Monday, February 24, 2020

That Mysterious 'Wind'

'Wind turbines...wind mills...daaaa...wind mills...hmmm...wind turbines. Oh, those things, yeah right. I've just "never understood wind". I mean, who does, right?
Wind...wind...? Oh, I 'think' I thought you were talking about the noise inside my head when the wind blows. Can you hear that?? Boy, I sure can. I'm surprised you can't hear the noise in my head. But now I see you're talking about something totally different. Some sort of 'wind' thingies...right?
So yeah, wind turbines...I hear they cause cancer? Gee, I guess a wind mill 'could' get cancer. That's what rust is called, right. That's 'cancer' for sure! And I guess if you were standing under one of those things and some of that rust fell on you, then I guess you could 'say' that, 'hey, look, I've got wind turbine 'cancer'. But really, I'm not even sure what a 'Wind mill or Turbine is, 'Turbine'...., that's some sort of hat, right, a Turbine?
But look, as you can painfully see, “I don’t have an answer on that. I, I don’t, I don’t have an answer on that,” “Yeah, I don’t have an — I really don’t have information on that right now.” Hey, I don't even know how I got this job in the first place, 'communication' is not exactly my forte', and now you expect me to know all about some sort of wind thing, or hat, or cancer, I'm not exactly a doctor you know, or if either one of them can even cause cancer, or make noise, or whatever the hell they do. Really?? Really? I mean, Really!?
Anyway like I profusely, and so ignorantly proclaim, “I don’t have any information or knowledge on that subject. I've been using my huge brain on more important distractions lately. if I get a readout, I’m happy to update you on that,” and mimic anything my very huge brain tells me to say, because you know, like, I read stuff about stuff all the time, "readout" stuff is one of my favorite bathroom readers. Hey, do you like my jacket? You there! Is that a "readout" in your hand?
Uh-oh, time to go, winding down, I think there's a windstorm in my head. Must go to office for re-programming. Bye bye, that is all.'



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Tilting at Windmills: In a bizarre and incoherent attack on windmills President Donald Trump confesses: “I never understood wind,” while claiming he knows windmills “very much” and has “studied it better than anybody.”


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