Saturday, June 6, 2020

'Me, Myself, And I'

'My fellow American's, I would like to take this moment in history, you know, while being 'presidential', to thank the three people in my life that have made all this possible, and without whom I'd be just an empty shell of pretend humanity.
Let's put our sweaty little hands together in the prescribed 'clapping' manner, and give a great big, huge, shout-out to 'Me, Myself, and I'!! How about that folks!? Wonderful family guys, great decision makers, well, you know, just like 'this' one, and not least of all, very 'compassionate' guys who think nothing of giving credit where credit's due.
Big hand folks, clap, clap....

 

Friday, June 5, 2020

Failure to Train, And Supervise

I'm all in for 'Special Response Teams' as they serve an important function in responding to situations that regular street cops are not trained in, nor equipped to handle.
However, in this particular case it appears that the Buffalo Team has chosen to draw the proverbial 'line in the sand', and has tripped over it onto their faces during its execution.
By all Fifty-Seven team members resigning from the team, it gives the message that all 57 consciously agree that the Two members that were suspended for pushing over the 75yr old protestor, did nothing wrong, or according to their spokesperson, “Fifty-seven resigned in disgust because of the treatment of two of their members, who were simply executing orders,” said John Evans, PBA president.  The real "disgust" here is what the two team members 'did', not because of their now treatment.
"Simply executing orders". 'Simply executing orders', has never been, and never will be, a valid reason nor valid excuse for criminal activity.
I have watched the same video clip of this incident as everyone else surely has, and it's plain that there was no valid reason nor good excuse for these two officers to push a 75yr old person who at that age, no doubt lacks the facility for good balance, so hard that he falls backwards striking his head on the pavement thus causing a significant head injury. These officers could have simply ushered their now victim to the rear or to the side as he appeared to be of no threat to their safety. And yet, they consciously chose the act that they will now likely be charged with.
Fifty-Seven members resigned and Two others suspended. This means that all of the 59 Members thought it was proper, and actually condone, the acts of the two suspended officers, because they were "Simply executing orders".
These officers were no doubt well trained otherwise, but ill trained in the ethics and morals of performing their duties as a Special Response team whose first priority is to 'Protect and Serve' the public. In this, they have failed miserably, and their supervisors have 'failed to train, and supervise'. This, a 'black eye' for the City of Buffalo.

'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 9

'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 9

Dear Buddy,
As you can imagine, I am 'sick, and tired' of having to wear this stupid 'face mask' all the time, especially since we 'all' 'know' that the coronavirus is just a simple head cold that barely makes one sick. My whole remaining family members, and what friends I have left, all feel the same way as I about this government sponsored issue! Besides, before all this nonsense started, I had what teeth I have left, 'whitened', and now it's impossible to show them off while wearing this bothersome mask!
Why do we need our government to make life or death decisions for us?? Aren't we 'all' adults here? Shouldn't we 'mature adults' be allowed to make our own life and 'death' decisions?? Like I said, "..I'm sick, and tired.." of this thing, as well as "sick and tired" of our government intruding into my personal life style. Thanks Buddy! You're practically a family name here in Maine!
'Born Free, and Sick, and Tired, in Maine'



Dear 'sick, and tired',
"Family name"?? No, we are 'not' related! And, when you speak of "mature adults" here, are you referring to 'yourself'? Really?? You did not mention your 'age', so I can only make a 'WAG' (wild assed guess) of it. Are you still required to take naps in your pre-school class?
But, far be it from me to be judgmental, something I'm certainly not know for. In which case I shall answer your question, with a question;
Given a, "mature adult", choice, would you rather be just a little, 'sick, and tired', or a lot of, 'sick, and dead'?
Good luck!

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Down The 'Rabbit Hole'

'Yeahhhh...yeah, I went down the 'rabbit hole'! You know, just to check it out, you know, do a little dusting, straighten some pictures, clean some windows, fix the sagging spring on the screen door, you 'know', 'house keeping' stuff like that. I call it my 'bug-out' hole. Everybody does some Spring cleaning this time of year, so that's what 'I' do, you know, when I'm not making "perfectly good" phone calls, playing tootsies with degenerate third world country dictators, bullying world leaders, grabbing a little "pussy", as I like to call it, firing bad people and praising "some very good people", sucking up to gullible evangelical bible thumpers, and, ah, you know, very busy 'presidential' stuff like that. My brain is so huge, I gotta keep it busy doing "very important" things, otherwise it makes me say, and do, really stupid shit.
And then, to my utter, and unbelievable, 'surprise', when I pulled my head out of my 'hole', I discovered that some "very bad people" were knock, knock, knocking at my chamber door wanting to use the restroom! Really! Would I lie about something like that? Who 'are' those people, I muttered to no one in particular!? I mean, who does that!?? I mean, is this batshit crazy, or is it just 'Me'? I called my BFF-FWB 'Willie' Barr, and asked him to tell those door knockers to go away and leave me alone. He did such a great job at it by the way! I was sooo happy that I felt the heavenly urge to go to church and thank my invisible, mythical, 'spirit in the sky' for once again delivering me from evil.
So you 'see', that's really all there was to it. And wouldn't you know, the bogus, lying, fake news, concocted a phony, photo-shopped, fake video of stuff that did not really happen. They should be ashamed of themselves! I gotta make a new 'law' against 'photo-journalism'. Very bad people! "Enemies of America"! Why do they keep on picking on me!?? Why?? What did I ever do to deserve such derision? Waaaa!'



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'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 8

'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 8
 
Wow! I have discovered that 'people' are like 'fish', they either get themselves in too deep water, or they find themselves floundering in tide pools at low tide, and 'neither' one has a happy outcome. Here, we have one of those 'beached' 'flounders' gasping for air, gulping for help. 'Lucky' for her that 'Ask Buddy', came along just in the nick of time!  Follow along, let's see how we can 'assist' her.
 
Dear Buddy,
My husband of 40yrs just left me for another woman, actually, my 'twin'! I'm not really all that surprised, he never did like to try anything 'new'.
Now, I know this sounds crazy as hell, but what does 'she' have that I don't? And Buddy, what should I do now?
(By the way Buddy, we all love you here in Palooka, you're the only 'sane' voice in town!)
'Loser In Palooka, Kentucky'
 
Dear 'Loser',
Ahhh..She has your 'husband'. My unbiased suggestion, is that you send her two cards, a 'Congratulations' card, and a 'Sympathy' card, and then, treat yourself to a 'singles' cruise. ;) ;) Oh, and next time, get a 'dog'. ;)

Another Career Destroyed by trump, 'The Boy-King'

It is unfortunate that men and women of honor and integrity that 'want' to serve our nation and uphold the values of our Constitution, simply cannot when they are placed in the position of protecting an egomaniac or resigning, by trump, 'The Boy-King', who makes it impossible for them to continue serving under a wanna-be dictator.
America has lost yet another honorable Federal employee due to our 'Buffon-In-Chief' busily 'playing' President of America.
Hopefully we have not seen the last of James N. Miller, perhaps in the Biden Administration?
As for trumps 'middle finger puppet', Secretary Esper, he should start counting down the days he has left as a Federal 'employee', because SOON he will hear the words, 'You're Fired', and it wont be from his 'puppet master, trump'.

 

Tuesday, June 2, 2020

'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 7

'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 7

Just when I think I've heard every question that could be proffered, along comes one that proves me wrong. For instance, lets examine the following;

Hey Buddy,...
I'm sure I'm not the only 'intelligent' person in the 'Show Me State', of Illinois that is puzzled by something that just makes little sense to the average person such as myself, my friends, and not a few of my pretty smart relatives. You see Buddy, here, it takes a lot of convincing before we, 'Show Me Stators', can take something for 'fact'. For example; I have six brothers and four sisters. Add that up and you'll see that there's actually Ten of us. That's a fact alright!
Well, my 'daddy' always wondered if we all was 'his', or maybe the mail man, or the yard boy, or the milk man, or the shoe salesman's. Well, he being the true 'Show Me Stater', I was fifteen when he finally had one of them new fangled DNA tests done on me, and guess what? And wouldn't you know, for 'me', it was the Milkman! How about that!? I always did like that guy! Apparently, he was really good at 'delivering' the goods!
Anyhoo, my question is this; can you, in just a few, short, easy to understand, simple words, explain why 'needles' are so darn sharp at one end, yet not at the other? We've been scratching our heads over 'this' one for years now!
Thanks in advance,
'Asking for a 'friend' in Illinois'



Dear 'Asking',
No.