Don't Eat The 'Dust'!

Holy Pontiff crappers! I was there just last week! Why didn't NASA post this very late now, 'warning' long before now?? Week before LAST would have been great! WTH!! But nooooo, they sit on their big fat ASSteroids, Moonwinked by the Milkyway, while gourging themselves on Rainbow Skittles while we unsuspecting, innocent space tourists kick up Celestial Dust on the dark side of the Moon! And all the while, there we were, just sucking in that, now we too lately learn, killer Stardust. Is it any wonder there's no intellegent life up there!? Oh, and it seems very little down here, by the way.
Obviously, this is the very last time I will visit that golden Orb, darkside or not. Now that I 'think' about it, I have been sorta mindboggled lately, chills, which I first attributed to the 25 degree weather outside, easily irritated by my ever faithful Border Collie, who for some strange reason this week has taken to howling at the moon and begging for 'Moonpies'. Oh dear, oh dear, what could the 'Quantum Matter' be? Once I was the 'man In The Moon', and now I'm simply Moonstruck by killer Moondust. :(


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Breathing in Moon dust could kill you

Dreams of a lunar colony where people walk around on the dusty surface…

A "Terrible Human Being"??

'Oh, did I 'accidently' say that at some point in my past life? Really? You have it on video? Me!? Are you sure it's me saying my best pal is a "terrible human being"? Wow! Not like me to say crazy stuff like that at all. Will I never learn! Hey, we all have a bad day sometimes, right? Yeah?
But boy, am I having a great day now! My pal knew I was just following his lead back then. You see, I actually 'think' just like he does, and I actually, right now anyway, believe every word that dribbles from his Presidential lips. I 'really' do. I just 'know' he doesn't lie all the time. Honest I do. And that's just like myself. And you know what else? I'm gonna be the bestest White House Chief of Staff that my friend, my pal, my BFF-FWB, ever did picked from his murky, seething swamp of incompetent wanna-be's there ever was. Of course I'm unsure just how long I'll be there, it depends on just how low I'll allow my self esteem sink into the quagmire of idiocy. I might even learn to smile.
Now, I can honestly say that my pal is a, ahh, oh yeah there it is, a "human being". Right? Right?' ;)



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Aide called Trump 'terrible human being'

The president's pick for new acting White House chief of staff was not…

You Dirty "Rat" Fink, You!

'Yeah, take that you dirty rotton, lowdown, stinkin', miserable, lying, fink "Rat"!
How dare you 'flip over' on me! I knew you were a 'cw mole' working 'for the man', all along! Never shoulda' trusted you to be my 'bag man'! Now you're 'broken', you're a 'cafone', a lousy 'chased' man, you're out as a member of my 'crew'. What's the big idea of tryin' to upstage me, you, you, "rat", you!' ;)

 

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U.S. President Donald Trump calls ex-lawyer Michael Cohen a ‘rat’ | Watch News Videos Online

Watch U.S. President Donald Trump calls ex-lawyer Michael Cohen a ‘rat’ Video Online, on GlobalNews.ca

'Dead Man' Walking

If trump sends him back, he will be sending back a dead man. And then he can 'defend' Turkey for a murder. :/


 

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Turkey says Trump working on extraditing wanted preacher Gulen

Trump said last month he was not considering extraditing the preacher.

Shhhh, "Hush" Now

'Michael who? Oh, 'That' guy. Yeah, I've heard his name somewhere. He's that rat fink jailbird, right? I'll make sure he gets the 'right' kind of cell-mate. Disgusting person. Weak. What a lousy liar! "Hush" money, don't even know what that is!  His lies are so unbelievable! Who taught him how to lie!? Rookie! I could do better than that with my eyes closed, and my wrists handcuffed behind me! Really. But I'm not like that. If I was gonna tell a lie, which as we all know, I 'never' do, unless I have to, I could come up with something way more distracting that that "fake news". Way more, and more often too. I don't trust that guy. Gonna sue the head hunter outfit that hired him! Can't trust anyone any more! "In retrospect, I made a mistake" in hiring Cohen. "I hire usually good people." Honest, I really do. Well, except maybe for all those "swamp" rats that have forced me to fire them, and those whose lives I made so miserable that they bailed on me, and then 'flipped' on me like a dying fish. "Fake news"! I try to find employees that are "just like me", you know, trustworthy, helpful, law abiding, friends to the end, wealthy (but not more than me), smart, but it's so hard to find people with my own godly attributes. "I want somebody that's strong," "But I want somebody that thinks like I do". You know, perfect 'minions', 'yes' people that follow my orders and never write anything down, never record meetings, keep their mouths shut and plead the 5th, and never mention my name in front of Mueller. Where's jesus when I need him?
Hey, how about that huge Tariff deal I forced China to agree to! Am I good or what!? That's a statement, not a question. Yeah, generated 11 billion dollars for our farners. They are rolling in the dough now! They love me. I'll get their votes for sure!
And how about that disgusting GM? I will bully them until they either go out of business, or open all those plants back up and manufacture millions of cars that no one wants any more! It doesn't matter if no one actually 'buys' their cars as long as people have those high paying jobs there. They know nothing about economics! I can actually control, with my nocturnal tweets, their stock market value! Now that's 'power'! I know more about how to ruin...err...run, a business than they'll ever hope to know! I have a "very large brain". Well, gotta run now, must find some pristine lakes and rivers to pollute with coal tar run-off, clean skies to spew toxic waste in to. Busy, busy, but this isn't about Me, me, me...is it?' :/


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Trump Defends Hush-Money Payments In Fox News Interview

The president says he never directed his onetime personal attorney Michael…

"Let me say this about autism"

'Hey ya'll, if ya'll didn't know me before today, you certainly will after this little doo-dad.
I'm Republican U.S. Rep.-elect Mark Green, you might remember voting for me to 'represent' you, and be your 'intellegent' voice in all things that might affect your lives? Remember that? First, I want to thank you for that little mindless act, that will probably adversly affect you forever. Thanks loads. I know that you will be so very proud of me and your vote, which by now you'll wonder why you didn't give it to someone else. Right? I know that none of you are mentally able to think logically for yourselves, or you wouldn't have voted for me, and of course that's why you expect me to think for you, which may or may 'not' always work out in your favor.
Anyway, just the other day I was sitting around in my new political office with my head securely incased in my anus, and thought, hey, what can I do to show that I am more than well suited for the position my fans have bestowed upon me. Of course not being any kind of scientist, yet, as a recent military medical physician, I feel qualified to weigh in on stuff that I really know nothing about. But hey, that's why you voted for me, right? Now of course, I'll probably wind up 'back-walking' this because one or two ill informed, more than myself even, people, Democrats, will wind up whining just to make me look more ignorant than I might really be.
So, stand back while I do double-gainer back flip into the flaming dumpster of political hell.
Do you 'know', even as I don't, anything about 'autism'? Well, "Let me say this about autism," "I have committed to people in my community, up in Montgomery County, to stand on the CDC's desk and get the real data on vaccines. Because there is some concern that the rise in autism is the result of the preservatives that are in our vaccines." "There appears to be some evidence that as vaccine numbers increase, rates of autism increase,". Now, Is that crazy, or is it just 'Me'? Now, this has nothing to do with me being a close pal of President Trump, or being a good Trump minion, or being a self identified "creationist", and not believing in the 'Theory of Evolution', you know, crazy stuff like that. That stuff's just another part of me that will amaze you to no end the longer I'm in office, and the more I have control of your pitiful, hopeless, lives. So just wait for it. You ain't seen nothing yet.
Anyway, this is just me, your personal 'spokesperson', speaking for all Tennesseans, just letting the whole world 'know' how we all think about important issues in our learned State of Tennessee. Really.' ;)

 

 

 

 

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Tennessee Republican sparks pushback after vaccine comment

A Tennessee physician recently elected to Congress is being criticized by top state leaders for alleging without evidence that vaccines may cause autism.

'The Environemental POLLUTION Agency'

What a clutch of absolutely brainless ignoramuses! These fools are ensuring that America will revert 'environmentally', back to the grossly polluted, stagnant landscape, and atmospheric conditions prior to the advent of 'The Environmental Protection Agency', now commonly known as, 'The Environmental POLLUTION Agency'. If Americans continue to snuggle their clueless heads in their butts, while Trump, 'The De-Constructionist', and his sightless minions, destroy our Nation, then we shall deserve every polluted drop of water, and every polutted breathe of stagnant air that he feeds us. :/ :/


 

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Trump EPA Proposes Major Rollback Of Federal Water Protections

The Trump administration wants to substantially limit which waterways are protected under the Clean Water Act. Farmers and developers have long lobbied against the current rule as too expansive.