Thursday, May 19, 2016

'Are You Washed....'

'ARE YOU WASHED....'

TAKING a 'page' from those pesky ISIS terriorists playbooks, Frankie Graham, homophobic chip off his daddy's Own phobic block, has encouraged, and even Challenged his flock of mindless 'sheep' to man-up and .."become a martyr for their “intolerant” beliefs", and suggesting that they “take a bullet” to prove themselves. Graham encouraged anti-LGBT bigots to martyr themselves or face God’s eternal wrath. Just so we know what he's asking of his 'flock', here's the definition of that little six letter word 'martyr'; Full Definition of martyr. 1 : a person who voluntarily suffers death as the penalty of witnessing to and refusing to renounce a religion. 2 : a person who sacrifices something of great value and especially life itself for the sake of principle. Yikes! That's pretty cut and dried, and plain as the nose on his 'hey, I'm talking to You' face. Surely he does Not mean that mindless sheep should just go out there willy-nilly and suffer bullet holes in their physical souls just so He can prove some sort of death wish for them! And yet....he Did say it, and if he didn't Mean it, he wouldn't have Said it, but he Did say it, and so...... It appears that he now fancies himself as some sort of radical christian cleric calling for fatwa down on the heads of the LGBT community, and is willing to use his mindless followers to further that goal. Wow! WWJD? Hmmm...I'm guessing that HIS Jesus would do the same thing. Perhaps Frankie is suffering from oxygen deprivation due to living with his head up where the sun doesn't shine. Has Frankie lost contact with the Real world.....well, actually, he has never Lived in the 'real' world so That can't explain it.
It's a bit telling of his Own belief system though, in that he is 'asking' his mindless followers to jump in front of someones 'gat', and yet he has Not volunteered Himself to do the same. How very....'thoughtful' of him. Again, not unlike those 'brave' radical Muslim clerics who trick Their mindless followers into rushing right out and 'martyring' Themselves while the cleric himself stays safe at home with the living.
Oh, Wait! this 'News' flash just came in over the wire; 'It has been reported that hundreds of Mr. Graham's mindless sheep flocked to a LGBT conference with the supposed intent of martyring themselves for their 'safe at home' spiritual cleric Graham, but, because they had no 'leader' physically present to 'guide' them, no one was willing to be the first at the head of the line to set an 'example' for the rest of the flock. It appears that mass hysteria, followed by a bad case of bedlam, overcame the initiates in their panicked haste to rush to be the last in line, whereupon they one and all whipped out their personal protection 'gats', and in the name of Jesus and Frankie Graham, shot the hell out of one another until there was only One sheep left standing, which made Him the 'winner', and at the same time the 'looser', because he was Now at the head of the line as well as at the End of the same one, And he being still Alive was hardly the 'marytr' that his 'cleric' wished of him. Mr. Graham came to the messy scene and was heard to mumble; 'GeeezWhiz! I didn't Actually Mean that they should actually be willing to get shot to hell over this, you Know, it was just a matter of 'speaking', just how stupid were these folks?' But now, ankle deep in his flock of sheeps bloodbath, he wasn't about to miss an oppurtunity of this magnitude. Stripping off his Godly robes he was seen covering himself with their crimson fluids of life while singing 'Are you washed in the blood of the lambs'. It appears that when one fancies himself as God, it's best that one imitates to the max, as 'sheep' tend to like that sort of thing. :/  :/

 

Franklin Graham: True Christians should be willing to ‘take a bullet’ for their ‘intolerant’ beliefs

Franklin Graham cranked up the heat in the debate over North Carolina’s anti-LGBT law by asking his followers whether they were willing to “take a bullet” and become a martyr for their “intolerant” beliefs.
The president and CEO of the Billy Graham Evangelistic Association founded by his father has been complaining about transgender people’s access to public restrooms for months, and he has enthusiastically promoted the controversial HB2.
But in a Facebook message to his followers posted Sunday evening, Graham encouraged anti-LGBT bigots to martyr themselves or face God’s eternal wrath.
“What would you take a bullet for?” Graham asked. “What are the principles and beliefs that you would not compromise under any circumstances? Even if it meant putting your life on the line?”
He cited the biblical tale of Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego from the Book of Daniel, which recounts how three Hebrew boys were thrown into a “fiery furnace” when they refused to bow before the image of King Nebuchadnezzar, which was required under Babylonian law.
The boys were cast into the furnace but survived, and the wicked king saw them walking with a fourth figure who appeared to be a “son of god.”
Graham encouraged his own followers to follow that Old Testament example in opposing American laws that contradict their biblical worldview.
“I want to call on every Christian and every pastor to stand firm like these patriarchs of old and not bow to the secular, increasingly godless culture in which we live—even when (not if) we’re criticized, mocked, and labeled intolerant,” Graham said.
In case the context isn’t entirely clear from that post, just two days earlier Graham alluded to Daniel 3 in another Facebook post to complain about an Obama administration directive on transgender access to public school restrooms.
“Who does President Barack Obama think he is?The sultan of Washington?” Graham asked Friday in a Facebook post. “Does he think he can just make a ‘decree’ and we will bow down and simply obey?”
He encouraged school officials to disobey the directive, which threatens to withhold federal funding to schools that fail to comply with the Obama administration’s interpretation of equal rights laws.
“The president obviously must have no fear of God, who made us and created us male and female,” Graham said. “I hope that school districts across this nation will defy President Obama and his administration’s radical progressive agenda to promote and advance the sin of homosexuality and the LGBT agenda.”
Two days later Graham told his followers that God would protect them if they engaged in violent confrontation over their opposition to LGBT rights.

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