Lord, I come to you as a certified card-carrying, prophesizing, fanatical bible thumping white nationalist war monger, oh, and I am your biggest fan. I ask you in our president's holy name to Please don't let him fire me! I think I'm on his 'short shit list' Lord! But here, let me get right down to the point. Let me quote a few bible verses that will inspire our military crusaders in their, well, mostly my own, religious quest to conquer our enemies, burn their villages where sin is running amuck, smite their blasphemous leaders, break their teeth, bomb their schools, and make them eat sand, you know, stuff like that.
'Let us not be tempted to blunder through the sand dunes of darkness without our issued flashlights so that we can find the lost children and save them from errant missiles that may 'accidentally' fall upon their scruffy little heads while they sit in their classrooms. For your rod and staff guides us, especially when it gets dark and scary when things go Boo in the night. Let your vengeance and anger be our own so that our bullets strike the very hearts of evil doers, and people like that. Let us not put our tails between our legs and be defeated by those turbans headed sacrilegious monsters that drop drones upon our un-prepared heads but lift us up out of the sand pits of hell, and to victory we shall march. Onward Christion soldiers, marching off to a religious war, for we know that if you're not busy with some other senseless war that thou art with us no matter how many innocent nations we must destroy in your name lord. For I humbly ask and beseech thee on lord in the great beyond, to smite our present enemies and those surely yet to come and to guide our temporary president to fulfill his quest, whatever it may be at any given moment, and to show him the way of righteousness and to be the greatest self-appointed ruler, next to myself of course, of all mankind, of all nations, air and sea alike. All this I beg you in the name of our exalted leader, myself, and all of our brainless cult members that keep us in office'.
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