WTH is going Onnnnn Here!???? The World is gonna End????? Hey, I figured it was gonna flame out sooner or later, but for cryin' out LOUD, the 7th already?? Crappers! That's waaaaaay too sOOn! Hey wait, hold on here! That's Today! Today! Right Now! Why didn't we get a little prior Warning here! Geeez! His royal holyness the Pope was here just last week, and of all the people who woulda, shoulda have known about something as important as, 'The End Of The World', He Certainly would have, and he could'ave at least 'mentioned' it in passing for cryin' out loud! GeezWhiz!, I'm not even Ready for it! Let's see, it's 8:30pm, still got a few hours left...I 'Think'...Hmmm...what to Wear...Yikes, I'm hungry...oh no, The Goldbergs just started..must watch it...wait, I didn't read the paper yet..shoot!,...should finish that book I started last year...Oppps, gotta pee first...shoulda gassed up my truck...I was gonna clean up the barn today but I put it off till tomorrow, Rats! Gotta get busy! Who's big idea Was this anyway?? I wonder if there's still room on that Trip To Mars rocket? Man, I am Soooo P O'd! Well, must get busy..see ya later...orrrr.. not. :/ :/
Cancel Your Plans Because The World Is Ending TODAY, Christian Group Claims
“It’ll be gone forever. Annihilated."
Religion News Service / USA Today Network
Posted: 10/07/2015 10:43 AM EDT
Xinhua News Agency via Getty Images A blood and supermoon is seen across Canada with clear skies in Montreal, Canada on the night of Sept. 27, 2015.
Have any plans for Wednesday, Oct. 7?
You better cancel them. That’s because the
eBible Fellowship website, based in Sharon Hill, Pa., is predicting the world will be annihilated on Wednesday.
“According to what the Bible is presenting it does appear that 7 October will be the day that God has spoken of: in which, the world will pass away,” church founder Chris McCann told
The Guardian.
“It’ll be gone forever. Annihilated,” he said.
McCann claims to have studied the Bible and extrapolated from a previous claim that the world was ending on May 21, 2011, that the correct date is actually Oct. 7.
It’s based partly on the blood moon — a lunar eclipse combined with a super moon, which occurred on Sept. 27.
“God destroyed the first Earth with water, by a flood, in the days of Noah. And he says he’ll not do that again, not by water. But he does say in 2nd Peter 3 that he’ll destroy it by fire,” McCann said.
Don’t worry, there’s still some wiggle room for redemption — or a day after tomorrow.
“There’s a strong likelihood that this will happen,” McCann said. “Which means there’s an unlikely possibility that it will not.”
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