The 'New' Kimmy, 'The Missle Man'

This is the 'new' kimmy, you know, the 'benevolent one', the guy that Trump, 'The Incompetent', praises "..very open and I think very honorable based on what we are seeing". Trump obviously 'sees' something In little "missile man" that the rest of the world has blindly missed. This particular corpulent 'leopard' is not about to change his 'spots', not even for Trump. Kim wants to dictate, as any good dictator would do, the terms of what he will pretend to do in order to make it appear that he is doing anything at all. Trump, and the rest of the world will continue to be held for 'ransom' until everyone agrees to his buffoonery, just as Trump is subjecting America to. Kimmy is not going to give up whatever nuclear weapons he has stashed away in his 'man-caves'. He's not going to cease in his quest to make, and stock pile his weapons of stupidity, and there's no way even a horde of UN Inspectors will ever determine exactly what he has hidden up his 4x size sleeves. The tunnels that he promises to blow up? Empty tunnels that he no longer needs because he already has bigger and better tunnels. He's not about to piss on his own foot! This obese little monster isn't calling it 'quits'! He's simply found another way to call the 'shots' now that he is a nuclear power player. Unfortunately, Kimmy is smarter than Trump, 'The Incompetent' when it comes to 'dictatorship', and 'up-manship', things that Trump is trying to learn but at America's, and the whole worlds expense.
Trump say's that he wants "to make America great again", ok, good idea, and the best way that he can "make America great again", is to abdicate the 'throne', thrown in the towel, give it up, resign the Office of The President of The United States of America, and allow America to begin the healing process from your idiotic man-child excesses. ;)



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North Korea turns on 'incompetent' South

Angry at US military drills, Pyongyang says it will not talk to South Korea until issues are settled.

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Hey! There's A 'Bug' In My Bed!

'No, really! I tell you that disgusting immigrant Obama was in my 'bed'! He was "Imbedded" in my bed! This is not a lie! This time. He was there I tell you, he was there! I know I come up with a lot of crazy hair brained stuff that makes absolutely no sense at all, but somehow he managed to crawl under my sheet! Imagine that, a Black guy under a sheet! Unbelievable! I saw him with my own two raccoon-like eyes! At first, I thought it was my new bunk-pal Giuliani coming to tuck me in. I did! But you know, something just wasn't right, the hug just wasn't the same. I turned on my Trump light, and there he was in black and white! My first thought was, well it looks like the FBI, in some subtle, sneaky way, is trying to infiltrate my castle! Disgusting! Unethical! And yet, here was the proof that I needed all along. This proves that what some have thought to be 'conspiracy theories', that I have have always spewed, are more true with every passing day! The feds are out to get me folks. We can't let this happen to my Americans, my faithful base of blindfolded lemmings! If they can 'get' me, they can surely get 'you'! Hey, I don't just sit around and make stuff up just because I have nothing else to do around this low rent castle of mine. Well, sure, I do sit in my foil lined closet a lot playing with my 'tweeter', but hey, who doesn't. The FBI, and that disgusting criminal Hillary have been out to get me from day one! Ha! They'll have to come up with a better plan than putting a 'bed bug' under my sheet! It ain't working guys! I'm smarter than that! You still don't have me on video or audio, and you never will! I passed a third grade 'brain' test! No President has ever done that one boys! I'm smart, I'm sneaker than you! "that's why I'm President, and you're not".' ;)




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Trump accuses Obama of embedding spy in his campaign

Donald Trump has accused Barack Obama and the FBI of using an "imbedded (sic) informant" to spy on his presidential campaign.

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Yes Mo, Rocks Are Really Big

'Darn it all! It appears that I was not quiet as 'clear' about why the sea level is rising, if it is at all, which I'm not totally saying it is or not, but just in case it is I will attempt to explain this away in as few words as possible.
So, it's like this; It has been brought to my acute attention that I may or may not have mentioned something about "rocks" as a possible cause of this sea level issue. And here's why "rocks" are, according to my unscientific calculations, the cause of this high water mark that seems to be up around my silly arse already. You see, rocks are really hard, and, a lot of them are really big, although I will grant you that some are small. Now the big ones are really heavy, have you ever tried to lift one? Which means that the small ones are not as heavy. Of course there are sizes in between that may be heavy or light. I carry a lot of those right up here in my head. And of course there's dirt and dust, I don't know how much they weigh, but boy, there's alot of it laying around so it must weigh something, or not. So as we all know, rocks are falling into the water, especially in the ocean all the time. And I know for 'fact' that the "White Cliffs of Dover", and the "California coastline" are the biggest offenders in all this. We need to put a fence up to stop it from falling into the ocean, or put up some 'No Fall Zone' signs. That's alot of rocks! Everytime one falls in, the water rises. When a lot of them fall in, the water goes even higher. Loose rocks, really big ones, all over the world are falling into the oceans. And then there's really big ships floating out there. And there's really big fish like whales, and sharks in the water. And when people go diving and swimming it goes up. And when it rains a lot out there it goes up. All those things make the water higher. But climate change? No, not even close folks, no way, nothing to it at all. It's the "rocks" people, the rocks! Just forget all that other baloney! Fake news! All we need to do is go out there and get those rocks out of the water, and everything will be alright again. See, that's the answer. It's that simple, or my name ain't Mo Brooks, 'The enlightened Congressman'.' :/ :/



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GOP Congressman Claims Falling Rocks Cause Rising Sea Levels

The stupid, it burns: GOP Congressman Mo Brooks claims falling rocks are to blame for rising sea levels, not climate change.

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Sshhhhhh...don't tell denier, GOP Congressman Mo Brooks. ;) ;)

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FACT CHECK: Do Rocks Falling Into the Ocean Contribute to Global Sea Level Rise?

On human timescales, sediment and rocks flowing into the ocean do not appreciably contribute to observed sea level rise; on larger timescales, the question is irrelevant.

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The 'Trump' Card

The little fat guy continues to hold the world, especially he US, hostage knowing that he holds the 'Trump' card, and Trump, 'The Incompetent', 'folded'. :/



 

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The U.S. reportedly agreed to scrap a military exercise that infuriated North Korea

North Korea has threatened to cancel the summit with the U.S. in June.

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Will The Real Terrorist Please Stand Up

'Wowzeee! Am I a certified, card carrying chip off the ol' evangelical chopping block or what! I mean, when I point my bugger finger straight up in the air, you know, like I'm pointing to heaven, you better know that I mean business! I'm not standing up here blathering on just because I'm getting filthy rich from 'shearing' my flock of sheepals! Oh no, I'm up here because the good lord, well, and my incredibly wealthy father, put me up here to spread the 'word' of the lord. So, before I go on, and on, and on about how benevolent our good lord is, lets pass those offering plates one more time so that I can pay for this fabulious designer jewelery that I'm wearing. Bling, bling! Praise the lord! And god said, 'let there be bling', and so there was lots of bling, mostly mine of course. Ok, now where was I? The sounds of those checks and twenty dollar bills hitting those plates is Sooo distracting.
Oh yeah, I'd like to cover an issue that vex's us all. Terrorism. Whoa! Shivers me timbers just thinking about it. Why does it happen at all, you may ask. Well, you've asked the right evangelical. Praise the lord and your lucky day! So, it's like this; "..God allows bad things to happen. I think that’s why he would allow 9/11 to happen, or the dreadful attack in San Bernardino. To show us we need him." It's as simple as that. I'm surprised that I'm the only person that has figured this out. See how simple that is? Doesn't that just explain everything you have been wondering about. It's called 'cause and effect'. Here, let me make it simple for the simple minded christians that attend my incredibly opulent church. Do you ever wonder why we have traffic control lights at intersections? Well, when god invented intersections he did it sans the traffic lights so that people would just slam into one another killing each other left and right. He did it like this so that when he later invented traffic lights people would understand why; So they'd stop crashing into one another. Simple! Praise the lord! And then people proclaimed how much they appreciate, and need god to protect them from themselves. God is so clever! I could mention stuff like; why there's a safety latch on machine guns, why you have locks on your doors, why we have a 'do not call' registry, 'caution' deer crossing signs, 'brakes' on our cars, but I think you get the jest of my message here. It's all in gods clever plan to make us 'need' him. And it couldn't be more 'true' than with terrorists. Right now he 'lets' it happen, and one or two people die a year. Big deal. But it scares the gibbies out of heathens who then start praying real hard, and then they're hooked on jesus, and realize just how weak, helpless, hopeless, and puny they are, and how much they need an invisable spirit they'll never see, to save them from themselves. Praise our benevolent, thoughful lord, and pass the collection plates!' ;) ;)



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Anne Graham Lotz: God Is A Terrorist

Leading evangelist Anne Graham Lotz admits God is a terrorist. Lotz claims terrorism is God’s punishment for transgender people, evolution, and the separation of church and state. The daughter of famed evangelist Billy Graham…

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"Wickedness", Says Pat

'Yes, I said 'wicked, wicked, wicked'! And I'm not talking about just myself here. There's more "wickedness" out there than me, myself, and I! "We live in a world of wickedness", and the devil is lurking around every corner with atheists tucked in his back pocket just waiting to be hurled at some innocent, god fearing, unsuspecting christian! Oh dear lord in that 10 carat gold plated heaven, I wish I could say it ain't so, but we faithful evangelicals 'know' it is so. I've seen the devil lurking even in my own foil lined closet many times, and just as many times I've cast him out. And I can say this to all those pitiful, grieving moms out there who have carelessly lost a child to our dear lords ultimate wrath, 'prayers'. Moms, did you know that our dear god in heaven has a 'plan'? He does! And you know what? Praise the lord, He has a 'plan' for killing your children. He does! And oh, what a 'plan' it is! You see, there's a great big need for cherubs in heaven. That's because when they graduate from cherub school, they go on to being angels, and those angel fly down to Earth where they are on a scouting mission for god, looking for suitable candidates to be killed and taken up to heaven. "These things happen. We live in a world of wickedness. And God does not necessarily spare us from these things." God has his wiley ways. Remember when he said, 'Vengence is mine..'? Well, there you have it, that explains it all in a nut shell, that's all you need to know, ask no more silly questions. You don't want him to put you on his 'donor' list do you?
Now, to that mom with the 15 year old son that god lovingly smited, stop the whining already, go get yourself another son, and get over it! God took him away from you to prevent him from becoming one of those horrible unbelieving Atheists. And now he's happy in heaven attending angel school. Maybe you'll see him floating around here on Earth someday. Remember to look both ways before you cross those tracks! What a joy that will be for you! That's right! Now would you be able to live with yourself if your son grew up to be one of those god hating atheist creatures? No, you surely wouldn't. I've seen it happen! Not a pretty sight. Wouldn't you rather he be happy being an angel? Sure you would, because you're a good mom, and you love the good lord, don't you. And you 'know' better than to question his reasons don't you? I bet you have some other children you'd like to keep around for a while, don't you. Just let this little insignificant incident be a learning lesson. Now get out there and be a good christian, and a good mom, just like god wants you to be. Praise the lord and pass the plate!'. ;)



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Pat Robertson To Grieving Mom: God Killed Son To Prevent Him From Being Atheist

Christian love: Televangelist Pat Robertson tells a grieving mother that God let her teen son die to prevent him from becoming an atheist.

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No Cure For 'Stupid'

What a stupid, me, me, me, dolt! Hundreds of U.S. businesses floundering, and thousands of U.S. citizens being laid off, fired, and losing their jobs, businesses moving out of country, and Trump, 'The Incompetent', is sucking up to China's dictator, and trying to save Chinese jobs! This is just another instance of this tunnel visioned man-child operating sans adult supervision! There is simply no cure for 'stupid'! :/ :/


 

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Trump defends intervention to help China telecom company ZTE

President Donald Trump on Monday defended his decision to revisit penalties for Chinese company ZTE Corp for flouting U.S. sanctions on trade with Iran, saying the…

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