RELOAD! RELOAD! Jesus is on Our side!

   RELOAD! RELOAD! Jesus is on Our side!

    The "Art of the deal" maker, infantile wanna-be king tRump orders his personal navel flotilla to "reload the ships", it ain't over yet boys, we're gonna give'em hell like they have never seen before. How dare they try to intimidate and threaten me! There' nothing worse than a fool that terrorizes the whole world! Shame! Shame! Ohhh they're gonna be sooo sorry! Really big sorry! I pray that Jusus kills them all! They'll run out of bombs before we do, right peter boy? Peter? Where the hell are you!?? J.D., check his powder room and get his Primadonna butt out here! I need somebody that can tell a lie with a straight face!    I'm here your highnAss! Sorry about that, had to change my big boy pullups. How can I please you master? Have you seen my macho abs? I make GI Joe look like a female Clinton!    Ah, Peter, tell my serfs just how well my little "excursion" into Iran is going. Well, your majesty, it's almost over. We have them on the run. White flags fluttering everywhere. Their navy is at the bottom of the sea, their Airforce pulverized into aluminum dust, their missile capability nearly extinct, no one is brave enough to lead their dusty nation, capitulation talks in progress, they agree to turn over all their natural recourses to you my lord, imagine what we can do with all that sand!, the blockade is 'very' effective, just as projected by your holiness, not a single boat has managed to sneak past us, every nation on earth has been more than pleased with your holy guidance, praise be to your majesty! Only somewhere over 400 careless American soldiers, an insignificant number, have been slightly injured, mostly just tiny little scratches, not like those horrible injuries incurred in Ukraine from those dastardly attack drones, which by the way hardly bother us at all, and maybe 'around' 13 Americans killed, mostly due to careless training events of course. Those Iranians are 'really' very bad shots I might add. Of course, I've lost count of military Air assets we have lost mostly due, again mostly due to careless pilots showing off. All our troops are having a lot of fun, sorta like a Mediterranean cruise. They one and all praise your holy likeness, and I have instructed that your holy imminence likeness be posted in every latrine which certainly boosts moral to an odiferous high. Will that be all your majesty, I really need to pump out some bedroom pushups.     Great job peter! I could take some straight face lessons from that guy, and how about that snappy hairdo! What a guy! I wish I could be more like him!