presidential wages so I must watch my personal budget account.
So, remember to disregard anything you read in the "fake news" papers about me, including everything you might accidentally hear on the fake TV news shows, especially that disgusting CNN. There oughta be a 'law'!
Remember that 'I' am the only person in America that you can trust. Look deeeeep into my presidential eyes, listen to my voice. Everyone else are out and out liars. Remember, to totally disregard science, history, environmentalists, Federal Law Enforcement agencies, especially the corrupt FBI who has tried to conduct a Presidential "coupe". But we're winning folks, we're winning big. Trust in me as your "chosen one". Hey wouldn't it be cool if on our money along with the words, 'In God We Trust', the words 'In Trump We Trust' were there also? Who knows. We'll see. You never know. Maybe a coin struck with my handsome likeness? We'll see how that works out. Let me hear a great big 'shoutout' for me! Praise my holier than thou name! Kiss my godly arse! How am I doing folks? No, I mean, 'really' '.
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But folks, I need your blind faith assistance to combat this "radical left' ideology of destroying your America. So, here's some snappy, made in China, hats that I bought with my very own money, and in exchange for your vote I'm gonna fling a bunch, or at least a few, of them into my adoring crowd of, by my own un-biased count, two million vote eligible souls. I only with that I could afford to buy a one fits all, red hat for each of you, but the "radical left' is also trying to garnish my presidential wages so I must watch my personal budget account.
So, remember to disregard anything you read in the "fake news" papers about me, including everything you might accidentally hear on the fake TV news shows, especially that disgusting CNN. There oughta be a 'law'!
Remember that 'I' am the only person in America that you can trust. Look deeeeep into my presidential eyes, listen to my voice. Everyone else are out and out liars. Remember, to totally disregard science, history, environmentalists, Federal Law Enforcement agencies, especially the corrupt FBI who has tried to conduct a Presidential "coupe". But we're winning folks, we're winning big. Trust in me as your "chosen one". Hey wouldn't it be cool if on our money along with the words, 'In God We Trust', the words 'In Trump We Trust' were there also? Who knows. We'll see. You never know. Maybe a coin struck with my handsome likeness? We'll see how that works out. Let me hear a great big 'shoutout' for me! Praise my holier than thou name! Kiss my godly arse! How am I doing folks? No, I mean, 'really' '.
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Monday, November 25, 2019
"Presidents are not kings"
On the bright side, this is great news, however, on the dark side even if he looses the obvious 'appeal' process, and eventually drags his entitled arse into the hot seat, he, like the 'good' minion he has proven to be, will simply follow his 'Kings' illegal orders, and refuse to answer questions. Bu at least Trump, 'The Incompetent', has been put on notice that 'his' word is not always taken as the 'last' word, and that his self imagined power is not finite.
Off With His Unruly Head, Cried The 'King'
The 'King', the 'Dictator-In-Waiting' has subtly 'spoken' through the vocal cords of a 'yes man', the very words that destroys many a political life, "You're fired". And our Navy Secretary goes down without as much as a whimper of protestation. Trump, 'The Incompetent-In-Chief', has waved his made in China, fake gold plated scepter, calling for Defense Secretary Mark Esper to show proof of his blind obedience to his master, and have Spencer's head to be brought before his teetering throne. The self proclaimed 'King' of America looked down upon his unruly ex-minions head and yelled at the very top of his entitled voice, 'Oh, by the way, did I mention that "You're Fired"!!!?
And so, another human soul that erringly stepped in the shadow of Trump, 'The Terrible', finds his life turned up-side down, in-side out, and out of his head,... and his job.
Just another Trump-made distraction that he hopes will take some of the spotlight away from his also, Trump-made, troubles.
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And so, another human soul that erringly stepped in the shadow of Trump, 'The Terrible', finds his life turned up-side down, in-side out, and out of his head,... and his job.
Just another Trump-made distraction that he hopes will take some of the spotlight away from his also, Trump-made, troubles.
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Thursday, November 7, 2019
Lessons Learned, Lessons Forgotton
'ASHES…….'
by Buddy Black, 2007
Ashes were falling
Like winter snow,
Yet people who saw it
Claimed not to know,
That what they were seeing
Was Human Snow.
And the boxcars came
And the boxcars went
Having disgorged the souls
The devil sent,
To stoke his evil fires of hell.
Hundreds,
Then thousands,
Then millions to come,
God only knows
The horrible sum.
And the bands played on
As the plan played out,
How could any one person
Now have a doubt,
What this killing machine was all about.
Women and children
And babies all,
Young men, old men
Big and small.
Their screams and pleas
Fell on the devils mute ears.
And no one cared
To see their tears,
As The SS came in the middle of the night
To complete their deed
Before the break of light.
Time was more valuable
Than these wretched souls
Because the Final Solution
Was their driving goal.
Individual, common men
With a common goal.
Each man conspired,
And each shared the role
Of tormentor, of killer,
Of human souls.
And the boxcars came
And empty they went
Having disgorged the souls
The devil sent.
Separated by gender,
Young and old.
In line they waited
In the freezing cold
While the SS stripped them
Of clothing, and gold.
Dogs and whips
Forced the soon dead foreword,
And they all knew by now
It was death they marched toward.
An SS doctor at the head of the line
Paid particular attention
To the old, the sick
And the dyin’.
And with the flick of a wrist
He sealed their doom
And sent them off
To the killing rooms.
Auschwitz, Belzec, Dachau, Majdanek,
And Treblinka, death camps,
Work camps,
It mattered not which,
For their fate was sealed
As they faced their doom,
And were herded like sheep
Into the killing rooms.
But, by gas or by lead
It mattered not now,
For at the point of a gun
They had no choice
As To when or to how,
It was simply a matter of time
They all would be dead.
This conspiracy of death
Passed down from the top
Like a snowball to hell
Near impossible to stop.
It soaked up the Jews,
And the gypsies all,
The sick and the well,
The young and the old
The big and the small.
Through the heat of the summer,
And winters biting stark cold,
Mothers now knew
That their babes
Would never grow old.
And the boxcars came
And empty they went
And soon the population
Was nearly all spent.
One million, Two million, Three million,
Four, Five million, Six million,
How many more!
The devil himself and all of his men
Could never put the world
Together again.
His bookkeepers and ledger men,
His SS and police,
Engineers and oilers,
And all who stood by
Then tried to think of a suitable lie,
Like ‘following orders was all that I did,
How was I to know,
What the devil had bid’.
But the world, and they all
Share this terrible guilt
For they each are a stitch
In this patch-work quilt
Woven with millions of human Souls.
And while ashes were
Falling
Like winter snow,
The devil’s men
Were stoking the fires of hell
With ordinary people,
Hoping the world would never know,
That what they were seeing
Was human snow. :/
by Buddy Black, 2007
Ashes were falling
Like winter snow,
Yet people who saw it
Claimed not to know,
That what they were seeing
Was Human Snow.
And the boxcars came
And the boxcars went
Having disgorged the souls
The devil sent,
To stoke his evil fires of hell.
Hundreds,
Then thousands,
Then millions to come,
God only knows
The horrible sum.
And the bands played on
As the plan played out,
How could any one person
Now have a doubt,
What this killing machine was all about.
Women and children
And babies all,
Young men, old men
Big and small.
Their screams and pleas
Fell on the devils mute ears.
And no one cared
To see their tears,
As The SS came in the middle of the night
To complete their deed
Before the break of light.
Time was more valuable
Than these wretched souls
Because the Final Solution
Was their driving goal.
Individual, common men
With a common goal.
Each man conspired,
And each shared the role
Of tormentor, of killer,
Of human souls.
And the boxcars came
And empty they went
Having disgorged the souls
The devil sent.
Separated by gender,
Young and old.
In line they waited
In the freezing cold
While the SS stripped them
Of clothing, and gold.
Dogs and whips
Forced the soon dead foreword,
And they all knew by now
It was death they marched toward.
An SS doctor at the head of the line
Paid particular attention
To the old, the sick
And the dyin’.
And with the flick of a wrist
He sealed their doom
And sent them off
To the killing rooms.
Auschwitz, Belzec, Dachau, Majdanek,
And Treblinka, death camps,
Work camps,
It mattered not which,
For their fate was sealed
As they faced their doom,
And were herded like sheep
Into the killing rooms.
But, by gas or by lead
It mattered not now,
For at the point of a gun
They had no choice
As To when or to how,
It was simply a matter of time
They all would be dead.
This conspiracy of death
Passed down from the top
Like a snowball to hell
Near impossible to stop.
It soaked up the Jews,
And the gypsies all,
The sick and the well,
The young and the old
The big and the small.
Through the heat of the summer,
And winters biting stark cold,
Mothers now knew
That their babes
Would never grow old.
And the boxcars came
And empty they went
And soon the population
Was nearly all spent.
One million, Two million, Three million,
Four, Five million, Six million,
How many more!
The devil himself and all of his men
Could never put the world
Together again.
His bookkeepers and ledger men,
His SS and police,
Engineers and oilers,
And all who stood by
Then tried to think of a suitable lie,
Like ‘following orders was all that I did,
How was I to know,
What the devil had bid’.
But the world, and they all
Share this terrible guilt
For they each are a stitch
In this patch-work quilt
Woven with millions of human Souls.
And while ashes were
Falling
Like winter snow,
The devil’s men
Were stoking the fires of hell
With ordinary people,
Hoping the world would never know,
That what they were seeing
Was human snow. :/
Waaaaa! "Voter-Fraud"
'I, still 'officially', the esteemed, and well loved and respected, Governor of the learned State of Kentucky, refuse to accept the 'vote of the people'! I refuse to allow this sort of democracy in my godly realm!
My BFF-FWB, Trump, 'The Conspiracy Monger', 'tells' me that Hillary Clinton is most certainly behind this 'strange' voter outcome. How is it possible that someone, such as myself, so dearly beloved, and highly respected by his subjects, can be kicked out of office by illegal "voter-fraud", right here in America!?? According to 'reliable' sources, in Washington, It would 'appear' that she has hired nearly six million illegal aliens, 'Mexicans' no doubt, to cast fake votes against me. It's just unbelievable what 'some' people will do in order to win. I would 'never' lower myself to such fakery. The Supreme Court will hear about this, and I will be vindicated! Really! I will!
But I, like my BFF will not stand for this sort of "voter-fraud" in otherwise, 'honest' politics! I, like my BFF have 'never' done anything even close to this sort of deceit. As everyone knows, I'm a true blue, red blooded, white christian, god fearing American 'patriot', and my BFF in his White House castle will back me to the 'end' in my quest to identify every single one of these illegal 'voters' that have made both my BFF and I, look really, really, bad. I mean, who does that?? Besides, that's 'our' job.
I have, numerous times actually, called my BFF this morning to tell him how sorry I am that I failed to win, via "voter-fraud", but I keep getting a busy signal. I'm sure he's busy looking for ways to save me from myself, and will no doubt visit me in a day or two for a great big 'bro' hug. I really love that guy, and I'm pretty sure that he still loves me too, otherwise, why would he have came all the way to Kentucky the other day to stump just for 'me', his favorite junior BFF.'
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My BFF-FWB, Trump, 'The Conspiracy Monger', 'tells' me that Hillary Clinton is most certainly behind this 'strange' voter outcome. How is it possible that someone, such as myself, so dearly beloved, and highly respected by his subjects, can be kicked out of office by illegal "voter-fraud", right here in America!?? According to 'reliable' sources, in Washington, It would 'appear' that she has hired nearly six million illegal aliens, 'Mexicans' no doubt, to cast fake votes against me. It's just unbelievable what 'some' people will do in order to win. I would 'never' lower myself to such fakery. The Supreme Court will hear about this, and I will be vindicated! Really! I will!
But I, like my BFF will not stand for this sort of "voter-fraud" in otherwise, 'honest' politics! I, like my BFF have 'never' done anything even close to this sort of deceit. As everyone knows, I'm a true blue, red blooded, white christian, god fearing American 'patriot', and my BFF in his White House castle will back me to the 'end' in my quest to identify every single one of these illegal 'voters' that have made both my BFF and I, look really, really, bad. I mean, who does that?? Besides, that's 'our' job.
I have, numerous times actually, called my BFF this morning to tell him how sorry I am that I failed to win, via "voter-fraud", but I keep getting a busy signal. I'm sure he's busy looking for ways to save me from myself, and will no doubt visit me in a day or two for a great big 'bro' hug. I really love that guy, and I'm pretty sure that he still loves me too, otherwise, why would he have came all the way to Kentucky the other day to stump just for 'me', his favorite junior BFF.'
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Tuesday, November 5, 2019
Invade Mexico, Invade Mexico!
Trump, 'The Wanna-be Dictator', is emboldened by his Turkey BFF-FWB, and simply wants to copycat the invasion of Syria by invading Mexico under the guise of protecting America. He also would use this threat as just another 'Trumpstraction' to pull eyes away from his own trials and tribulations that threaten to consume himself and his presidency. A sad little man-baby pooping in his own pull-ups.
Waaaa! "You can't let that happen to me!"
'Kentuckians, now that I have saved your beautiful coal bearing , poverty stricken state from yourselves, it's time for you to pay me back with some good ol' mind numbing votes. "Here's the story," "If you win, they are going to make it like, ho hum. And if you lose, they are going to say Trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. You can't let that happen to me!" So you see, if I win, you win another four years of my wonderful self. Just look at all I've done to...err..I mean 'for' you.
By the way, how do you like my little 'tariff war' so far? Remember, only the "bad guys" get hurt in a tariff war. Any "bad guys" in the audience? See?? You're all "good guys", and don'tcha just love'em. Oh please, oh please, oh please, I hate losing, don't let that happen to your favorite president! "You can't let that happen to me!" Waaaaa!Waaaaa! You know how I hate to lose. Actually, I never lose. I'm a winner. I always win at every thing. Huge numbers! But hey, that's just me. I know that all of you wish you could be more like myself, but you can't be, there's only one 'me'. But boy, just imagine if there were a whole bunch of 'me', and I'd be in charge of all of them!
So, I'm counting on your total ignorance of politics, your sad lack of morals, your tunnel versioned absence of ethics, and your willingness to be my favorite minions and lemmings. When you're standing in that ballot box to vote for my clone, your backwoods Republican governor, just imagine for one little second that you actually 'are' me, and just do what I'd do. I promise I'll make coal 'king' again. Really. I will even if I have to destroy your very last breathe of clean air, and your last gulp of precious clean water. But that's just me. That's why you'll also vote for me in 2020.'
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By the way, how do you like my little 'tariff war' so far? Remember, only the "bad guys" get hurt in a tariff war. Any "bad guys" in the audience? See?? You're all "good guys", and don'tcha just love'em. Oh please, oh please, oh please, I hate losing, don't let that happen to your favorite president! "You can't let that happen to me!" Waaaaa!Waaaaa! You know how I hate to lose. Actually, I never lose. I'm a winner. I always win at every thing. Huge numbers! But hey, that's just me. I know that all of you wish you could be more like myself, but you can't be, there's only one 'me'. But boy, just imagine if there were a whole bunch of 'me', and I'd be in charge of all of them!
So, I'm counting on your total ignorance of politics, your sad lack of morals, your tunnel versioned absence of ethics, and your willingness to be my favorite minions and lemmings. When you're standing in that ballot box to vote for my clone, your backwoods Republican governor, just imagine for one little second that you actually 'are' me, and just do what I'd do. I promise I'll make coal 'king' again. Really. I will even if I have to destroy your very last breathe of clean air, and your last gulp of precious clean water. But that's just me. That's why you'll also vote for me in 2020.'
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