Oh yeah, you, you, you beanie cap wearing, pontificating, insubordinate busy body! Take That! Now see what you made me do! Waaaa! Where's my peter at!? Peter, see what that guy made me do? I bet I can find some other things to kill besides innocent people! I don't like him one bit. Not one bit. He was mean to me and hurt my little boy feelers. I think I peed a little bit. Peter, it's your turn to tuck me in my crib tonight. J.D.'s not very good at it and his makeup scares the gibbies out of me. Maybe I'll fire him. I'm gonna make the pope guy so sorry he'll cry all the way to his ugly throne! Do we have an extra Aircraft Carrier that's not being used right now peter? Boy, I bet if he saw that thing parked in his back yard, he would just grovel at my stinky feet, which by the way, I would let him wash my tiny little feet, but he better stay down There and do a good job! Good jobs are what I'm known for. I really like doing jobs with my little hands. Good hand jobs make people really happy. I like happy, satisfied people. But that's just me. But mostly I just let my cult members do the dirty work which keeps My hands lily white clean. That's why people love me. I do nice things for people. Jesus loves me too. He said I can pretend to be him any time I wish. I really like playing Jesus. Everyone wishes I could really be Jesus. Pretty soon they'll actually believe that I Am! Did you see my picture with him? Boy I bet that useless money grabbing Catholic Charities is gonna be surprised when they try to cash a check! Why do people have to be so greedy and mean? Why can't they be more like Me, then people would like them, you know, the way they like me.
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