'Surprise!! And here you thought that I had slithered back under that good ol' boy 'bigot' rock never to be heard from again. Well, let me assure you that just like when you flush, and just when you thought that the job was done, up floats some more and you gotta flush again, that's Me, I'm Baaaack!
But really folks, This is the 'new' me. I am not wearing my freshly pressed sheet under this facade of political 'respectability'. There's no 'burning cross' right Now in my backyard, and I don't even Remember how to properly tie a doggone Lynching Noose! Ahhhh, the 'good ol' days'. I 'really' don't have Any 'connection' to that peaceful Christain social club, the KKK, and besides, they have always been just a loose-knit, non-violent bunch of good ol' boys out just to have a fun Christian time. I even have some negro friends that I 'hang' out with all the time. And I'm pretty sure that I don't have any bigot tats anywhere on my perfect Aryan white body, only my 'tat' artist knows for sure. Oh sure, waaaay back in the good ol' days when I was young and not Much dumber than I am now, I might have 'hung', oppps pardon that 'word', out with some nefarious fellows who might have been just a bit intolerant of anything not 'white'. And yes, I might have lit more than a Few holy crosses here and there. And yes, of Course, I might have espoused vitrile hatred and disgust of negroes, mexicans, and anyone Else not pretty and White like myself. Did I mention that my blood is 100% white Aryan blood? Ain't no 'mix'in' going on in My family heritage. And it may be true that I fomented more than a Little violence towards un-white folks hither and yon, and Sure, some folks were probably hurt or Worse because of it. But hey, does that make me a 'bad guy'. Come On already! Forgive and Forget! That's all in the recent past folks! It's gone! 'Blood' under the bridge, so to speak. Old 'history'! Get Over it already! Forget about all those youthful indiscretion of my recent past! I'm an 'adult' now, and Now I do 'adult' indiscretions.
And speaking of 'Now', listen to This. I think “the 'climate' of this country has moved in my direction”. Yep, right in My personal direction! Boy, what good times we're gonna have Now! “I believe my time has come, The people of this country, the patriotic, decent, God-fearing people of this country are now right with me.” Americans are “embracing the core issues I have fought for my entire life.” And of course you 'know' what those 'core issues' have Always been, wink, wink. My personal hero, and Now my WBFF (white BFF) 'President In Begging' Donald Trump and I think along the very same lines when it comes to un-white people, and I think you Know what I mean here. He 'speaks' for 'all' of us! And when I say 'Us', you know what I'm talking about here. Boy, we sure could'a used him back in the recent good ol' days when it was the going thing to do what we liked to do, just for 'fun'. But hey, that's not me 'now'. No, Really, not at all....really. I have changed my 'stripes'. I have shed myself of all that hatred. I'm not even a bigot anymore. Just ask my negro friends over in the 'quarters'. All I wanna do Now is get elected, and be a good ol' boy Louisiana Senator where I can 'speak for' all 'Europeans' and stop this hateful discrimination of white folks. Mr. Trump has successfully turned this country onto its head so that its bigoted underbelly is in plain view. And it ain't a pretty sight folks! Look how ugly Other politicians are with all this spiteful name calling, hateful insults and terrible hair styles. Mr. Trump alone stands above all that filth, and will fight tooth and nail to make America white, and right again. And that's where I come in! I still have ignorant, bigoted followers who are still angry and willing to fight for the 'white right'. They've been impatiently waiting for their Own hero, Me, to step up to the plate, and take a swing with my Aryan bat at anything not white. There's “massive racial discrimination going on right now against European Americans,” and I'm the guy that's gonna stop all that nonsense.
So, white America, especially you white Louisiana voters, especially those of you who are totally ignorant of my past and recent racial hatred beliefs, or even if you are just totally Ignorant in general, those of you who are wishing that America could be White again just like it used to be, and Should be now, those of you who are bigoted and racially intolerant, come on down and cast your vote for the guy who's gonna 'set you free'. After all, if Mr.Trump can fool enough people to vote for Him, then I'm a shoo-in for Sure, or my names not David Duke, no relation to 'Daisey Duke' by the way!' :/ :/
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But really folks, This is the 'new' me. I am not wearing my freshly pressed sheet under this facade of political 'respectability'. There's no 'burning cross' right Now in my backyard, and I don't even Remember how to properly tie a doggone Lynching Noose! Ahhhh, the 'good ol' days'. I 'really' don't have Any 'connection' to that peaceful Christain social club, the KKK, and besides, they have always been just a loose-knit, non-violent bunch of good ol' boys out just to have a fun Christian time. I even have some negro friends that I 'hang' out with all the time. And I'm pretty sure that I don't have any bigot tats anywhere on my perfect Aryan white body, only my 'tat' artist knows for sure. Oh sure, waaaay back in the good ol' days when I was young and not Much dumber than I am now, I might have 'hung', oppps pardon that 'word', out with some nefarious fellows who might have been just a bit intolerant of anything not 'white'. And yes, I might have lit more than a Few holy crosses here and there. And yes, of Course, I might have espoused vitrile hatred and disgust of negroes, mexicans, and anyone Else not pretty and White like myself. Did I mention that my blood is 100% white Aryan blood? Ain't no 'mix'in' going on in My family heritage. And it may be true that I fomented more than a Little violence towards un-white folks hither and yon, and Sure, some folks were probably hurt or Worse because of it. But hey, does that make me a 'bad guy'. Come On already! Forgive and Forget! That's all in the recent past folks! It's gone! 'Blood' under the bridge, so to speak. Old 'history'! Get Over it already! Forget about all those youthful indiscretion of my recent past! I'm an 'adult' now, and Now I do 'adult' indiscretions.
And speaking of 'Now', listen to This. I think “the 'climate' of this country has moved in my direction”. Yep, right in My personal direction! Boy, what good times we're gonna have Now! “I believe my time has come, The people of this country, the patriotic, decent, God-fearing people of this country are now right with me.” Americans are “embracing the core issues I have fought for my entire life.” And of course you 'know' what those 'core issues' have Always been, wink, wink. My personal hero, and Now my WBFF (white BFF) 'President In Begging' Donald Trump and I think along the very same lines when it comes to un-white people, and I think you Know what I mean here. He 'speaks' for 'all' of us! And when I say 'Us', you know what I'm talking about here. Boy, we sure could'a used him back in the recent good ol' days when it was the going thing to do what we liked to do, just for 'fun'. But hey, that's not me 'now'. No, Really, not at all....really. I have changed my 'stripes'. I have shed myself of all that hatred. I'm not even a bigot anymore. Just ask my negro friends over in the 'quarters'. All I wanna do Now is get elected, and be a good ol' boy Louisiana Senator where I can 'speak for' all 'Europeans' and stop this hateful discrimination of white folks. Mr. Trump has successfully turned this country onto its head so that its bigoted underbelly is in plain view. And it ain't a pretty sight folks! Look how ugly Other politicians are with all this spiteful name calling, hateful insults and terrible hair styles. Mr. Trump alone stands above all that filth, and will fight tooth and nail to make America white, and right again. And that's where I come in! I still have ignorant, bigoted followers who are still angry and willing to fight for the 'white right'. They've been impatiently waiting for their Own hero, Me, to step up to the plate, and take a swing with my Aryan bat at anything not white. There's “massive racial discrimination going on right now against European Americans,” and I'm the guy that's gonna stop all that nonsense.
So, white America, especially you white Louisiana voters, especially those of you who are totally ignorant of my past and recent racial hatred beliefs, or even if you are just totally Ignorant in general, those of you who are wishing that America could be White again just like it used to be, and Should be now, those of you who are bigoted and racially intolerant, come on down and cast your vote for the guy who's gonna 'set you free'. After all, if Mr.Trump can fool enough people to vote for Him, then I'm a shoo-in for Sure, or my names not David Duke, no relation to 'Daisey Duke' by the way!' :/ :/
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Duke — once an avowed Nazi sympathizer who headed a Ku Klux Klan group — fell back into relative obscurity after losing a 1991 runoff to scandal-scarred Democrat Edwin Edwards.
A follow-up presidential run from Duke went nowhere, and 10 years later, he pleaded guilty to bilking supporters in 2002 and spent a year in federal prison, although he later declared he did nothing wrong. He had occasional run-ins with authorities in Europe, such as the time he was detained by Czech authorities in 2009 on suspicion of denying the Holocaust.
On Friday, however, he declared “the climate of this country has moved in my direction,” as he registered to run on the Nov. 8 ballot as a Republican for the Senate seat being vacated by David Vitter. Duke said he was partially spurred by the recent shooting deaths of three law enforcement officers by a black man.
“I believe my time has come,” he said after submitting his paperwork. He added: “The people of this country, the patriotic, decent, God-fearing people of this country are now right with me.”
He said Americans are “embracing the core issues I have fought for my entire life.”
Earlier, his announcement had appeared on his website, nudging down links to pages decrying “Zionist terror” and the “Jewish Supremacist Role in anti-European Movements.”
Duke, 66, was associated with neo-Nazi groups as a student at LSU. He was grand wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan in the 1970s and headed a “white unity group” — the National Association for the Advancement of White People — in the 1980s. He is registered with the GOP, but Republicans at the state and federal level quickly denounced his Senate bid.
The launch of Duke’s campaign comes as Louisiana grapples with deep racial tensions after the shooting death of a black man by white police officers and the killing of three law enforcement officers. Duke said he was “shattered” by the slayings of police.
In a lengthy speech, Duke talked of the “massive racial discrimination going on right now against European Americans,” and what he called a biased media working against him. He called the Black Lives Matter movement a “terrorist organization” and said he wanted equal rights for everyone.
Duke is among two dozen candidates seeking the open Senate seat. Republican and Democratic opponents sought to distance themselves from Duke’s campaign, with many offering critical statements of his candidacy.
Duke reacted angrily Friday to a question about whether he remained involved with the KKK. He said he was active with the organization for four years in the mid-1970s. He described it as “four decades ago in a nonviolent group.”
The man who beat him in that historic 1991 governor’s race, Edwards said Duke would have a “hard row to hoe” in the upcoming election but there might be a “niche” for him.
“There’s a great deal of racial unrest in the country, and he may capitalize on it,” Edwards said.
Raymond Jetson, an African-American pastor in Baton Rouge who was a state lawmaker during Duke’s tenure, said Duke can potentially thrive with the national political scene currently so divided.
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