Oh yeah, you, you, you beanie cap wearing, pontificating, insubordinate busy body! Take That! Now see what you made me do! Waaaa! Where's my peter at!? Peter, see what that guy made me do? I bet I can find some other things to kill besides innocent people! I don't like that pope guy one bit. Not one bit. He was mean to me and hurt my little boy feelers. I think I peed a little bit. Peter, it's your turn to tuck me in my crib tonight, J.D.'s not very good at it and his makeup scares the heebie-jeebies' out of me. He uses more make-up than some people say I use. Don't you just hate liars? I sure do. And I bet you do too. There's a special place in hell for people who tell lies all the time! Maybe I'll fire him, or maybe I did? I don't know, maybe next week. I really love firing people. I'm gonna make the pope guy so sorry he'll cry all the way to his ugly, cheap fake gold throne! Can I fire Him?? Do we have an extra Aircraft Carrier that's not being used right now peter? Boy, I bet if he saw that thing parked in his back yard, he would just grovel at my stinky feet, which by the way, I would still let him wash my tiny little feet, but he better stay down There and do a good job! Good jobs are what I'm known for. I really like doing good jobs with my little boy hands. Good hand jobs make people really happy. J.D. thanks me all the time! I like happy, satisfied people. But that's just me. But mostly I just let my cult members do the dirty work which keeps My hands lily white clean. That's why white people love me. I do nice things for rich people. Jesus loves me too. He said I can pretend to be him any time I wish. I really like playing Jesus. Everyone wishes I could really be Jesus. Pretty soon they'll actually believe that I Am! Did you see my picture with him? I looked very handsome snugging up to Jesus. Boy, I bet that useless money grabbing Catholic Charities is gonna be surprised when they try to cash a check! Why do people have to be so greedy and mean? Money isn't everything in life! Right? Actually, I'm more famous than the pope. I bet I have more cult members than he does! Catholic Charities can thank their guru for an empty bank account now. I bet they'll be real mad at him for dissing me. Why can't they be more like Me, then people would like them, you know, the way they like me.
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