"There is no drought", so sayeth the 'Trump''
Apparently He has 'discovered' what millions of Otheres have been searching for all these California dry years. There simply is no drought in California, or any other place for that matter. Yep, those lakes that are drying up, those rivers that barely flow, those stream and creeks that are so dusty now, and those mountains that are seeing less and less winter snow cover which during spring melt usually feeds those lakes, rivers, and streams, is just a figment of your imagination folks! Those years when the weather systems fail to bring much needed rain and snow to California? Forget all That! It doesn't happen afterall! The booming human population along with the ever thirsty industries to maintain those humans that sucks the aquifers dry? Apparently, no issue or cause for concern, They are not part of the 'problem'. According to 'climatologist' Donald Trump, none of the above have Any bearing on the 'supposed', and Now we find out, 'ficticious' drought. Thank goodness Trump has paid a political visit to California where he, for 30 minutes, 'spoke' with about thirty or so 'farmers' who taught him all he needs to 'know' about droughts, or "No drought" according to him.
It turns out that it's actually our very own government that is responsible for all these 'ficticious' events that have had just about everyone scratching their spinning heads over. •“There is no drought. They turn the water out into the ocean.”, said Mr. Aquaman of the moment. •“We’re going to solve your water problem. You have a water problem that is so insane. It is so ridiculous. Where they’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea.” So That's the 'problem'...Hmmmm....who would have thought, besides the maste 'Trumpiteer', that it could be so simple. And, so simple to 'solve'. All it takes is to elect Him as our President, and then He alone will solve this pesky 'drought', that really is a "no drought", issue. •“I said, oh, that’s too bad, is it a drought? “No, we have plenty of water” and I said well what’s wrong and they said well we shove it out to sea. And I said why? And nobody even knows why and the environmentalists don’t know why. Now they’re trying to protect a certain kind of three-inch fish. But no, no think of it. So nobody even knows why. And by the way the environmentalists don’t know why.”
Well, right There you have it folks, nobody knows Anything at all about this mysterious 'drought' sightings, this thing that unlearned people 'claim' to have seen but like 'bigfoot' no one seems to have Any evidence at all that it really does, or not in This case, exist. Well, that is except for 'They sky is falling Trump'. He Alone knows there is "no drought', and he Alone knows how to make even the very thought of a drought go away. "Don’t even think about it. That’s an easy one. Don’t even think about it", is His answer to any imagined 'problem' that faces America.
•“Very, very simple. So anyway so we’re going to be back up here. If I win, believe me, we’re going to start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive. So that your job market will get better.”, so sayeth the Don. •“And you know I should say this, I’ve received many, many environmental rewards. You know, really. Rewards and awards. I have done really well environmentally and I’m all for it.” Or so he says. And so now we challenge Anyone who knows of, and can show absolute proof of, that he Has recieved all these "rewards", and "awards" as he claims.
Later, during his suck up for votes outting in California, he was 'overheard to say' that the earth is actually Flat, it just looks like a ball from outter space. Also, that Kennedy was not actually killed in Texass but simply defected to Cuba where he is a ghost writer for Spy magazine, and that he recently had lunch with him in Havana. Yep, this Mr. 'conspiracy monger' Trump, is the guy that wants to be our next President and Commander In Chief of our Armed Forces, the guy that's gonna make Mexico pay for a giant Wall around America, the guy who actually believes that our current President Obama was Not born on American soil and so is Not an American citizen, the guy who welcomes the Ku Klux Klan votes, the guy who is single handidly making America look like Rubetown USA, the guy who is managing to alienate World leaders just when we need them most, the guy who simply, as he has said on Many occasions, "I just don't get it". And of course, he couldn't be more correct in that he really just doesn't "get it". His airheaded promises are not unlike a flimflam artists fingers, fast and furious, and will leave your pockets empty and void of the things you treasured most. A miscast Vote is one that cannot be done over. Be careful what you ask for, you just might get it, or as he is so fond to say, "don't get it". :/ :/
Donald Trump: “There is No Drought” and Other California Water Inanities
Today in a rally in Fresno, California, Donald Trump made a few comments about water. They were all inanities, parroting old Republican mis-statements and misrepresentations about the causes of California’s water challenges. Apparently, he was fed these lines and comments in a meeting with some representatives from the agricultural sector right before his Fresno rally.
Below is a partial transcript made from the parts of his Fresno speech related to water. [Apologies for any errors transcribing his speech. It was painful to listen to and his style and grammar are pretty non-linear.] The gist of Trump’s mostly content-less statements is:
(1) There apparently isn’t a California drought (though, look here).
(2) The entire water problem is the fault of environmentalists and California’s senators who “shove” all the water out to sea to protect “a three-inch fish” (referring to the endangered Delta Smelt).
(3) And when he “wins” he’s going to come back to California and “start opening up the water.”
(2) The entire water problem is the fault of environmentalists and California’s senators who “shove” all the water out to sea to protect “a three-inch fish” (referring to the endangered Delta Smelt).
(3) And when he “wins” he’s going to come back to California and “start opening up the water.”
Who knew California’s water problems were actually so easy to solve?
Here are the highlights of Trump’s disjointed, factually wrong, and weirdly self-congratulatory comments. (See below for context. The full speech can be found here, with a short clip related to water here.)
- “There is no drought. They turn the water out into the ocean.”
- “We’re going to solve your water problem. You have a water problem that is so insane. It is so ridiculous. Where they’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea.”
- “I said, oh, that’s too bad, is it a drought? “No, we have plenty of water” and I said well what’s wrong and they said well we shove it out to sea. And I said why? And nobody even knows why and the environmentalists don’t know why. Now they’re trying to protect a certain kind of three-inch fish. But no, no think of it. So nobody even knows why. And by the way the environmentalists don’t know why.”
- “And you know I should say this, I’ve received many, many environmental rewards. You know, really. Rewards and awards. I have done really well environmentally and I’m all for it.”
- “You know my environmental standard is very simple and I’ve said it to everybody: I want clean air and I want clean water. That’s what I want. Clean air, clean water.”
- “Very, very simple. So anyway so we’re going to be back up here. If I win, believe me, we’re going to start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive. So that your job market will get better.”
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Partial transcript of Trump’s remarks related to California water.
When I just left, 50 or 60 farmers in the back and they can’t get water and I say how tough is it, how bad is the drought? There is no drought. They turn the water out into the ocean.
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We’re going to solve your water problem. You have a water problem that is so insane. It is so ridiculous. Where they’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea.
And I just met with a lot of the farmers, who are great people, and they’re saying we don’t even understand it, they don’t understand it, nobody understands it. And I’ve heard this from other friends of mine in California where they have farms up here and they don’t get water.
I said, oh, that’s too bad, is it a drought? “No, we have plenty of water” and I said well what’s wrong and they said well we shove it out to sea. And I said why? And nobody even knows why and the environmentalists don’t know why. Now they’re trying to protect a certain kind of three-inch fish. But...
No, no think of it. So nobody even knows why. And by the way the environmentalists don’t know why.
And you know I should say this, I’ve received many, many environmental rewards. You know, really. Rewards and awards. I have done really well environmentally and I’m all for it.
...
You know we want jobs. We have to bring jobs back. And if we can bring this part of the world water, that we have, that we have, but it’s true, I’ve gotten so many of the awards. And I’m proud of them. But and there are some great environmentalists and some great environmental people. And they really do...
You know my environmental standard is very simple and I’ve said it to everybody: I want clean air and I want clean water. That’s what I want. Clean air, clean water.
Very, very simple. So anyway so we’re going to be back up here. If I win, believe me, we’re going to start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive. So that your job market will get better.
No but there are some things that are inconceivable. That you know, they happen, and you wonder why. I’m asking everybody why, why, why, and nobody can really explain why they do this. But they do it. And your senators are for it but they’re total ineffective, unfortunately. They’re ineffective. You know, they’re for it. By the way, they’re for it for you, and then for the other side they’re for it for them. And then you wonder, I wonder why nothing happens.
But when you’re with the senators they want you. And then they go over to the environmental side and they want them.
And then you say, gee that’s strange. They’re for me. We want the water but the environmentalists just endorsed them. I wonder why. Well I’ll tell you how it works folks. So they play both sides of it. But they’re actually not for you. So we’ll see what happens.
But we’re gonna get it done and we’re gonna get it done quick. Don’t even think about it. That’s an easy one. Don’t even think about it.
...
We’re going to solve your water problem. You have a water problem that is so insane. It is so ridiculous. Where they’re taking the water and shoving it out to sea.
And I just met with a lot of the farmers, who are great people, and they’re saying we don’t even understand it, they don’t understand it, nobody understands it. And I’ve heard this from other friends of mine in California where they have farms up here and they don’t get water.
I said, oh, that’s too bad, is it a drought? “No, we have plenty of water” and I said well what’s wrong and they said well we shove it out to sea. And I said why? And nobody even knows why and the environmentalists don’t know why. Now they’re trying to protect a certain kind of three-inch fish. But...
No, no think of it. So nobody even knows why. And by the way the environmentalists don’t know why.
And you know I should say this, I’ve received many, many environmental rewards. You know, really. Rewards and awards. I have done really well environmentally and I’m all for it.
...
You know we want jobs. We have to bring jobs back. And if we can bring this part of the world water, that we have, that we have, but it’s true, I’ve gotten so many of the awards. And I’m proud of them. But and there are some great environmentalists and some great environmental people. And they really do...
You know my environmental standard is very simple and I’ve said it to everybody: I want clean air and I want clean water. That’s what I want. Clean air, clean water.
Very, very simple. So anyway so we’re going to be back up here. If I win, believe me, we’re going to start opening up the water so that you can have your farmers survive. So that your job market will get better.
No but there are some things that are inconceivable. That you know, they happen, and you wonder why. I’m asking everybody why, why, why, and nobody can really explain why they do this. But they do it. And your senators are for it but they’re total ineffective, unfortunately. They’re ineffective. You know, they’re for it. By the way, they’re for it for you, and then for the other side they’re for it for them. And then you wonder, I wonder why nothing happens.
But when you’re with the senators they want you. And then they go over to the environmental side and they want them.
And then you say, gee that’s strange. They’re for me. We want the water but the environmentalists just endorsed them. I wonder why. Well I’ll tell you how it works folks. So they play both sides of it. But they’re actually not for you. So we’ll see what happens.
But we’re gonna get it done and we’re gonna get it done quick. Don’t even think about it. That’s an easy one. Don’t even think about it.
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