Hmmm...The lipstick might be just a little too 'red'. :O
Friday, March 16, 2018
Wednesday, March 14, 2018
'Duterte's Law'
'Duterte's Law'
'Does this ICC not fully realize that I am the official 'dictator' of my very own enlightened country? Mr. Trump, watch me closely, and learn. As such I have given myself permission to do as I please in my own country. There is no 'right' or 'wrong' in the Philippines, there is only the 'law of Duterte'. How dare outsiders try to tell me how to run my very own country which I have hi-jacked long ago. My serfs love me. They love the way I sneak out in the middle of the darkness on my moped, and shoot down 'suspected' drug users. Do you hear them complain? No. A whiner does not live long in my country.
I am accused by outsiders of killing innocent people. How can they be 'innocent' when I have condeemed them in my own court of 'Duterte law'? Guilty is, as guilty is, and as such they must die. My 'law' is simple. Only the disgusting drug pushers, dealers, and 'suspected' users do not understand my 'law'. This happens when the mind is clouded by drug use. "The so-called war against drugs is lawfully directed against drug lords and pushers who have for many years destroyed the present generation, specially the youth," this is my truths.
"The deaths occurring in the process of legitimate police operation lacked the intent to kill, The self-defense employed by the police officers when their lives became endangered by the violent resistance of the suspects is a justifying circumstance under our criminal law, hence, they do not incur criminal liability."
Oh sure, sometimes a totally innocent person, even children may get killed in our quest to rid my country of all those connected to drugs and whores alike. Sometimes yes, it happens, but those unfortunate deaths are fully investigated by me personally, and so far all have been 'proven' to have been murdered during justified use of force by either myself, or my 'volunteer' vigilanties.
The useless UN has "pictured me as a ruthless violator of human rights". What!?? Is that crazy or what! Do they not realize that I have suspended all "human rights" in my country long ago? So no, I do not violate anyones "human rights". Do you hear any complaints from my serfs? No, they have become accustomed, somewhat like the 'Stockholme Syndrome', to the way I run my country. So, in light of the outsiders at the UN calling my bloody hand, I dictate that my country is pulling out of the International Criminal Court ratification. So there! Now you cannot touch me, and I can continue to rid my country of the scourge of drugs and whores. The only way to stop a drug epidemic is to kill everyone involved in it, even those who even 'think' of using drugs must die at my hand. As for our whores, as soon as the drug epidemic is over, they too shall disappear, well, except for my favorites. No drugs, no whores. This is the 'Duterte Law' in my country. I encourage that anyone who has a complaint to contact me and I personally will visit your home on my moped during the dark of night.'
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'Does this ICC not fully realize that I am the official 'dictator' of my very own enlightened country? Mr. Trump, watch me closely, and learn. As such I have given myself permission to do as I please in my own country. There is no 'right' or 'wrong' in the Philippines, there is only the 'law of Duterte'. How dare outsiders try to tell me how to run my very own country which I have hi-jacked long ago. My serfs love me. They love the way I sneak out in the middle of the darkness on my moped, and shoot down 'suspected' drug users. Do you hear them complain? No. A whiner does not live long in my country.
I am accused by outsiders of killing innocent people. How can they be 'innocent' when I have condeemed them in my own court of 'Duterte law'? Guilty is, as guilty is, and as such they must die. My 'law' is simple. Only the disgusting drug pushers, dealers, and 'suspected' users do not understand my 'law'. This happens when the mind is clouded by drug use. "The so-called war against drugs is lawfully directed against drug lords and pushers who have for many years destroyed the present generation, specially the youth," this is my truths.
"The deaths occurring in the process of legitimate police operation lacked the intent to kill, The self-defense employed by the police officers when their lives became endangered by the violent resistance of the suspects is a justifying circumstance under our criminal law, hence, they do not incur criminal liability."
Oh sure, sometimes a totally innocent person, even children may get killed in our quest to rid my country of all those connected to drugs and whores alike. Sometimes yes, it happens, but those unfortunate deaths are fully investigated by me personally, and so far all have been 'proven' to have been murdered during justified use of force by either myself, or my 'volunteer' vigilanties.
The useless UN has "pictured me as a ruthless violator of human rights". What!?? Is that crazy or what! Do they not realize that I have suspended all "human rights" in my country long ago? So no, I do not violate anyones "human rights". Do you hear any complaints from my serfs? No, they have become accustomed, somewhat like the 'Stockholme Syndrome', to the way I run my country. So, in light of the outsiders at the UN calling my bloody hand, I dictate that my country is pulling out of the International Criminal Court ratification. So there! Now you cannot touch me, and I can continue to rid my country of the scourge of drugs and whores. The only way to stop a drug epidemic is to kill everyone involved in it, even those who even 'think' of using drugs must die at my hand. As for our whores, as soon as the drug epidemic is over, they too shall disappear, well, except for my favorites. No drugs, no whores. This is the 'Duterte Law' in my country. I encourage that anyone who has a complaint to contact me and I personally will visit your home on my moped during the dark of night.'
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Tuesday, March 13, 2018
"Son Of A Bitch", Says Trump
"Son Of A Bitch", Says Trump
'"Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch!" There! I've said it! Mothers, bring your children in closer to the TV so they can watch their esteemed, learned, President, act 'Presidential' while cussing with his Presidentially potty mouth. But hey, come on folks, it's just me, your President being myself. You should be used to it by now. You 'knew' what I was like before you 'hired' me. Voters remorse doesn't work here folks! You 'know' I don't pull my 'punches'. You 'know' I speak my man-child like mind whenever I need to drum up a distraction or garner votes from my tunnel visioned base. That's just 'me'. No biggie here folks. Nothing to see, move along now, and cast your vote for my Republican minions, and later on cast one for me too. And parents, you can tell your children that I said t's alright, in fact it's expected of them, to potty mouth all they want to. If it's good enough for their President, it's even better for Them! I'm setting the example for all the world to follow, so get behind me! I'm whatcha might call the epitome of what not to become.
And hey, how about that disgusting Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif), what a “low IQ individual.” Disgustingly "low" IQ'd! My little finger is smarter than her! When they passed out 'brains' she thought they said 'trains', she's still standing down at the station waiting for her 'train'! Hey, remember that 'smart' test I took while back? Passed it with flying colors! Maxine couldn't do that! You need brains to pass that 3rd grade test! I'm smart. Very smart. My doctor said so, and now the whole world knows what they are dealing with. I graduated from my own private kindergarten when I was four years old. That's smart!! That's why I'm President and no one else is. But look, this isn't about me. More about 'me' later. Parents, be sure to follow my example and make sure your children do the same. Call people by racial slurs, filthy names, demeane them, belittle them until they give up, bully them until they cry like the big babies they really are, and if you get a chance, Fire the hell out of them! hey, Chuck Tood you "sleeping son of a bitch", wake the hell up already! Disgusting "Fake News" sloath!'
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'"Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch!" There! I've said it! Mothers, bring your children in closer to the TV so they can watch their esteemed, learned, President, act 'Presidential' while cussing with his Presidentially potty mouth. But hey, come on folks, it's just me, your President being myself. You should be used to it by now. You 'knew' what I was like before you 'hired' me. Voters remorse doesn't work here folks! You 'know' I don't pull my 'punches'. You 'know' I speak my man-child like mind whenever I need to drum up a distraction or garner votes from my tunnel visioned base. That's just 'me'. No biggie here folks. Nothing to see, move along now, and cast your vote for my Republican minions, and later on cast one for me too. And parents, you can tell your children that I said t's alright, in fact it's expected of them, to potty mouth all they want to. If it's good enough for their President, it's even better for Them! I'm setting the example for all the world to follow, so get behind me! I'm whatcha might call the epitome of what not to become.
And hey, how about that disgusting Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif), what a “low IQ individual.” Disgustingly "low" IQ'd! My little finger is smarter than her! When they passed out 'brains' she thought they said 'trains', she's still standing down at the station waiting for her 'train'! Hey, remember that 'smart' test I took while back? Passed it with flying colors! Maxine couldn't do that! You need brains to pass that 3rd grade test! I'm smart. Very smart. My doctor said so, and now the whole world knows what they are dealing with. I graduated from my own private kindergarten when I was four years old. That's smart!! That's why I'm President and no one else is. But look, this isn't about me. More about 'me' later. Parents, be sure to follow my example and make sure your children do the same. Call people by racial slurs, filthy names, demeane them, belittle them until they give up, bully them until they cry like the big babies they really are, and if you get a chance, Fire the hell out of them! hey, Chuck Tood you "sleeping son of a bitch", wake the hell up already! Disgusting "Fake News" sloath!'
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Johnny, You're FIRED Too!
Johnny, You're FIRED Too!
'Dear John, or whatever your name is, you have been my ever faithful, always there when I needed some sort of 'personal assisting', Personal Assistant since I hired you for the job. You always had my thousand dollar suits pressed and laid out for me, you always warmed my silk underwear just the way I like it, although sometimes I'm pretty sure you wore them a bit too long, but did I ever complain? No, not once. You 'know', I always appreciated the way you brushed my teeth, and combed my flaxen doo. And did I ever whine when your ice cold finger poked through the toilet paper? No, not once, even though it seemed to happen a lot more often than 'normal', not that I'm 'complaining' mind you, and you 'know' what I mean. And didn't I always allow you to snack on the leftovers on my 95k gold plated dinner plate? And you have to admit that I've always thought of you as an unwanted adopted sibling, but did I ever throw that up in your face John, in public? No, never once. In short, whenever I whistled, you always, like a good 'lap dog', came running, wagging your little tail, lips drooling, tongue dragging across my primo gold threaded carpet, eager to please your wonderful, benevolent, master.
However, as much as I 'love' you Johnny, whatever 'love' is, it appears that you have suffered some sort of "Unspecified Security Issue". Of course nobody's telling me what that 'issue' is but I'm in the firing mode, so you gotta go. Just leave all your personal stuff, oh, and your coat too, that might fit the next sucker I hire. In short, you're FIRED! Guards! Escort'em outta here! Next!!'
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'Dear John, or whatever your name is, you have been my ever faithful, always there when I needed some sort of 'personal assisting', Personal Assistant since I hired you for the job. You always had my thousand dollar suits pressed and laid out for me, you always warmed my silk underwear just the way I like it, although sometimes I'm pretty sure you wore them a bit too long, but did I ever complain? No, not once. You 'know', I always appreciated the way you brushed my teeth, and combed my flaxen doo. And did I ever whine when your ice cold finger poked through the toilet paper? No, not once, even though it seemed to happen a lot more often than 'normal', not that I'm 'complaining' mind you, and you 'know' what I mean. And didn't I always allow you to snack on the leftovers on my 95k gold plated dinner plate? And you have to admit that I've always thought of you as an unwanted adopted sibling, but did I ever throw that up in your face John, in public? No, never once. In short, whenever I whistled, you always, like a good 'lap dog', came running, wagging your little tail, lips drooling, tongue dragging across my primo gold threaded carpet, eager to please your wonderful, benevolent, master.
However, as much as I 'love' you Johnny, whatever 'love' is, it appears that you have suffered some sort of "Unspecified Security Issue". Of course nobody's telling me what that 'issue' is but I'm in the firing mode, so you gotta go. Just leave all your personal stuff, oh, and your coat too, that might fit the next sucker I hire. In short, you're FIRED! Guards! Escort'em outta here! Next!!'
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Hey Rex, You're FIRED!
You're FIRED!
'Heyyy Rex, buddy ol' boy, pal-si-wal-sie, so glad you could come over and have lunch with me on such short notice. Here, have some 'chopped meat'. Wow! How about those snow storms! You're FIRED!!! And take my disgusting ex- Personal Assistant, that SOB John McEntee, with you. Hit the road jack, and dontcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more, that's what I said. I've hired a guy I can 'really' trust to take your sloeful place, you might recognize his name, Mike Pompeo? Great guy, wonderful family man. Knows how to say 'Yes Sir' to me. He has a dynamite 'curtsy'! Company man. Best man for the job, you know, the job you've been mucking up, and singlyhandily making my America look silly and inept. As you well know Rex-boy, former Secretary of State, I don't stand for anyone but myself making America look that way. Who in the world 'hired' you in the first place? I bet it was that illegal alien Obama that hired you. Well, whoever it was, I'm gonna fire that idiot as well!
If I have to fire everyone in this shoddy, drafty, antiquated White House in order to insure that I, and I alone, make all the decisions that will adversly affect America for decades, and decades to come, then that's exactly what I'll do! This is 'My' reality game show, and we'll play by My rules! Oh, did I mention that you're FIRED!? Why are you still kneeling there sobbing like a little bitty baby boy? Guards! Guards!! Mop up that huge puddle of 'baby' tears! Escort this 'trespasser' out of here, and make sure his enept buddy, McEntee, is tucked under his arm! And send Sara in here right away, I need some tention 'release''.
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'Heyyy Rex, buddy ol' boy, pal-si-wal-sie, so glad you could come over and have lunch with me on such short notice. Here, have some 'chopped meat'. Wow! How about those snow storms! You're FIRED!!! And take my disgusting ex- Personal Assistant, that SOB John McEntee, with you. Hit the road jack, and dontcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more, that's what I said. I've hired a guy I can 'really' trust to take your sloeful place, you might recognize his name, Mike Pompeo? Great guy, wonderful family man. Knows how to say 'Yes Sir' to me. He has a dynamite 'curtsy'! Company man. Best man for the job, you know, the job you've been mucking up, and singlyhandily making my America look silly and inept. As you well know Rex-boy, former Secretary of State, I don't stand for anyone but myself making America look that way. Who in the world 'hired' you in the first place? I bet it was that illegal alien Obama that hired you. Well, whoever it was, I'm gonna fire that idiot as well!
If I have to fire everyone in this shoddy, drafty, antiquated White House in order to insure that I, and I alone, make all the decisions that will adversly affect America for decades, and decades to come, then that's exactly what I'll do! This is 'My' reality game show, and we'll play by My rules! Oh, did I mention that you're FIRED!? Why are you still kneeling there sobbing like a little bitty baby boy? Guards! Guards!! Mop up that huge puddle of 'baby' tears! Escort this 'trespasser' out of here, and make sure his enept buddy, McEntee, is tucked under his arm! And send Sara in here right away, I need some tention 'release''.
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Monday, March 12, 2018
Oh My! What Could The Matter Be?
Oh my! What ever could Trump, 'The Incompetent', be worried about? Only a fool on a fools errand would jump on Trumps 'fool' train. 
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The 'Man-Child' Who Needs No one
The 'Man-Child' Who Needs No one
'Yeah, I'm whatcha might call, among other things, a 'do it by myself kinda guy'. I don't need people. You see, I'm one 'smart' guy. Incredible. I can pass any test you toss at me. Hey, do I 'look' dumb, or what. See how I always sit with my arms folded real tight? That's a sign of 'intelligence'. Smart people do that, It's in our genes, well mostly mine, just ask my bimbo 'Stormy' about what's in my 'genes'. Really. "Fake news" people will say that folded arms are a sure sign of defensiveness. Come on folks! Why would I ever be on the defense? Some very wrong people might say I'm hiding behind my arms, you know, using them as a 'fence'. More "Fake News"! Liars! SOB's! By the way folks, it's now ok to call people "son of a bitch" now that I've done it in Pennsylvania. 'Smart' people do that. My 'base' loves it when I'm potty mouth. Anyway, as I was saying, I like doing things by myself. "Grabbing" women by their 'you know whats', hooking up with prostitutes, using the alias, 'David Dennison', having my private lawyer pay the loud mouthed whore off. Yep, making 'Presidential' decisions without having to confer with a bunch of nit-wits, is my kind of doing it alone. That's why I'm President. Everyone loves, and respects me.
I've been watching how my almost lover Putin, and Xi, the crafty dictator of China, and my soon to be 'lover' BFF Dictator Kimmy of North Korea, do it. Do you think for one second that 'they' have to confer with piddlings about what they want to do in their countries? No way! They make their own 'manly' decisions, and everyone goes right along with their decisions, no whining, no fuss, and everyone's happy. You don't see riots in the streets over there do you? That's just the way I want it here in 'my' country. I 'run' America, I make the decisions, and everyone follows my lead without question. To question me is simply un-American! Disgustingly so! Wanna get deported? Go ahead, talk bad about me, I dare ya! I'm the 'man'! Some folks call me a 'man-child'. "Fake News"! Hey, my 'numbers are going up! Highest numbers ever for any President! Huge! I'm really 'smart', but even I can't count that high! Unbelievable! Really! Really....'
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'Yeah, I'm whatcha might call, among other things, a 'do it by myself kinda guy'. I don't need people. You see, I'm one 'smart' guy. Incredible. I can pass any test you toss at me. Hey, do I 'look' dumb, or what. See how I always sit with my arms folded real tight? That's a sign of 'intelligence'. Smart people do that, It's in our genes, well mostly mine, just ask my bimbo 'Stormy' about what's in my 'genes'. Really. "Fake news" people will say that folded arms are a sure sign of defensiveness. Come on folks! Why would I ever be on the defense? Some very wrong people might say I'm hiding behind my arms, you know, using them as a 'fence'. More "Fake News"! Liars! SOB's! By the way folks, it's now ok to call people "son of a bitch" now that I've done it in Pennsylvania. 'Smart' people do that. My 'base' loves it when I'm potty mouth. Anyway, as I was saying, I like doing things by myself. "Grabbing" women by their 'you know whats', hooking up with prostitutes, using the alias, 'David Dennison', having my private lawyer pay the loud mouthed whore off. Yep, making 'Presidential' decisions without having to confer with a bunch of nit-wits, is my kind of doing it alone. That's why I'm President. Everyone loves, and respects me.
I've been watching how my almost lover Putin, and Xi, the crafty dictator of China, and my soon to be 'lover' BFF Dictator Kimmy of North Korea, do it. Do you think for one second that 'they' have to confer with piddlings about what they want to do in their countries? No way! They make their own 'manly' decisions, and everyone goes right along with their decisions, no whining, no fuss, and everyone's happy. You don't see riots in the streets over there do you? That's just the way I want it here in 'my' country. I 'run' America, I make the decisions, and everyone follows my lead without question. To question me is simply un-American! Disgustingly so! Wanna get deported? Go ahead, talk bad about me, I dare ya! I'm the 'man'! Some folks call me a 'man-child'. "Fake News"! Hey, my 'numbers are going up! Highest numbers ever for any President! Huge! I'm really 'smart', but even I can't count that high! Unbelievable! Really! Really....'
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