'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 17
Sometimes, grown men without adult supervision, ask for advice and then whine a little when through no fault of my own, they crash headlong into the wall of reality.
Hi Buddy!
Remember when I wrote to you asking for advice? I'm the woman whose husband, I 'thought', was running around with wild women, and just like a man, he was constantly denying it. Of course, it later turned out that he actually wasn't. My bad! But in the meantime, I told you what I suspected, and you told me to clean out the checking and savings accounts, change my name and get a false SS number, and book a 'singles' cruise". Well, I did what you 'advised' me to do. And now I'm 'wanted' in three states for forgery, bank fraud, theft, and income tax evasion. What the hell buddy! I'm living under an assumed name which I can't even spell, dyed my hair, the color of which I hate, I'm living under a rock practically, and all because I listened to your stupid advice!
What should I do now?? What Buddy, what!?
'Wanted in Three States'
Hi Buddy!
Remember when I wrote to you asking for advice? I'm the woman whose husband, I 'thought', was running around with wild women, and just like a man, he was constantly denying it. Of course, it later turned out that he actually wasn't. My bad! But in the meantime, I told you what I suspected, and you told me to clean out the checking and savings accounts, change my name and get a false SS number, and book a 'singles' cruise". Well, I did what you 'advised' me to do. And now I'm 'wanted' in three states for forgery, bank fraud, theft, and income tax evasion. What the hell buddy! I'm living under an assumed name which I can't even spell, dyed my hair, the color of which I hate, I'm living under a rock practically, and all because I listened to your stupid advice!
What should I do now?? What Buddy, what!?
'Wanted in Three States'
Dear 'Wanted',
My sage 'advice' is to Stop following my 'advice'!
My sage 'advice' is to Stop following my 'advice'!
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