Friday, December 22, 2017

In 'Dutch' In The Netherlands

'What??? Did 'I' say that?? Was that me? Me? Did 'my' mouth blurt out what you said I said that I said I totally deny saying? Steady now, my memory is a "no go zone", and believe me, that's not "fake news", if I've ever told the truth, as far as I can remember, I'm practically telling it right now. Really. And of course, I'm just using my own personal memory to recall, or not, what ever I may have said, or not, in the past and even the present. So don't quote me on this, please don't. No really, don't do it. Look, I wasn't appointed to this position because I'm intelligent, which is in serious doubt right now. My pal Trump picked me because, well, because I'm one of his 'pals'. Oh, and how ironic is it that here I am, as anti gay as anyone can be, and appointed as America's Ambassador to a very gay friendly country. What a hoot! Now, about those mysterious "no go zones" that I'm accused of mentioning, which as we all 'know' I probably didn't, and is totally "fake news", who would want to go there in the first place? Video and audio evidence??? You Do!? Errrrk! Pssst!, Hey Kelly, call me on my private shoe phone, I'm in deep 'dutch' here! '


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Pete Hoekstra called it “fake news.” Then the reporter showed him a video clip.
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Thursday, December 21, 2017

Minion-In-Chief

Silly minion! :/
Trump's chief economic adviser is comically out of touch with the middle class
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'MURDER'?? What's That!? (Re-Post from 2016)

' MURDER!?? Murder? I don't 'know' what that Is. Murder...what are they Talking about? Huh? What? Ohhhhh...That! Well, that's just Crazy talk. Look, can't a guy hop on his moped once in a while, and just go out and nuke a few 'suspected' drug users ?? And they call that 'murder'!? Ha! I beg to differ with these crybabies down at that 'UN' or WhatEver that place is from whence this whining comes. It's not called 'murder' where I come from! In fact I have re-written our Philippino dictionaries, and That word is no longer in there. In fact, it's against the law to even Say that word in the same sentence as my name. If you Do, you can expect a little 'tapping' at your door around midnight thirty by a friendly squad of my not so forgiving Vigilanties, informing you that you just happen to be on my drug user 'suspect' list. See Ya! By the way, just what Is this 'UN' thing, and who are They to criticise Me in public like this. Don't they realize that in My country it is Very against the law to even Think bad thoughts about me. I just happen to be the Presidente', the King, the leader, the Dictator of the Philippines and no one is allowed to be mean to me, and get away with it. I have 'friends', mostly Other 'dictators', who will stand right beside me on this stupid American instigated blasphomised charge. I tell you to your lying face, I did not 'murder' anyone. Well, 'Sure', I may have shot the hell out of them as I whizzed by on my made in China moped, but I'm pretty sure they were still alive when I left. Someone Else must have came along afterwards and did a little 'mercy' killing, you know, to put them out of their seld induced, sorry misery. I just shot them about forty times just to 'wound' them a little, kinda like a 'lesson learned' sorta shooting. Some 'suspected' drug users have to learn the hard way. But as far as it being this 'murder' thing they speak of, well nothing could be further from the 'truth'. Besides, do they have a Video of this 'incident'? Someone who is stupid enough, and tired of Living, that's willing to wittness Against me? Hardly! No one's That dumb. Hey, I could say I shot Kennedy for cryin' out loud, but that does Not prove I did it. Which I Didn't, by the way. I was in bed with someone that day. Really! It wasn't Me! And just because I 'said' I shot some 'suspected' criminals does not mean I actually Did. So, I say to the UN right to their nosey faces, Knock it Off you liers, you sons of whores! How dare you foul my spotless, and sacred reputation with these slanderous lies! I will sue you like you've never been sued before! Just you wait until I tell my BFF Presidente' Trump about this! He is a great 'fan' of mine! In 'fact', I hear he has started a 'fan club' just for Me. What a great guy! So, Mr.UN, or whatEver you are, you better leave me alone, don't make me put you on my 'suspect' list. Did you not 'know' that I, as the best dictator this country has Ever had, is above the law? Laws do Not apply to me, just like my BFF Trump, and Putin, We are Above the 'law', we Make the laws, we are untouchable royalty. So go away now, I have a job to do, I am very busy ruining....er..Running that is, my country. 'Justice' must run its deadly course, 'suspected' drug dealers, users, whores, and anyone Else 'suspected' of 'crimes' must give themselves up for 'rehabilitation, or perish in the gutters of our wonderful country. Mostly brutally murdered by these ruthless, so called Vigilanties, who I have absolutly no 'knowledge' of, nor 'control' over. Murder? Nope, it's called 'street cleaning', does That sound like "murder"? Hardly.'

 
President Rodrigo Duterte has gained global infamy for his hard-line war on drugs.
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Tuesday, December 19, 2017

The Raging 'Fire'

The Raging 'Fire'

Trump, 'The Incompetent', and his so called "Team", are on a 'fishing expedition' hoping they will 'jerk hook' vital information out of the investigation waters about who next will be in Mueller's line of fire for questioning. Trump is sweating little frenzy pellets as the fire under his incompetent arse gets hotter, and hotter, and the only way to turn down the heat is to eliminate by 'pardon' those who could fuel the fire that burns him so. And the only way to do that, short of firing Mueller, which he'd love to do but fears the 'hell storm' that would result from it, is to determine who's next on the witness list. Mueller's office does not have to divulge their witness list or "what's next" in their investigation, and they are not about to do it now just because Trump is sizzling, and crying, in his own frying pan. If this ploy does not work out for them, Trumps "team" will actively turn up the 'discredit machine' to a loud roar in attempt at discrediting Mueller by public opinion. Trump will count on his 'base' to be vocal, and substantial in numbers, along with his Republican political minions, enough so that if he does eventually fire, or at least reduce Mueller's his authority, he, Trump, will be insulated from the Democratic fallout that will result from such action. Remember when he said that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave., and he'd be forgiven? His theory is that, 'it's easier to get forgiveness, than it is to get permission'. Trump, 'The Incompetent', fancies himself as America's little self proclaimed Dictator who is above the law of the land. He is the master of subterfuge, and slight of hand in keeping himself out of harms way letting everyone else take the blame for his own misdeeds. But there is someone out there who 'knows' what he knows, and to keep out of 'jail' will flip over like that proverbial 'fish' in order to save themselves. Trump reached his level of incompetency long before our antiquated Electoral College excreted him into the Oval Office, and now he is clawing tooth and nail to stay there, and if it takes an un-popular, un-presidential, Presidential Pardon to do it, he will, all the while busy deconstructing our America as he goes.


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The president’s lawyers are seeking assurance that he will be cleared, but people with knowledge of the investigation said it could last at least another year.
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Saturday, December 16, 2017

The 'Fire Under Trump, 'The Incompetent'

The 'fire' under Trump, 'The Incompetent's' arse is getting Hotter. It's only a short matter of time before he pulls out his 'Pardon' card for his stooges, and his "You're Fired" card for those who threaten his very political existance. If he does this, which he most certainly will, and America lets him get away with it, then we are all surely doomed by this man-child who holds America hostage for his own, and his cronies, personal gain.

 
Rep. Jackie Speier (D-Calif.) said Friday that "rumors" on Capitol Hill suggest President Trump could fire special counsel Robert Mueller before Christmas, after Congress…
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The 'Rainmaker'

The 'Rainmaker'

'Ok, Mr. Reporter who's life is on the line here, write this down; 'I saw what I saw, and I know what I saw was what I saw, and if it wasn't there I wouldn't have seen it.' Now let me explain why it was there in the first place. As we all know, and will attest to under the greatest of pain during a trial by bazooka fire at my personal firing range, I, and only I, can make weather, and cool stuff in general, happen. This is so because I, and only I, am the ultimate God of the whole World, not just here in our beloved, enlightened, yet starving, North Korea, but the whole World. I'm whatcha might call a 'rainmaker'. Actually, I can make anything happen when it comes to weather. Rain in New York, I did it. Hurricane in the Philippines, that was me. Droughts in North Korea, that's me. I just do it as a hobby though, part time you know. Imagine what I could do if I only had more spare time on my chubby little nuclear radiated hands. I will tell you this though, I don't miss a meal! I must eat constantly because I burn up so much energy making things happen, that's probably why I glow in the dark.
See that puffy little cloud up there? Look closer and you'll see my autograph right there in the upper right corner. Yep, I did it alright. The moon? Carved it all by myself when I was but one year old, and took my slingshot and catapulted that thing right up there. My parents, rest their doubting souls, thought I was just playing in the dirt, but no, I was busy making things happen. And now look at me. The master of my own fate, well, actually maybe the fate of the whole world right now.
Did you get all that Mr. Reporter? Here, let me look at your notes. Whoaa!! Looks like you didn't dot your I's and cross your T's mister! Report to the firing range in the morning. Oh, bring all of your extended family members with you, and bring this general behind me to my right rear who appears to be napping. How can I make wonderful things happen when I'm surrounded by slackers?
Uh-oh! Big rain cloud coming! Quickly now, whoever comes up with an umbrella gets to live for the next four weeks. Oh, I am such a great 'God', and a really good, and benevolent 'leader'. Please, may I see a raise of sweaty hands of anyone who dares to not believe me? I'm a 'rainmaker'.'



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What does Kim Jong Un do when he’s not dictatoring or testing nukes? The answer will amuse you.
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Friday, December 15, 2017

So Easily Fooled

So easily fooled by their charming 'hero' of the hour. They knew he was a 'snake' when they pulled him under their sheets, and now they suffer from a bite in their arse, and lovers regret. Be careful what you 'ask' for.....

 
At issue is the Trump administration's withdrawal of two Obama-era rules designed to protect small farmers who say they are being exploited by the meatpacking…
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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

The Master Of None

Said the master of "Alternative Facts", and grand elusions. Trump, 'The Incompetent', crawled in bed with a rabid curr, and is now wondering why he was bitten in the arse, and covered in Alabama fleas. This man-child, Presidential 'pretender', still thinks that America is his own personal 'reality show', and that he can write the 'script' for our future. News alert little guy, your fake 'reality show' is winding down.

 
President Trump, never one to accept blame, may look for a scapegoat for his failure to lift Mr. Moore to victory in Alabama.
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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

The Master Of Denigration

Our President, Trump, 'The Incompetent', overdosing on 'Ego-roids'. He apparently has nothing better to do in his position as our President, and Commander-In-Chief, than to publically denigrate members of his own government.
This inept man-child who masquerades as our President reached his level of incompetency way before he ever thought about running for the Oval Office. He views the Office Of The President as his own little, private made for TV reality show, where ruling by chaos, and subversion of our democratic system, is his idea of being a 'leader'.
Contrary to his 'promise' to "make America great again", he is simply making America the laughing stock of the world.
America, and the World may never fully recover from this pitiful little man-child's destructive antics.


 
It prompted a swift and immediate backlash.
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Monday, December 11, 2017

Them Good Ol' Days

'YiiiiiHaa! Member them good ol' days ya'll!? Yes sir ree bob! Thems was tha good ol' days awright! Just as sure as this here tiny little hat screws onto my big fat noggin, thems was the best of times awright. Member how we kept them darkies down on tha farm? Yep, 'bout three hundered years it was. "I think it was great at the time..". Why, I member how happy we all wuz back then when "..our families were strong..", when "..we had slavery..". Everybody was just as happy as a pig in a poke. Them slaves didn't know no better nohow. They wuz glad to have 'job security', always knowin' where they wuz gonna git thar next bite of left over white mans food, never worry'n 'bout havin' a job fer tomorrow. Yep sir! Fat n happy they wuz, fat n happy. Why, they'd all starved right to death if'n we hadn't bought'em up at the slave market! Right to death they would! Back then, "..our families were stong, our country had a direction." And you know whut? If'n ya'll vote fer me, Alabama is gonna have "direction" once again 'cause I'm gonna do everythang I kin do to send our state right back to them good ol' days when people 'knew' thar places. President Trump's gonna vote fer me, and you know what, if'n I'm good'n 'nuf fer him, then you 'know' I'm even better fer you, and our grand backwoods state of Alabama! So folks, if you miss them good ol' days like I do, then get out thar and cast yer vote fer me, the guy who's gonna make Alabama "great again"!


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Alabama Senate candidate, accused child molester, and Christian extremist Roy Moore claims America hasn’t been great since slavery.
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Saturday, December 9, 2017

'Hellery Fire'

'OMG! OMG! We just can't get 'her' out of our narrow minded minds! We go to sleep with her image swirling around in our empty heads, and then we wake up to find her still there! What's with that!? Why do we let her bug us so, we wonder to no one in particular? And then, to add fuel to our smoldering 'Hellery' fire, our hero-in-residence, Trump, 'The Incompetent', simply has to teleport her name onto our Clinton radar screens and, Wham!, just like that, we go crazy with that infamous chant, 'Lock her up, lock her up'! Actually, we have totally forgotten just why we want her locked up, but whatever it is, if it's good enough for our 'hero', it's good enough for we, his ever faithful human lemmings. So, lets all raise our silly forgetful voices, and give a big shout-out to what's her name, and, well, find something to lock her up for before our 'hero' himself suffers the same fate. 'Lock her up, lock her up, lock her up...or whatever.'


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The crowd at President Trump’s Friday night campaign rally broke into chants of “lock her up” after Trump mentioned Hillary Clinton.
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Monday, December 4, 2017

Re-Post of 'Internet Love'

'Internet Love'

'OK, checklist; The love of my whole Entire 'reality' based life waiting for me in 'little burg' China, Check!; Sell my wind powered car, Check!; Let my 200 sguare foot apartment go, Check!; Airline ticket paid for with my Entire lifes savings, Check!; Notify, by Email but so far with No reply, my honey bun 'waiting' for me at the airport, Check!; Sever all ties with former Life in Holland, Check!; Think of nothing Else but my soon to be China Flower virgin bride, Check!; Get window seat so I can watch my whole world fly by without me, Check!; Board plane, check, check, and Double check!
Man! Nobody Told me that this flight was gonna last This long! Wish they had a gym or a spa in this thing! Flying, flying, boring, boring. No money left to pay for a Movie, drank my last bottle of 'free' water, out of peanuts, my sixteen 'neighbors' in my row of seats refuse to share Anything, got up to go pee and lost my window seat! Standing in aisle for three hours waiting for someone to go to the toilet, waiting, waiting....
Plane finally pulling up the the gate, heart racing like a wild stallion, sweaty palms, stinky feet, bet my soon to be 'online' betrothed is just as excited as I am. I hope that the Five Carat diamond ring I sent her fits her little precious finger. I hope she liked the new sports car I had delivered to our new apartment. Oh joy, joy! Is That her waving at me from the window there? Hundreds of turtle slowwww people in front of me dragging their bawling children, slow, slow, slower. Can't wait to be in my Inter-Net lovers arms, no more silly time wasting Emails, no more Txting photos, well, actually only One from my sweetheart, but afterall, who's Counting.
Finally in the lobby, standing here with my weary eyes closed, lips in kissing mode, trembling arms outstreched, anticipating being wrapped in the exciting arms of my China doll. Waiting...waiting...waiting..waiting a little more...a little more..arms getting tired, gravity stronger than my tiring muscles, lips drying out, no more spit to slick'em up, getting drowsy....Hmmmmm...no more chitter-chatter of laughing, happy travelers being met by their laughing, happy friends, family, and excited lovers. Time to open my eyes, maybe she's standing right in front of me doing the same thing. Nope! Empty. Empty room. Except for Me. Oh, I Know, she's down in the baggage claim level holding my eight bags, all my worldly belongings, waiting for me to come bounding down the escalator and fall into her faithful arms. Hmmmm...no, not Here Either.
Send her a Txt and Email. 'I'm Here my soon to be lover, I'll wait for you in the baggage claim my darling Internet lover, see you real Soon, be right Here, not going Anywhere, wearing the red shirt, blue pants and white shoes my mother dressed me in, right here...at the Airport, You know, in China'. Waiting...waiting....waiting....waiting some More..txting my China darling..sending Emails..battery getting weak, 'Still here my love, it's been only five days now, hungry, no money, no speak the language, still no money...Starving, getting weak, and weary, lost eighty pounds already, someone stole my bags, more E-mails to my little lost bird of paradise, 'are you lost my darling, did our new car break down, have not heard from you since wayyyy before leaving Holland, hellooooo, are you there my little honey bug?'
Oh my, This is a nice hospital! Excuse me, how'd I wind up Here?? Did my long lost, almost internet sweetheart bring me here? What a great girl! I 'knew' she'd finally arrive. Is that you my sweets? Your hands are so gentle dear. Dear? Oh, you're a Nurse! Ten Days!?? My sweetheart is Still a No-show!? Would you Pleasssse call my mommy'. ;);)



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They say true loves waits — and one man who went looking for it online seemingly took that to heart.
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FYI

Freedom From Religion Foundation
 

America's 'Taliban'

Ahhh, the 'American' Taliban has spoken. We do not need external enemies, we have plenty of our own home bred radicalized 'Christian' thugs right here in America.





Claiming “God commands it,” controversial Arizona Pastor Steven Anderson calls for the mass extermination of all LGBT people, promising an “AIDS free Christmas” as…
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Not Now, Not Ever, Not Ever Again!

Nope! Never! Not now. Not ever. This human ' material' was taken from Stolen Souls. The former Owners, also known as illegal prisoners of the Nazi regime, did not volunteer their body parts, prior to their murders, to be used, Then or Ever, for Any sort of 'medical' purposes. If these body parts are used for medical research then we are in effect condoning their former owners murder at the hands of these scumbags. Shall we justify the murder of six million souls in order to save or cure one soul 75 years later, simply because they are not here to cast their vote. No, not now, not ever!


 
 
Nope! Never! Not now. Not ever. This material was taken from Stolen Souls. The former Owners, also known as illegal prisoners of the Nazi regime, did not volunteer their body parts, prior to their murders, to be used, Then or Ever, for Any sort of 'medical' purposes. If these body parts are used for medical research then we are in effect condoning their former owners murder at the hands of these scumbags. Shall we justify the murder of six million souls in order to save or cure one soul 75 years later, simply because they are not here to cast their vote. No, not now, not ever!


ASHES…….
by Buddy Black, 2007
 
Ashes were falling
Like winter snow,
Yet people who saw it
Claimed not to know,
That what they were seeing
Was  Human Snow.
 
And the boxcars came,
And the boxcars went
Having disgorged the souls
The devil sent,
To  stoke his evil fires of hell.
 
Hundreds,
Then thousands,
Then millions to come,
God only knows
The horrible sum.
 
And the bands played on
As the plan played out,
How could any one person
Now have a doubt,
What this killing machine was all about.
 
Women, and children,
And babies all,
Young men, old men
Big and small.
 
Their screams, and pleas
Fell on the devils mute ears.
And no one cared
To see their tears,
As The SS came in the middle of the night
To complete their deed
Before the break of light.
 
Time was more valuable
Than these wretched souls,
Because the Final Solution
Was their driving goal.
 
 
Individual men
With a common goal.
Each man conspired,
And each man
Shared the role,
Of tormentor, of killer,
Of  human souls.
 
And the boxcars came,
And empty they went,
Having disgorged the souls
The devil sent.
 
Separated by gender,
Young, and old.
In line they waited
In the freezing cold
While the SS stripped them
Of  clothing, and gold.
 
Dogs, and whips
Forced the soon dead foreword,
And they all knew by now
It was death they marched toward.
 
An SS doctor at the head of the line
Paid particular attention
To the old, the sick,
And the dying.
And with the flick of a wrist
He sealed their doom,
And sent them off
To the killing room.
 
Auschwitz, Belzec, Dachau, Majdanek,
And Treblinka, death camps,
Work camps,
It mattered not which,
For their fate was sealed
As they faced their doom,
And were herded like sheep
Into the 'shower' rooms.
 
But, by gas, or by lead,
It mattered not now,
For at the point of a gun
They had no choice
As To when or to how,
It was simply a matter of time
They all would be dead.
 
This conspiracy of death
Passed down from the top,
Like a snowball to hell
Near impossible to stop.
 
It soaked up the Jews,
And the gypsies all,
The sick, and the well,
The young and the old,
The big and the small.
 
Through the heat of the summer,
And winters biting stark cold,
Mothers now knew
That their babes
Would never grow old.
 
And the boxcars came
And empty they went,
And soon the population
Was nearly all spent.
 
One million, Two million, Three million,
Four, Five million, Six million,
How many more!
The devil himself and all of his men
Could never put the world
Back together again.
 
His bookkeepers, and ledger men,
His SS, and police,
Engineer's and oiler's,
And all who stood by,
Then tried to think of a suitable lie,
Like ‘following orders was all that I did,
How was I to know,
What the devil had bid’.
 
But the world, and they all
Share this terrible guilt
For they each are a stitch
In this patch-work quilt,
Woven with millions of human Souls.
 
And while ashes were
Falling
Like winter snow,
The devil’s men
Were stoking the fires of  hell
With ordinary people,
Hoping the world would never know,
That what they were seeing
Was human snow.