'Awwww....For cryin' out Loud PeeeoPle..It's Just a friggin' Baaaabeeee! OMG, lighten Up! I can Always get Another one of those things. Geeez! It's not like I went out and had the little bugger, and then choked it out or somethin'! Give me a Break here already! Hey, take a good lOOk at me here. Am I a Knock-out or What? Welll...except for this polock nose of mine! Good grief! Would You want to go through life as a Hooker with a nose like This? H E double L No way! ... You'd sell your Mothers butt to get a pretty nose on your face! Well, I didn't have to Sell Anything to get a pretty snout! My very own Government is gonna subsidize this face. They want me to get a 'job' so's I can support myself and my brood...well, I'm just gonna make myself a little more marketable, that's all. You know how many brats I've already popped out? Yeah, me Neither! But I can tell you it's more than a Few! Actually a few more than I really Need. I tell you they're gonna drive me to whoredom! You try feeding all those mouthes on Public Welfare money, it ain't easy I tell ya! So, yeah, Somehow I wound up knocked up, they don't make rubbers like they used to that's for sure, and it just happened to happen right when I was planning on getting this snozel tuned up. When guys are looking down at me they want to see a pretty face looking back up at'em ya know? Well, that big baby 'bump' thing was sure to slow down my career, if you know what I Mean. Sometimes a girl just has to Do what a girl has to Do to get a little a 'head'. I think I had the same problem when I wanted to 'enhance' my bosum a while back but I just went right ahead a had a couple of Soccer Balls planted in my chest, and as you can plainly See, Oooo-la-la, these babies are Tight!! Yep, big boobs and a pretty face is my ticket to porno stardom and I ain't gonna let a bunch of snotty nosed poop pants slow me down. I'm gonna be a Star, and I'm gonna get rich doin' it. Shoot, I'm even thinkin' of gettin' my roots dyed to match my dyed hair next, and maybe get tats for eyebrows instead of having to draw them on everymorning. I might even get some Teeth so's I can smile once in a while. Ohhh I'm gonna be sooo pretty and I'll be the best plastic hooker money can buy. Oh, and I think I might get some of those new fangled birth control pills that seem to be the rage nowadays, 'cause ya just can't trust men anymore to wear 'raincoats' when it's raining out, if you nose what I Mean there. Well, gotta run, need a new mattress and pick up my brats, if I can remember where I left them..busy, busy...'. :/ :/
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Woman Admits To Having Abortion In Order To Get Nose Job And Become A Porn Star
A British woman revealed that she had an abortion so she could undergo a nose job and pursue her dream of becoming a porn star.
Josie Cunningham, 25, said she decided on the abortion after doctors told her they wouldn’t be able to carry out a nose job while she was pregnant.
“I'd had the boobs done, I had the body, but I [realized] that to be really successful in the adult industry, I needed the face too,” Cunningham said.
“People can hate me — but the pregnancy was going to ruin my chance of finally making it," she said. "Next year I'll be posing for glamour shots instead of nine months pregnant lying on the sofa with fat ankles. That's my decision and no one else’s.”
Cunningham originally became known after bragging about using government benefits to have a $7,285 breast implant procedure.
She became a regular fixture of tabloids and newspapers for her many scandals involving using the government to pay for Botox and her children’s transportation to school.
“I’m having this nose job no matter what gets in my way,” she said.
“Pregnancy was a major obstacle and an abortion was the answer to it — so that’s what I did," she said. "Anyone who [criticizes] me for putting my looks ahead of an unborn child has no right until they’re the ones putting food on the table for my kids. I don’t care what anyone thinks. My body, my decision.”
Cunningham has three children, all from different fathers, and decided to pursue porn and glamor modeling in lieu of having a fourth child.
“It’s not like I planned this,” she said of her most recent pregnancy. "I was seeing someone I liked and got a bit brutal in the bedroom. We did use a condom but it split."
“I was meant to take the morning after pill but I had a photoshoot the following morning and didn’t get a chance to run into a pharmacy," she continued. "I thought I was safe and sometimes you have to put your career first.”
Josie Cunningham, 25, said she decided on the abortion after doctors told her they wouldn’t be able to carry out a nose job while she was pregnant.
“I'd had the boobs done, I had the body, but I [realized] that to be really successful in the adult industry, I needed the face too,” Cunningham said.
“People can hate me — but the pregnancy was going to ruin my chance of finally making it," she said. "Next year I'll be posing for glamour shots instead of nine months pregnant lying on the sofa with fat ankles. That's my decision and no one else’s.”
Cunningham originally became known after bragging about using government benefits to have a $7,285 breast implant procedure.
She became a regular fixture of tabloids and newspapers for her many scandals involving using the government to pay for Botox and her children’s transportation to school.
“I’m having this nose job no matter what gets in my way,” she said.
“Pregnancy was a major obstacle and an abortion was the answer to it — so that’s what I did," she said. "Anyone who [criticizes] me for putting my looks ahead of an unborn child has no right until they’re the ones putting food on the table for my kids. I don’t care what anyone thinks. My body, my decision.”
Cunningham has three children, all from different fathers, and decided to pursue porn and glamor modeling in lieu of having a fourth child.
“It’s not like I planned this,” she said of her most recent pregnancy. "I was seeing someone I liked and got a bit brutal in the bedroom. We did use a condom but it split."
“I was meant to take the morning after pill but I had a photoshoot the following morning and didn’t get a chance to run into a pharmacy," she continued. "I thought I was safe and sometimes you have to put your career first.”
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