Hey, That's My Tomb, It's Not A Grain Bin!

  'Annnnd...you know what Else I believe?  Oh, Hi There boys and girls, welcome to the Mr. Carson show..and won't you be my neighbor?  Gee, I didn't know my 'mic' was on already.  There's No absolute scientific evidence that the earth is actually 'Round', you know, like a ball.  So what does That tell you...well, figure it out, if it's not Round like a big beachball, then it stands to reason that it Must Be Flat...sorta like a Frisbee, or a spaghetti plate.  Look, I'm a learned scientist, a Brain scientist as a matter of fact, and boy do I know a lot with my exceptionally magnificent Brain.  That makes Me a pretty smart guy.  I work on brains that have boo-boo's, and make them all better.  My brain is very smart, smarter than anyone who reads my smart words about myself written by me about me, so that everyone can see how 'smart' I really am.  Someone said to me; 'You don't have much common sense for someone who claims to be so 'smart''.  Well, I'm not too sure What he Meant by that, or what in the world he was Getting at there, but that's just the way it is with people like That who just don't have Any common sense.  They say stupid, and silly things without even 'thinking' about what they're saying.  I always say, even though I, myself don't have a horse, 'You can lead a horse to water'.  Yep, That's one of my fav  phrases.   When you're lucky enough to have me as your President, I think that maybe once or twice a week I will hold an Oval Office Science class.  There's Soooo much bogus 'science' going on out there which is just confusing to good Christians everywhere.  For instance, lets talk about those Egyptian Pyramids for a second while it's still hot in my beautiful brain.  Well, First off, I really don't know Why they are called 'Pyramid'.  Sounds like something to do with a woman's 'monthly' thingie.  And need I remind you that had Eve Not eaten that sinful apple, women would not Now be paying for that little indiscretion.  Lesson learned.  But, about those Pyramids...'some' ignorant and totally unlearned people who call themselves 'scientists' will falsely tell you that the 'Egyptians', whoever they were, built those big rock things to be used as 'Tombs'.  Yeaaa Right!  And If you believe That rubbish then make an Appointment with my Office and I'll examine your putty like 'brain'.  I can help you...really.  It is my firm believe as a learned, and world renowned brain Surgeon, and candidate for the Oval Office, that those big mounds of rocks were built, and Not very long ago actually, solely for the purpose of storing grain.  I mean, look how Big they are...of course I myself have never seen one of them in person, but they are Big, and just the right size to store grain in.  They would just back their trucks up to a Shute, and pour that grain right into it.  Look, you can't argue with the Bible boys and girls..just sayin.  Anyway, I have definitive proof of this, and at the proper time and place I will reveal all I know.  I will also tell you about some of my other brain fired beliefs which will totally destroy those insidious myths that have long plagued our society.  I will give you just a few 'hints' of the 'topics' that I will later cover; 'Fossils' (they aren't Really), Age of the Earth (not Very), Does earth Revolve around the Sun (well, we Know the answer there, Not), Abortion for Any reason (sin,sin,sin), Homosexuals (even More sin), gay 'marriage (see Homo), Women's 'Rights'(see 'fossils').  I know you can't wait till I'm your wonderful President, and you won't be sorry, Really...I promise.  Look Out America, here I Come!  I said in my soft, quiet voice.  well, that's the show for today boys and girls.  Tune in next time when Mr. Carson will tell you where Honey Really comes from.  Until then, won't you be my neighbor and my BFF.  ;) ;)

 

Ben Carson's Strange Theory About The Egyptian Pyramids

Say what?

Igor BobicAssociate Politics Editor, The Huffington Post

• 
  
• 
  

Posted: 11/04/2015 06:08 PM EST | Edited: 4 hours ago

Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson once vocalized an odd theory about Egyptian history.

According to a video unearthed by BuzzFeed on Wednesday, Carson posited in a 1998 commencement address at Andrews University that the pyramids in Egypt were used for grain storage rather than as tombs for ancient kings and queens.

"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain," Carson said, referring to the Old Testament. "Now all the archeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, [something to store that grain] would have to be something awfully big, if you stop and think about it."

Carson appeared to be referencing the biblical figure of Joseph, who was sold into slavery in Egypt and later went on to advise the Egyptian pharaoh to store grain due to a coming famine.

The famed neurosurgeon, who is currently the front-runner for the GOP nomination, added in the speech that he didn't think aliens built the pyramids, as some conspiracy theorists have stated.

"And when you look at the way that the pyramids are made, with many chambers that are hermetically sealed, they’d have to be that way for various reasons," he said. "And various of scientists have said, 'well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that’s how.' You know, it doesn’t require an alien being when God is with you."

Betsy M. Bryan, professor of Egyptian Art and Archeology at Johns Hopkins University, explained the pyramids were not conducive structures for storing grain.

"The actual space available within pyramids of any era was highly limited -- far more was devoted to descending and ascending shafts. These would be highly unsuitable for grain storage in large amount," Bryan said in an email, adding that Egyptian granaries "were not pyramidal but mostly beehive-shaped. They were built over brick lined circular bases, and they were filled from the top with ladders set up against them."

J.G. Manning, a professor of classics who studies Egyptian history at Yale University, called Carson's version of events "lunatic."

"It's a biblical view of the pyramids," he told The Huffington Post. "It just has no basis in fact."

Asked Wednesday by CBS News whether he still believed the pyramids were primarily used for grain storage, Carson said, "It's still my belief, yes."

Rubio, I'm Gonna Smack You Sooo Hard

  'Wellll...I didn't Actually 'Hit' him, you know like bop him on the head, or give him a well deserved back-hand, or something like That. God knows he deserves a good one once in a while though. But boy I sure Could do it if there was some little way to explain it away. Hmmm....But seriously folks, Marco and I are good friends, we're always over at each others pool or just hangin' out and chewing politics. But I sure do wish he would just give it Up already and let Me have All the Votes. Shoot, he's not gonna get very many in the first place. No one's gonna vote for someone who himself, hardly Ever shows up at work to caste His Own votes! I mean, Come On Rubio, this jobs Not for You, you can't even make it to meetings Now for crying out Loud! Hmmm...you know what, the more I Think about it, the more I'm thinking that Yeah, I probably Could give Marco a good wake up slap. Hey, I know What, when I'm President, I'll hire Marco to do odd jobs around the 'mansion', I mean, he's gonna be looking for work Anyway after all This is past. 'Rubio...this is your conscience talking...give all Your Voters to Jeb Bush...' Awwww....Look! A mommy with a baby...gotta go, that has 'front page' written All over it. Remember, a Vote for Me, is a Vote for my Dynasty.'  :/ :/
BuddyBlack
 

Email

Facebook

Twitter

Share

Bush keeps hitting Rubio

By MJ Lee, CNN Politics and Finance Reporter

Updated 11:03 PM ET, Tue November 3, 2015

Email

Facebook

Twitter

Share

JUST WATCHED

Jeb Bush: 'People need to show up for work'

 

Jeb Bush: 'People need to show up for work' 01:35

Story highlights

• Bush had no qualms pointing out repeatedly that Rubio has neglected his job in Congress since launching his White House campaign
• "People that are serving need to show up and work. Period. Over and out," Bush told CNN's Jamie Gangel

Columbia, South Carolina (CNN)It hasn't exactly been a smooth ride for Jeb Bush: His poll numbers are stalled, his debate performances have failed to impress, and Donald Trump is now taunting him to drop out of the presidential race.

But rather than retreat, Bush is vowing to fight back, appearing almost energized by the task of rebooting his campaign.

"I'm a grinder," Bush told CNN's Jamie Gangel in a lengthy sit-down at a local restaurant here. He then repeated a line that seems to be serving as his new motto: "I eat nails before I have breakfast."

But as upbeat as he appeared, Bush acknowledged on Tuesday that the process of running for president has been, in some ways, more difficult than he anticipated.

"It's a different kind of hard than I expected, just because the emergence of people that have no proven record in public life," he said.

Read More

Part of Bush's new strategy is going after Marco Rubio. In Tuesday's interview, he had no qualms pointing out repeatedly that the first-term senator from Florida has neglected his job in Congress since launching his White House campaign.

"People that are serving need to show up and work. Period. Over and out," Bush told Gangel. "I just think people need to show up and work. That's what I did."

The former Florida governor, however, insisted that he didn't mean for these comments to be criticism of Rubio, his one-time mentee.

"I'm not attacking to say someone should show up to work," he said. "Do you get paid when you don't show up? I mean, come on. Does anybody in this room get paid when they decide I'm going to go do something else?"

"You're going to keep saying it?" Gangel asked.

 

 

Tyranny Loves Paranoid

    

Let's stand together for the Second Amendment

It's key for our self-defense, protection from tyranny

As we grieve and pray in the wake of the shootings at at Umpqua Community College, Northern Arizona University and Texas Southern University, we must not politicize the issue and trample on the Second Amendment.
Gun control advocates have called for regulating gun ownership more strictly. Unfortunately, the laws they support would end up stopping law-abiding citizens from defending themselves while doing nothing to curb potential violence.
Furthermore, our right to keep and bear arms is about far more than self-defense; it is also a defense against tyranny. The Second Amendment helps make it possible for us to guard our freedoms. Any attempt to curb the right of the people to keep and bear arms can only lead to future attempts to curb every other right reserved to us by the Constitution.


    Bennie, do not include Me in your "..We..", I have no fears or paronia about our 2nd Admendment being "..trample..". And Who is "..them.." exactly? You should not use broad terms when speaking of a 'specific' entity. And what "..issue.." do you allude to here? Spell it Out please,don't leave us dangling here. And what "..tyranny.." has you hiding under your Moma's bed? You cleverly, just like a real politician, speak words that the paronoid and superstitious segment of America want to hear. They prostitute themselves to you as prepayment for all the wonderful things you have promised them, and you in turn will say in your Mr.Rogers soft and quiet voice..'It doesn't take a Brain Surgeon to be President', and they then in return will willy-nilly cast their Vote your way....Orrrr....not. Come out, come out, Whereever you Are voters. The sky is Not falling...come out, come out you scardy cats!  ;)  ;) BuddyBlack

Iran Just Loves Americans

'Oh My Goodness, you paranoid, spoiled Americans certainly shoot first and ask questions Later! Once Again, you have totally misinterpreted my holy, and prophetic words. Just because I Say 'Death To America', it does not imply that I mean Actual Death to Americans. Surrrre, it certainly sounds that way though huh? But don't worry your blond little heads over this misunderstanding. What I actually Mean here is 'Death To American Policies'. We just Love the American peopl...e, even though we Do consider you Infidels and such. But, we Surrrre Do hate your American 'Policies' though! We Really hate them. All of them actually. I mean, just How Dumb Are Americans anyway!? You don't Need any 'enemies', You Are your own worst enemy already! Stupid Infidels! If we 'wanted' to, we could destroy you from the 'inside' out simply by working your stupid Constitution and Democracy Against you! America is like the Pandoras Box for us, once the 'Lid' is opened, In we go. But Boy,we just Love Americans otherwise! And we don't wish you dead, unless you attack my Country, and maaaaybeee even if you don't Hahaha..a little 'inside' joke There. I'm glad we could clear that one up, no need for us to start being mad at each other here. As you Know, we are a peaceful, and fun loving people. We go to the beach with our wives and girlfriends and children, just like Americans do. We eat popcorn, and candy just like Americans. See!? We like all the things..well, we might have to scratch off a Few things that you spoiled Americans do. And I Bet that you Americans would just Love Everything here in our hot n dusty, Democratic, Crime free, Religious Radical free, Terrorist free, Gender Un-biased, Same Sex marriage friendly, Religious Freedom Country. Here, Americans are welcome to visit and intermingle with all of our wonderful citizens. You would be as safe here as you would be un-armed in your own illegal drugs sections of Chicago after dark. So you see, we just want to be your BFF's, you can trust us just as you always have, and We'll 'trust' you Too. Oh what fun we will have, men and Women in western attire, dancing in the streets to a Beatles song. Of course all of our favorite hits are being translated into the Russian language right now, looks like our Other, and Special BFF's will be hanging out here for R&R for a while, and we want them to be comfortable, and totally unaware of our 'friendly' overtures. We have an old timey 'saying' here in our Country, 'Your Enemy, Is My Friend'. In This case, our Special BFF. Well, ya'll take care, hear? Hahaha! Just a little humour there, thought I'd try out my American dialect on you hahaha! Goodbye my American friends, and may a horrible death greet your evil Policies.  :/  :/
 

‘Death to America’ does not mean death to Americans, Ayatollah clarifies

By Associated Press

•    

November 3, 2015 | 6:16pm

Modal Trigger

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei speaks during a meeting with students in Tehran. Photo: AP

Jason Rezaian: Iran's hostage and President Obama's shame

TEHRAN, Iran — The slogan “Death to America” is not aimed at the American people, but rather American policies, Iran’s supreme leader said in comments reported on his official website Tuesday.
Ayatollah Ali Khamenei discussed the slogan while meeting with Iranian students ahead of the anniversary of the takeover of the US Embassy in Tehran on Nov. 4, 1979. Militant students stormed the compound and took 52 Americans hostage for 444 days.
The two countries have had no diplomatic relations since then. However, current President Hassan Rouhani has made efforts to improve relations, including a landmark nuclear agreement reached with world powers this past summer.
Khamenei says the “aim of the slogan is not death to American people. The slogan means death to US policies and arrogance.” The slogan has “strong support” In Iran, he said.
Khamenei and hard-liners in the Iranian government remain deeply suspicious of the United States and view its policies a threat to the country.
He reiterated his warning that the U. is not to be trusted despite the nuclear deal reached with the US, Britain, France, Russia, China and Germany. The agreement promises Tehran relief from crippling economic sanctions in exchange for curbs on its nuclear program.
Khamenei also expressed his apparent belief that the US “will not hesitate” if given a chance to destroy Iran.
“The nature of the US attitude is continuation of the same hostile aims from the past, and the nation will not forget this,” Khamenei said.
However, anti-American sentiment is rife in Iran. As every year, ahead of the anniversary, the Tehran municipality displays anti-American posters and billboards along the Iranian capital’s main squares and key streets.
One such billboard this year — at Tehran’s Vali-e asr Square — represents a mock-up of the historic and Pulitzer Prize-winning 1945 “Raising the Flag at Iwo Jima” photo by Associated Press photographer Joe Rosenthal, one of the iconic images from World War II. Except in the billboard, the hands of the Marines are stained red from blood and instead of rocks and stones, the US troops are standing on a pile of corpses.

Doctor Carson Has 'Spoken'

Doctor Carson Has 'Spoken'

Recently our roving reporter, our man with his thumb on the pulse of the World, Buddy Black (BB), was fortuitous in being able to interview Ben Carson (BC), former brain surgeon, and current U.S. Presidential candidate, right here on world famous BSRN (Buddy's Satirical Rambling News) News Station. BB was able with just a few simple questions to get to the heart of Mr. Carson, who, it is rumored, will be replacing Fred Rogers of the long running Mister Rogers Neighborhood TV show. Pulling no punches, and fending off subtle 'punches' from Mr. Carson himself, BB was able, as no one has before, to get BC to open up, and reveal his true self for all of America to see. Here then is the complete, unedited and unabridged interview;
  
BB: Thank you for allowing me to interview you Mr. Carson. (said the spider to the fly)
BC: Yes, I really love being interviewed, when I heard that I might get some press I grabbed my favorite sweater outta my closet, and I ran right down. Well, I didn't actually 'run', I rode my big PeeWee Herman bicycle. He's my favorite person.
BB: It's good to have a 'hero', but enough about other people, let's talk about You.
BC: Oh good, but let's all us use our 'soft' voices. You see boy's and girl's, no one listens to Loud Talkers, no one like a Yeller. That's why Everyone likes Me. I don't yell. I always use my very soft voice when I talk. You might have to get real close to me so that you can hear and understand every important thing I whisper.
BB: Welll...thank you for that bit of needy advice.   Mr. Carson, what exactly is the Platform you're running on?
BC: Oh I don't even like Standing on a platform, let alone Running on one, standing on a stage is much safer.
BB: Your opponent, Mr. Trump, insinuated that you are 'weak' and that you don't know much for a 'brain surgeon', how do you respond to that?
BC: Oooo...I think I don't like him very much. He's a meanie, and besides, he Yells, I don't like yellers. And I'm not weak, did you see me pick that baby up and shake him all about? Do I look Weak there? Oh, and I know more than Trump does, my brain is smarter than His.
BB: Do you think Women should be allowed to run for the Presidency?
BC: Running is wayyy over rated, it's not all that good for your toes. And Yes, women should do that. When I'm President, and I call for my secretary, I Expect her to come a running.
BB: What is your 'take' on Abortion?
BC: Ahhh...I was a 'Brain Surgeon'. Remember? I don't work outside my field.
BB: But you have in the past said that you oppose Any and All abortions, does that go for an abortion for a raped woman, or in the case where the Mother will Die unless an abortion is performed?
BC: Yes of course, no exceptions, God has spoken.
BB: I'm sure we all admire your steadfastness. But let me proffer a medical scenario if I May; Imagine that you are called to the hospital Emergency Room. Three victims, two Men, and a Women, of a car crash have arrived, all three with serious brain injuries. One of the Men cannot survive no matter what treatment he immediately receives. Of the two remaining victims, Both need immediate brain surgery or they two will die. Unfortunately, there is only medical supplies on hand to operate on and Save One of the victims. One of them is Your Father. Who Lives?
BC: Ohhhh....Now I get it. Good point.
BB: The 7th Day Adventists, which you Are one, believe in the 'Virgin Birth'. Can you use medical terms and explain to your fans how That Actually occurs?
BC: Ahhhh...well you see...it's like...ahhh.....No.
BB: How do you feel about 'civil Unions' for same sex couples?
BC: I have no problems with Anyone joining a union, this is America where Everyone has a right to work and do as they please, with whomever they please as long as they don't include Me.
BB: If you had a Sister who wanted to marry another woman, how would you respond?
BC: What Sister?!
BB: How old do you know, is the Earth?
BC: Oh That's an easy one, about 6,000 years.
BB: Well, how do you explain Fossils? You being a learned Scientist would know That.
BC: Oh, God put them there when he made Earth. They were gonna Be Animals but God wasn't satisfied with them and just froze them in rocks, just like That.
BB: What 'sign' were you born under?
BC: Oh, that one's easy too. Thanks for asking me easy questions by the way. I remember Everything since even before I was born, that's because I have a superior brain. I remember looking up and seeing a sign that read, Emergency Room. That's the One.
BB: Why do you want to be our President?
BC: Well, I was just looking for a part-time job when I saw This in the 'Jobs' section of the paper. I bet it will be fun. Hey, it doesn't Take a Brain surgeon ya know.
BB: Well Mr. Carson, I think we have plunged deep enough into your 'superior' brain, and as the Oil Well drillers were wont to say, 'We've got a dry Hole here boys!
God's speed, however Fast That is, Mr. Carson, and to all, a good night.

Shoot! Where's My Remote!?

   Well, if it's good enough for Argentina, it good enough for Us..wink,wink! And of course we all Know just how 'great and grand' That little place is..no, Really, I'm not kidding..Really.   Buuuut, on the 'other' hand, a great big 'TV' screen zipping along at 80mph right in front of us Might Not be the Distraction from safely operating our jet sled that we Really Need.  ' Awww Shoot!  Gee Officer, I didn't see that darn truck with the spiffy movie screen on its tailgate Stop in front of me, I was mesmerized from watching that 'reality' show in front of me!'  :/  ;) ;)
               

                         

Nov 01, 2015

WATCH: As Soon As I Pulled Up Behind This Truck, I Couldn’t Believe My Eyes When I Saw THIS. WHOA!

 

                                               

One lane highways can be a great thing if you are trying to pass some slow moving vehicle on a lonely night. They can also be a huge safety hazard if people aren’t incredibly careful about when they decide to pass.
Samsung is now pushing a technology that will make those worries a thing of the past – by putting massive video walls on the backs of their shipping trucks. But unfortunately for the Korean corporate giant, this may raise even more questions that it answers.

 

The company was apparently inspired by Argentina, where apparently tons of accidents happen on one-lane highways. These new trucks will combine a front-facing camera with multiple screens on the back, forming a video wall that will show the drivers behind what to expect.

It is certainly impressive technology, and the company claims the cameras will even work at night. The only problem is that they haven’t really tested the technology much, except for one trial that ended with the test model no longer in operation.
So props to Samsung for developing a very interesting technology that could very well save many lives in the long run, they need to do a little work testing and making sure this technology is fully functional before putting it on the roads.

Do you think technology like this would help to save peoples lives on the dangerous roadways of Argentina or around the world? Sound off in the comments

Softer, Kinder, And Dumber

THIS, is about THE dumbest Thing I've heard, or Read, Dumb, Dumb, DUMB!! Wait! Why not take their mean ol' Guns away and give them a Star Wars Gaderiffi, and a Lightsaber.   Did I mention Dumb?! :/  :/

Small California Town Gives Its Police Nunchucks As Non-Lethal Alternative

October 28, 2015 9:54 AM ET

Eyder Peralta

A small town in California is outfitting its police with nunchucks in order to give its officers another non-lethal alternative to subduing a suspect and also with hopes that it will change the perception that police officers are aggressive.

KRCR-TV reports that that Anderson Police Department has trained its officers to use the nunchucks. Sgt. Casey Day told KRCR that nunchucks allow officers to "control a suspect instead of striking them."
"It's not like we can't use these as an impact weapon," Day added. "They work really good as an impact weapon, but we try to emphasis a control tool over impact."
NBC News spoke to police Chief Michael Johnson, who said he also hopes that the new tool could help reshape public opinion about police use-of-force.
"In an era where the general public is extremely sensitive to police techniques and use of force issues, [nunchakus offer] another force option that may offset some of the more aggressive perceptions the public has about police intervention," Johnson said.
The AP reports that other police forces have used nunchucks in the past, but the weapons started falling out of favor after they were targeted by a couple of lawsuits in California. The AP adds:

"Sales slumped significantly once departments began buying Tasers in the late 1990s and early 2000s, according to Kevin Orcutt, who says he's the only nunchucks maker for U.S. law enforcement agencies.
"'The Taser slowed everything down,' he said. ...
"He said Bruce Lee movies from the 1970s stirred his interest in nunchucks, leading him to train in the martial art of Jukado and earn a black belt. He got a patent for his version of the ancient Japanese weapon in 1984 and persuaded the chief of Colorado's Thornton Police Department, where he served, to formally adopt it."