'RinnnngRinnng,RinnngRinnng,RinnngRinnng..'Здравствуйте кто это?(hello, who Is this) Ahhh, Hey Vlad, this is your new BFF, Erd. Vlad, would you mind speaking English, I don't know a Word of Russian yet. Erd? Erd, Who? Do you have any idea what time it is here in Russia!?? Who Is this!? What are you selling?? тупые Prank звонящие!(stupid prank callers) Awwww come On Vlad, it's Me, the dictator of Turkey. Oh, Heyyy Erd, Bro, just 'kidding' with you Erd, I knew it was you all along. We just got this new technology called 'caller I.D.' here. Get This Erd, your name comes up on a little screen on my phone! How about That Erd!? Do you have that in Turkey? dilsiz assed Ruslar!(dumb assed Russians) What's that Erd? How about You speaking English Erd, Turkey is greek to me. Ok, look Vlad, I'm running out of 'friends' and I thought maybe you and I could get back together and be chums again, you Know, just like 'old times'. Remember how you used to coach me in the proper ways of being a good dictator, and how to get a 'true' confession out of even the most stubburn geriatric? Boy, Those were the good ol' days, huh? о, это foolis будет легко преобразовать.(oh, this fool will be easy to convert) What's that you say Vlad? Oh nothing Erd, my good friend, just thinking out loud my good, best 'friend'. So what can we Russians do for you that you have not done to yourself Erd? By the way Erd, are you still a member of that criminal interprise, NATO and the EU? Well, yes Vlad, but just for the time being. I'm waiting for the stupid Americans to offer me Billions of American dollars in economic, and 'personal' aid, if you know what I 'mean'. Soon as the check clears, I'm bailing out of their sinking ratship. And That's where You, Vlad, my new BFF, comes in. How'd you like to have some spiffy 'deep water' ports for your wonderful Navy? How about some cozy Airfields to base your fighter squadrons in? How would you like a few of the latest secret American Fighter jets to play with, and those top secret Tanks? They give me all kinds of military 'toys' to play with Vlad! Lots of secret squirrel stuff! All kinds! aptal Amerikalılar!(stupid Americans) I'd be happy to 'share' them with you Vlad, if you would Only be my Best BFF neighbor! My best, best, best! And I'll be the best little 'mini-me' you ever did see! As one Dictator to another Vlad, we could certainly 'use' one another in our quest for world dominance. You Know I've already got Turkey in my pocket. I'll be the best, or Worse in This case, darn dictator Turkey's ever had! I've been watching how You do it Vlad, and boy have I been taking copious notes on how to step on peoples rights, invade their countries, and snuff out their hopes, and dreams, while at the same time making them 'think' that you're saving them from Themselves. Just like You do Vlad! Hey, remember when you stole Crimea a while back? Man, they didn't even see it coming! I wanna do something like that! Oh Please teach me Vlad! Compared to You, I'm just a babe in the despot woods! Aptal Rus aptal, ben şimdi kanca onu var!(stupid Russian idiot, now I've got him hooked) What's that Erd? Well, Erd, I'm glad you came to me with this. I think I can help you in more ways than One. It would be nice to have some Naval bases, and Air Fields in your tiny little insignificant country. Of course, I would have to base a few hundred thousand military 'advisors' here and there, just a simple formality of course, and 'anytime' you want us to leave 'your' country all you have to do is ask politely, and I'd take it under 'consideration'. О, это проще, чем я думал, что это будет. Если все турецкий народ так же глупо, как этот, это будет легко выбирать тир карманы!(Oh,this is easier thanI thoughtit would be.If allthe Turkish people are stupidas this,it will be easyto picktheirpockets) What's that Vlad? English Vlad, English! If you teach me Vlad, I'll learn to speak Russian in no time Vlad. даERD, но тольково сне!(yes Erd, but only in your dreams) What's that you say Vlad? Evlat, onun beş yaşındaki soymaktan daha kolay olacak!(boy, this is going to be easier than I thought) Well Vlad, it's been nice chatting with you. Bir 'sam' füze burnunu yukarı uçabilirsiniz!(may a Sam missle fly up your nose) What did you say Erd? Oh, it was just an old Turkish BFF 'blessing' Vlad. Hey thanks a lot Erd, you're gonna make a swell dictator. Take care now, and good luck with your dictatorship training, дурак!(fool)' :/ :/
Erdogan and Putin renew ties during visit to Russia
Gregg Zoroya, USA TODAY 12:59 p.m. EDT August 9, 2016
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan and Russian President Vladimir Putin agreed Tuesday to restore economic ties damaged after Turkey shot down a Russian warplane in November.
The pair shook hands and exchanged pleasantries after meeting at Konstantin Palace in St. Petersburg, with Erdogan thanking Putin for calling him soon after the July 15 coup attempt in Turkey. The Russian leader praised his counterpart's commitment to restoring ties, according to the BBC.
"Your visit means that all of us want the dialogue to be resumed," Putin said, the BBC reported.
The two leaders promised to reverse all sanctions put in place after the plane was shot down, the Associated Press reported. Erdogan, referring to Putin as his "dear friend," said they agreed to construction of a Russian natural gas pipeline through Turkey and to a deal for Moscow to build Turkey's first nuclear power plant, the AP reported.
Economic relations between the nations were fractured after the Russian jet was shot down, which occurred as ties between Turkey and Russia were already strained over the Syrian civil war. Turkey supported rebel fighters, while Putin sent military forces in September to bolster embattled Syrian President Bashar Assad. The Russian warplane was shot down about a month later.
Erdogan and Putin also plan to discuss Syria's five-year civil war during their visit.
The talks, however, could increase tensions with the United States and Turkey's other NATO allies, who have expressed concerns about Erdogan's widespread crackdown on freedom after the failed coup. Tens of thousands of judges, police, military and university professors have been purged from their posts in the aftermath.
Turkey is also demanding that the U.S. extradite Muslim cleric Fethullah Gulen, who is living in self-imposed exile in Pennsylvania, claiming Gulen and his followers were behind the coup attempt. Gulen has denied the allegations.
Tuesday's meeting with Putin came after Erdogan wrote a letter in June apologizing to the Russian leader for downing the plane.
Putin described the incident at the time as a "treacherous stab in the back" and curtailed economic relations, placing an embargo on agricultural imports from Turkey and banning package tours to the country. The incident also placed on hold the much-favored Russian natural gas pipeline.
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