It's A "Strike" I Tell You, A "Strike"!

'WTH!? Is going on out there!?? I have just been informed by a reliable source at Fox news, of wonderful 'news' that it appears that a small group of Federal employees have decided on their own initiative to conduct some sort of "strike". It seems that they are headstrong about building my very own 'wall', and to show their support for me, they are willing to either work without pay, or simply not work at all for a long as it takes, "months, maybe years" until the Democrats cave-in to my hostage negotiations, and fork over the money for my wall. What a great bunch of mindless employees I have under my belt! Employees who are 'Willing' to go Into incredible debt, lose their homes, their cars, their every financial resource, just to show me how faithful they are to my every wants, and crybaby desires, no matter how much it costs them. I only wish that I could give up my own job, and paycheck, but I'm not allowed to do that. Sorry about that folks. Rules are rules. Stupid rules. Who needs them? I sure don't. I just make my own rules. I'm un-stoppable!
But this isn't about Me, is it? Of course not, it's about these wonderful, all giving federal workers, who are willing to give it all, just for me, me, me, me who has it all already.' ;)


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Trump Referred to Shutdown as ‘Strike in Meeting With Democratic Leaders

The president also dropped three f-bombs and claimed Democrats wanted him impeached.

Those Proud 'Tar-Heels'

How 'proud' the 'Tar Heels' must now feel about their 'leaders'. :O

 

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Republicans spurn North Carolina board investigating election fraud

Republicans in North Carolina refused on Wednesday to participate in the creatio...

The 'Revisionist'

Trump, 'The Revisionist', busily defending his 'almost lover' Vlad, and rewriting history in the process. Our incompetent 'man-child', Commander-In-Chief, shows that he has absolutely no clue about world history. This, is the 'man-child' that the Republican party decided would be the best possible candidate to sit in the Presidential chair of the White House. The fools were fooled by a buffoon. Hopefully, this will be a lesson learned for the future. ;)


 

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‘We gave more than enough sacrifices’: Afghans blast Trump’s praise of the Soviet invasion

Trump “proves to be more mad than people think,” one Afghan lawmaker said.

Six Minus 5

Which proves the 'point', that, 'Six people can keep a secret, as long as Five of them are Dead'. :O


 

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Saudi Arabia Says 5 Suspects Face Death Penalty In Khashoggi Killing

The Washington Post columnist's slaying has implicated members of Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman’s entourage.

The 'Pot', Calling The 'Kettle', Black.

This is Trump, 'The Super Bully-Child', showing the world how to be 'Presidential'. Or not. ;)


 

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Trump goes after General McChrystal for 'big, dumb mouth'

Trump said Gen. Stanley McChrystal had a "big, dumb mouth" after the…

Happy New Year Haters And Fakers

'WaaaaWaaaaaaaaWaaa! Everybody hates me, nobody loves me, I'm gonna go eat a worm. Am I crazy, or is it just me? I'm the bestest President I've ever, ever known. I really am. Just look at me, how can you not fall madly in like with me? I'm rich beyond belief, I can play a game of golf like a pro, I'm smarter than any person alive, there's nothing I don't know everything about, and I'm a total winner in everything I do, I even know stuff that's not even known yet. That's why I'm gonna have one big bang-up year. Huge! My numbers will sky rocket because of this very much needed 'Government Shutdown'. All of America wants this! Even the disgusting democrats that have actually caused it, secretly want it. Un-believable! This will be great for every American, and they will love me no matter how long it takes for me to destroy their jobs, and their life savings. They all understand that it's not about 'them', it's all about 'me, me, me, and me getting my bully-boy way no matter what it takes. So, it's gonna be a great year for everyone, and I want to wish a happy new year to "the haters, and fake news media". And I really 'mean' that. Really. I really, really, do. Why can't people be more like 'me'? I should make a law that makes people like me, and be like me, and then, maybe I'll like Them! Everything I do, I do to, errr, 'for' America, especially my corporate friends. So, happy New Year, or whatever. Whatever. Uh-oh, I think I have done #2 in my big boy pull-ups. Must call my wet-nurse to change me, and feed me 'lunch'. Saraaaaah...WaaaWaaaaa, why can't people love me the way I 'love' them!? Waaaa'. :/



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Trump wishes a happy New Year to 'the haters and fake news media'

The president went on to say that 2019 would be a "fantastic" year for anyone "not suffering from Trump derangement syndrome."

Test That Meth!

WTF!??
'Rinnng,Rinnnng,Rinn..You've reached the Harahan Police Departments 911 Illegal Narcotics Help Line, what is your emergency? 'Ahhh,,yeah, look, ahhh..I just finished cooking up a big batch of illegal Meth, and, well, I'm afraid that I may have accidentally 'contaminated' it with that pesky Zika virus. Now as you can imagine, what with my being a respectable drug manufacturer and all, I always strive to produce a healthy product for my addicted friends, and the very last thing I'd want is a bad batch that could make someone sick. I mean, how could I live with that on my conscience!? I'd just lose all self respect! So, like, you know, if you're not too busy, would you mind sending an officer over with a Zika test kit to make sure my Meth is 'safe' to sell? My customers, my family, and friends will feel so much better knowing that our police department has their backs.' :/ :/



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Louisiana police department offers to test residents’ meth for the Zika virus

HARAHAN, La. -- A police department in Louisiana says they're offering a rather unusual service. The Harahan Police Department posted a warning on Facebook Saturday alerting residents that their crystal meth may be contaminated with the Zika Virus. And, along with the warning they are offering a ser...