The 'Love Affair' of Little Kim, and Trump, 'The Insignificant'

'Look, I might be wrong on this, which of course I never am, and even if I were I'd never admit to it, but, "I don't believe he knew about it," "He tells me that he didn't know about it, and I will take him at his word." I mean come on, let's give the little guy some credit for 'honesty' here! I, personally, have never knowingly known my little pudgy BFF to have told a 'real' lie in his whole sad, murder filled life. He's just a little bitty guy, how could he even know 'how' to lie? Is he still growing?? He wants to be just like me someday, but hey, he's not gonna grow anymore than he already has. So he'll never be like me. I can tell a lie, or even a dozen of'em every day and still be President. Incredible! Can he do that?
But look folks, he told me that he was home watching 'The Price Is Right' when Warmbier was murdered by his handpicked henchmen, and had no idea that it was to happen when it did, way ahead of schedule. He's innocent I tell you, innocent! Warmbier, the shoplifter, probably faked his own death just to make my pal 'Kimmy' look bad and break up our 'love affair'. Who does that!? Disgusting!
My pal 'Little Kimmy' is a wonderful guy! He looked right into my belly button and promised me that he, personally, never laid a pudgy little hand on that guy. And you know what? I just have to believe him. Just have to! Don't know what else to do. Really! I actually don't know what to do about 'anything'! Clueless. The guy scares the geebies outta me! He knows Karate or something like that. Little people can really hurt you!
But "his word" is like gold to me, and "I take him at his word". But hey, that's just me, you know, that's the way I am when it comes to other murderering despots. They speak, I just nod my head, make a joke, laugh at my 'their' jokes, and wish I was someplace else. But that's just me, and that's why I was elected by all Americans so that I could be their voice in world matters. Oh, how am I doing? Great negotiator, or what?' :/


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Trump under attack after letting Kim off the hook for Warmbier's death

Democrats charged the president's comments showed how he naively accepts the statements of foreign strongmen at face value.

What a crazy world...or is it just me!

'Great 'news', all it took was a man sized (mine), handshake with 'Little Kim', and just like that I have saved the whole world from hell and damnation. Incredible 'negotiating on my part! Unbelievable negotiating skills! Little Kim didn't know what hit him! He was like a deer in my headlights! Way out of his element! Rookie! No more 'nukes' in NK! Zero! Great numbers! All I had to do was share a few state secrets, promise a few Trump Golf Courses, a couple of snappy Trump Hotels, billions, and billions of dollars for Little Kims personal bank accounts, Honorary US Citizenship for my new BFF, and free membership privileges at any of my prestigious Casinos and golf courses. In return, Little Kim practically promised that he would lock up practically almost all of his thousands of Nukes, and swallow one of the keys, cross his heart, and hope to die, or stick a needle in his eye. And you know what, I believe him. He's 'never' lied to me yet, and I'm pretty sure that he's practically telling me the truth now. Swell guy! Uses a lot of hair jell though! And sweaty little, girlie hands. He's the most honest, and trust worthy, family murdering, dictator I've ever fell in love with. I do! I just love this guy! Great family man! He really loves his family members....you 'know', the ones that he has allowed to still live. I gotta believe him when he makes promises that make my own look very, very, insignificant. His serfs all love him! Just like my own. Huge numbers! Un-believeable! Probably the best despotic dictator the world has ever known, Little Kim, that is! I can learn a lot from him. Both of us will $$benefit$$ greatly from our love affair due to my incredible negotiating 'skills'. No other American President could ever do what I've been able to do! Now, I just know that I'm a shoe-in for the Nobel Peace Prize! I'm it! I'm the man! But hey, this isn't about 'me'....Right?'
Well, I'm outta here, done all I can do for the world, saved America and the whole world just like I promised. What a crazy world...or is it just me!' ;)



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Second Trump-Kim Summit Kicks Off With A Handshake In Hanoi

President Trump and Kim Jong Un are going for round two as the U.S. seeks to achieve the historically elusive goal of denuclearization by North Korea.

Arizona, Lost In Time

This is what, 'Asleep at the wheel', 'lawmaking while the adults are out of the room', 'Un-supervised Republicans', looks like. Welcome to 'Measles Town, USA', where they don't give a crap how the rest of the country does it, because 'they' believe in 'Jesus based Science', instead of 'Reality based Science'. :/

 

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Arizona House Panel Votes to Expand Vaccine Exemptions Amid Ongoing Measles Outbreak

As the measles outbreak in the Pacific Northwest continues to worsen, an Arizona House panel has approved multiple bills to expand vaccine exemptions in the state, the Arizona Republic reported Friday.

'Bee-Have' Dude

What do you say to the worlds Largest Bee? 'Bee-Have dude'! :)

 

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World's biggest bee found alive

A giant bee, thought lost to science decades ago, has been re-discovered on…

Her "Regrets" Fall On Deaf Ears

THIS, is why her "regrets" fall on deaf ears. She is not finished, nor will she ever be, with her ISIS fueled, Anti-American radicalization. And, she has a potential future 'member' under her wing. This Traitor can serve no useful purpose to America no matter her 'pitifu'l blatherings of "regret", and will simply be a 'sleeper' enemy among us.
She has shown by her every calculated, and purposeful terroristic, un-American, traitorious actions, that she does not deserve to reside in the nation that she deserted for the 'comforts' of our enemies. She voluntarily signed on with, and gave material support, comfort, and sucur to America's enemy, fomented the death, and destruction of America, and of our citizens, and is no doubt responsible for the death of American soldiers and citizens of other nations.
She may or may not have wielded a firearm while being an active member of ISIS but she is just as guilty as those who did.
There can be no forgiveness for her actions, no 'hall pass', no slap on the wrist, and most of all NO RETURN to America! Still NO! Not now, not ever! :/


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Nukes For Sale

WTF!!? If this turns out to be true then nothing will ever surprise me again. I suppose next he will have helped his BFF, Vlad, 'The Nation Builder' build a missile that can sink our best Aircraft Carrier. Again, WTF!!?? :/

 

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Trump's administration reportedly looked for ways to help Saudi Arabia build a nuclear weapon

Whistleblowers say Trump's officials tried to give the Saudis a clear path to a nuclear warhead by offering them technology with no strings attached.

Another 'Fox' In The Hen House

The 'fox' is being put in charge of the 'hen house'. Should we be surprised at the inevitable outcome of such an arraignment? Hell, I'm not even surprised that Trump, 'The Environment Killer', plans to do this in the first place. Same-o, same-o. "And all the kings horses, and all the kings men, can never put the world together again." :/ :/

 

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Washington Post: Climate skeptic may lead WH panel to study climate change and national security

A climate change skeptic who once compared "demonization" of carbon dioxide to the treatment of Jews under Adolf Hitler may lead a proposed White House committee tasked with studying whether climate change poses a national security threat, The Washington Post reported Wednesday.