Thursday, May 9, 2019

"Unidentified" Projectile

Ahhhh…..did you see 'that'? What was that? Did anyone else see what I think I just saw? What in the world!? It's as if it just came right up out of the ground, and went straight up into the sky belching smoke and fire, and making some godawful noise! If I live until I die, I'll still never be able to un-see that thing, whatever it was. I wish I could 'identify' that aberration that has my senses reeling, but I'm at a loss, incredible as it may sound, for words.
My first thought was, 'could this be one of those bonafied "unidentified" projectiles we, or at least I do, always hear about?' My second, and next to last thought, was, 'could I be correct about my first thought?' My third, and thank goodness my last thought, was, 'just what in the hell am I thinking it was in the first place, and the second place, that got me here to the third place?' I'm not 'easily' confused but this one has my brain trying to escape from its shell!
If only I had some, even minute form of evidence, to show that I think I saw something that I can never identify.
Of course, as we all do, I did have my handy-dandy Mobile Phone in hand, but when I attempted with shaky hands to capture the likeness of this strange phenomenon, you know, for photographic posterity and the fame that would surely follow, to my dismal dismay, I discovered that my phone was 'out of film'! Bummer! Just my luck, and there I was, impotent 'camera' in hand, and there it went, opportunity lost.




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Wednesday, May 8, 2019

Hear-ye, Hear-ye, The 'King' Has Spoken

'Clang-clang, Clang-clang', Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye, The 'King' has 'spoken'. His Majesty, Lord Trump, 'The Imposter', has swung his magic Scepter and cast 'executive privilege' over his 'court', there-by protecting himself from further inquiary into whatever nefarious activity he may be involved in. Our 'King' is now insulated, and protected from America's judicial system, and he now shows the world that he, and he alone, is above the 'Law of The Land', no longer subject to the 'Rule of Law' as other mortals be, and thusly, an 'untouchable'.
Our 'King' has finally built his 'wall', not at the Border of Mexico, but a virtual 'wall' around America's White House, a 'wall' of 'privilege' constructed with lies, deciet, deception, confusion, paronoia, contradictions, and abuse of America's now shreded Constitution.
And now, King Trump, 'The Denier', sits high on his 'wall' surrounded by his clutch of courtly minions daring 'Justice' to just try and knock them off. But then, so did 'Humpty Dumpty', and all of his men. What goes up, will surely come down.
Our 'King' has stupidly painted himself into a corner where there is now no escape, and his 'wall' will be his undoing, and in due time will come tumbling down around his 'kingly' head.



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Russia, "Stop Messing Around..."

'Yeah, that's right, you heard me, you, you commie rascals you, "don't mess around with Venezuela", or else! Know what I mean buster? Oh sure, my 'boss' practically invited you guys to set up camp there, but just because we've done nothing to stop you, or whinned about it, or to kick you out, doesn't mean that we're happy to have you in our 'backyard' "messing around". Oh, and if you do happen to make a 'mess' down there while "messing around", please be so kind as to clean up after yourselves before you leave, that is if you ever do leave. Which by the looks of it, wont be anytime soon.
By the way, what in the world Are you doing "messing around" there? Why are all those guys who are getting off those military transports dressed up like tourists? Don't they realize there's a civil war brewing down there, and hardly a place to be "messing around" in?
Anyway, I suggest that you just take your 'mess', go home, and "don't mess around with Venezuela", because that's 'our' job.'



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Secretary of State Mike Pompeo had strict words on Sunday for Russian…

Pompeo's 'Bright Side' of Global Warming

'Hot dam! Would you look at that! See, I 'knew' there'd be a bright side to this global warming thingy! Hell, that stupid ice has been a bother for years! It's about time that we have been able to melt that stuff out of our way, now we can destroy, errr..I mean 'develope', that place just like we have 'developed' everyplace else that our greedy little hands have touched.
Look out virgin Artic, here we come!
But first, let me say this about that, "The Arctic is at the forefron...t of opportunity and abundance," "It houses 13 percent of the world's undiscovered oil, 30 percent of its undiscovered gas, an abundance of uranium, rare earth minerals, gold, diamonds, and millions of square miles of untapped resources, fisheries galore." Money, money, money!!! We'll all be filthy rich just like my 'Presidential' boss!
Did you know that, "This could potentially slash the time it takes to travel between Asia and the West by as much as 20 days."  Yes, you heard me correctly, "potentially...20 days" faster! Wow! We could get 'there' "20 days" faster than we can now! 'Time travel' is very important to my 'boss', and whatever is important to him, is important to me as well. He gets what he wants, and I'm the guy to deleiver it! You see, I'm a pretty smart guy myself, even if my brain is much, much smaller than my boss' brain.
Did I mention that because of my boss, "America is the world's leader in caring for the environment," yep, and that's the 'truth', the whole truth and nothing but the truth, according to my boss. He really cares about America's "environment", and has done everything possible to keep it clean by letting the polluters be in charge of their own 'hen houses'. Afterall, who knows best as to how to police themselves, but themselves? And when it comes down to it, he will insure that when we are able to gouge our cold steel hands into Mother Earths bowels in the Artic, that it will be done in a clean, and respectful manner, just as we've done every place else that we humans have ravaged. So, I emplore everyone to just move along, stop the gawking, nothing to see here, business as usual.'



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Tuesday, May 7, 2019

Way to go Oregon!! ;) ;)

Way to go Oregon!!

 
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Oregon lawmakers have advanced a bill that would eliminate religious and philosophical exemptions for mandatory vaccinations,

'Birds Of A Feather...'

Tiger Woods has now sold his soul to his 'golf master', Trump, 'The Benevolent', and has tarnished forever the Presidential Medal of Freedom. Trump, 'The Suck-up', knows no end to his pandering ways, and this is just another example of how far, and low, he is willing to bend over in order to garner just one more 'vote', and hopes of many more by playing Mr. Woods, his 'race card'.
Tiger Woods has never done anything good for America, winning a few golf matches does not count in the least, his race, or any race for that matter, or humanity in general that would qualify him to receive this award. Unless of course you would count his friendship with his BFF, and now FWB, Trump, 'The Me, Me, Me'.
Winning a golf match, or two, or three, or a crap bucket full of them, should not qualify anyone, no matter who they are, for receiving this medal. Otherwise, why not spread it around the 'sports' world to other 'winners' in other fields of contest? Football, Baseball, Bowling, Dart tossing, Arm Wrestling, Cow Pie tossing, Watermelon Seed Spitting. Where does it end? But of course, with Trump, it will only end when he is voted out of office. As for Woods, were he a real man, a man with real morals, real ethics, and a real social conscience, he would have immediately declined this phony awards stunt when he was first notified of it. But instead, he let his 'look at me' ego override his common sense, and allowed himself to prostrate in front of his BFF-FWB, while Trump, 'The Gift Giver', picked his pocket of his soul. He now is forever beholding to his golfing pal, and must always come crawling before his masters throne whenever he is summoned. Two sad, little, insignificant man-babies. 'Birds of a feather....'.

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Tiger Woods was chided Monday night moments after receiving the Presidential Medal of Freedom award from President Trump about a month after winning at the Masters.

Not ready For A Black Leader In Georgia

'Oh hell no, no way, not here, not yet! I mean, look, it's only been 154 years since Georgia lost the civil war, we're still a little sensitive about that thing around these parts. I mean, come on folks, Black people don't' know nothin' about 'leading' Anything. Well, maybe they could 'lead' a donkey', but 'leading' people? Really!? Look, I don't know much about anything, some would say I don't know anything about anything at all, some people would say I'm an ignorant, racist, bigoted, entitled loser, but as a 'learned' white person, I do know people, and I 'know' more about Black people than anybody around here.
Tomorrow, I'll probably be eating my words like they was hot out of the fryer chittlins, but that's just part of being a 'good' politician. Ignorant today, humble and still ignorant tomorrow.'
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The mayor said in a statement that she doesn't recall making such a comment.