The Battle of The Holy Poopers

   Holy Pope poop! Would ya look at That!! Who could've guessed!     The infant king is having a 'pissing contest' with Jesus's right-hand dude!  I can pee further than you can, why, I can pee like you've never seen before! Nobody has ever seen anything like it! Even elephants have conceded that I can do it better and further than any living thing on earth, 'said' the infant king. Oh yeah!? Well, my throne is bigger than Your throne, and besides, many people stand in line just to wash my Popely feet, 'said' the Pope. Stop trying to upstage me or you'll be really big sorry like you never been sorry before, replied the infant king. Ha! Maybe if you stopped causing innocent people to die, the living ones might find something to like about you, 'countered' the pope.  Oh Really!!? Maybe if you stayed in your slow lane and stopped pretending to be a politician and...and..uh..oh yeah, stop pretending to be Jesus 'cause everybody knows you're Not, then maybe I'd invite you to come to my house and play with my barbies, and besides, my followers know that I'm the closest thing to being Jesus that they ever saw, because I save people and make them feel better, that's why I'm so popular and you're hardly known to anyone, snickered the infant king.   And so it went, tit for tat, tat for tit, as they each tried to upmanship one another. Frequent potty breaks took place while the infant king had his big boy nappies changed by his personal nappy attendant, peter-peter the nappy eater, and while the pope scurried about looking for something he could call a holy freakin' miracle that would keep him points ahead of the infant king. But finally, it was nap time for the infant king which instead of, he would take to his personal social media site to see what's going on with his little bombing 'excursion' into Iran, and the holy pope pooper set out on his world tour of, yep, you guessed it, looking for miracles and foot washers.

Notice to First amendment torchers; The above is purely 'fictionable', yes that's a newly made-up word so get over it already, and any resemblance to any living or dead person including ghosts, goblins or things that go BOO! in the dark is simply coincidental.