Waaaaa! "Voter-Fraud"

'I, still 'officially', the esteemed, and well loved and respected, Governor of the learned State of Kentucky, refuse to accept the 'vote of the people'! I refuse to allow this sort of democracy in my godly realm!
My BFF-FWB, Trump, 'The Conspiracy Monger', 'tells' me that Hillary Clinton is most certainly behind this 'strange' voter outcome. How is it possible that someone, such as myself, so dearly beloved, and highly respected by his subjects, can be kicked out of office by illegal "voter-fraud", right here in America!?? According to 'reliable' sources, in Washington, It would 'appear' that she has hired nearly six million illegal aliens, 'Mexicans' no doubt, to cast fake votes against me. It's just unbelievable what 'some' people will do in order to win. I would 'never' lower myself to such fakery. The Supreme Court will hear about this, and I will be vindicated! Really! I will!
But I, like my BFF will not stand for this sort of "voter-fraud" in otherwise, 'honest' politics! I, like my BFF have 'never' done anything even close to this sort of deceit. As everyone knows, I'm a true blue, red blooded, white christian, god fearing American 'patriot', and my BFF in his White House castle will back me to the 'end' in my quest to identify every single one of these illegal 'voters' that have made both my BFF and I, look really, really, bad. I mean, who does that?? Besides, that's 'our' job.
I have, numerous times actually, called my BFF this morning to tell him how sorry I am that I failed to win, via "voter-fraud", but I keep getting a busy signal. I'm sure he's busy looking for ways to save me from myself, and will no doubt visit me in a day or two for a great big 'bro' hug. I really love that guy, and I'm pretty sure that he still loves me too, otherwise, why would he have came all the way to Kentucky the other day to stump just for 'me', his favorite junior BFF.' ;)


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Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin raises voter-fraud concerns as unofficial tally has him trailing by 5,000 votes

Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevin voiced concerns Wednesday night that voter fraud may have played a role in the state’s gubernatorial election – after an unofficial count placed the incumbent about 5,000 votes behind his Democratic challenger.

Invade Mexico, Invade Mexico!

Trump, 'The Wanna-be Dictator', is emboldened by his Turkey BFF-FWB, and simply wants to copycat the invasion of Syria by invading Mexico under the guise of protecting America. He also would use this threat as just another 'Trumpstraction' to pull eyes away from his own trials and tribulations that threaten to consume himself and his presidency. A sad little man-baby pooping in his own pull-ups. ;)

 

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Trump suggests sending US army into Mexico to ‘wage WAR’ on drug cartels

Donald Trump has suggested sending the US Army over the border into Mexico to “wage WAR” on drug cartels.The US president said his country stood “ready, willing & able to get involved and do the job quickly and effectively”.

Waaaa! "You can't let that happen to me!"

'Kentuckians, now that I have saved your beautiful coal bearing , poverty stricken state from yourselves, it's time for you to pay me back with some good ol' mind numbing votes. "Here's the story," "If you win, they are going to make it like, ho hum. And if you lose, they are going to say Trump suffered the greatest defeat in the history of the world. You can't let that happen to me!" So you see, if I win, you win another four years of my wonderful self. Just look at all I've done to...err..I mean 'for' you.
By the way, how do you like my little 'tariff war' so far? Remember, only the "bad guys" get hurt in a tariff war. Any "bad guys" in the audience? See?? You're all "good guys", and don'tcha just love'em. Oh please, oh please, oh please, I hate losing, don't let that happen to your favorite president! "You can't let that happen to me!" Waaaaa!Waaaaa! You know how I hate to lose. Actually, I never lose. I'm a winner. I always win at every thing. Huge numbers! But hey, that's just me. I know that all of you wish you could be more like myself, but you can't be, there's only one 'me'. But boy, just imagine if there were a whole bunch of 'me', and I'd be in charge of all of them!
So, I'm counting on your total ignorance of politics, your sad lack of morals, your tunnel versioned absence of ethics, and your willingness to be my favorite minions and lemmings. When you're standing in that ballot box to vote for my clone, your backwoods Republican governor, just imagine for one little second that you actually 'are' me, and just do what I'd do. I promise I'll make coal 'king' again. Really. I will even if I have to destroy your very last breathe of clean air, and your last gulp of precious clean water. But that's just me. That's why you'll also vote for me in 2020.' :/


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'You can't let that happen to me!' Trump begs Kentucky fans to block defeat of GOP gov.

The president hit the campaign trail ahead of key races on Tuesday in which he's invested his political clout.

Un-Touched By Human Evolution

This pathetic clutch of 'Southern Pride' morons is living proof that acute stupidity is a 'communicable' disease that even 'Natural Selection' cannot cure. These ignorant buffoons have been by-passed, and unaffected by human 'Evolution', leaving them still crawling around in the slime of their forbearers hate. These are the same mentally deficient social rejects, from whom their hero, Trump, 'The Incompetent', depends upon for votes. This community should be so very 'proud' to call them their neighbors. :/

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Watch: White nationalists trigger sirens in front of Emmett Till memorial

Surveillance video captures the moment white nationalists try to film a video in front of a new bulletproof Emmett Till memorial but set off alarms instead.

'Fire'? What Fire?

Trump, 'The Republicans Fiddler', Tweets while California burns. :/ :/

 

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Trump vows 'no more' federal aid to California as devastating wildfires continue to burn

'You don’t believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation,' state's governor tells Trump

California Needs "Fire Stoppers"

'It has come to my 'presidential' attention that rumors have it that there are a few small 'brush' fires in California that Gov. 'Do Nothing' Gavin Newsom, does not know how to extinguish. Can you believe that?? It was only last year that I gave him very, very, beautiful, absolutely perfect instructions of how to prevent wildfires. And now look! Did he pay any attention to my 'knowledgeable', 'learned', instructions? Obviously not! As I remember it, I instructed him to issue... yard rakes to every resident of his sorry state and have them rake the floors of every forest in California. Absolutely filthy forest floors! Unacceptable! And was that so tough? Was it?? But no, Mr. 'Do Nothing' totally ignored my very intelligent instructions that could have prevented every one of these little brush fires that have occurred this year!
“The Governor of California, Gavin Newsom, has done a terrible job of forest management. I told him from the first day we met that he must ‘clean’ his forest floors regardless of what his bosses, the environmentalists, DEMAND of him. Must also do burns and cut fire stoppers". I bet he doesn't even know what a "fire stopper" is! Beside, "You don’t see close to the level of burn in other states... But our teams are working well together in putting these massive, and many, fires out. Great firefighters!" And now, he's begging for more federal funds to fix something that he has caused all by himself! Well, 'news alert' surfer boy, no more money for you. I really don't care if your sorry state burns to a crisp! In fact, I'm pretty sure that I'll help it do just that very thing by cutting off your supply of federal Fire Fighting funds!
But hey, that's just me, myself, and I, being very perfectly 'presidential'. And that's why 'I'm' President, and he's not.' :/


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Trump vows 'no more' federal aid to California as devastating wildfires continue to burn

'You don’t believe in climate change. You are excused from this conversation,' state's governor tells Trump

The Deafening Sound Of 'Silence'

Waiting for Trump, 'The Despot Dictator Lover', to praise his BFF-FWB, Putin, for being such a 'great' leader, and how his subjects just love the hell out of him, especially now that they are totally cut off from the rest of the world. This is 'isolationism' at its best...well, actually, 'worst', something that Trump would probably love to get away with here in America.
And of course, we'll never know for certain how the Russians in general will take this latest snipping of the Internet and Ethernet cord, because, well, it's like, if a tree falls in the forest and the only person who saw it can't report it, did it really fall? Wait!!!! Listen!! Hear that!?? Oh never mind, it's just the deafening sound of 'silence'. :/


 

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New Russian Law Gives Government Sweeping Power Over Internet

The new law greatly expands Russia's grip on its citizens' Internet content. Rights groups are highly critical, and Internet experts say it could be difficult to actually implement.