'Ask Buddy', Installment Number 16
Life is full of little mysteries, and more than one of my 'needies' need my astute help in finding their way through the maze called life, as witnessed below..
Dear Buddy,
It takes a lot to stump me but as luck would have it there's a few things that do. The other day a few friends were talking about snakes, and one mentioned that people actually 'milk' snakes for their venom. WTH is 'that' all about Buddy!? I mean, I don't claim to be a damn snake expert, but do snakes really have titties??? Where do they even keep them?? Wouldn't it be like slithering around on a bunch of speedbumps? Wouldn't their 'milk' be poison in the first place? Is this just 'udderly' crazy or is it just me!?
'Stumped' in Reno
Dear Buddy,
It takes a lot to stump me but as luck would have it there's a few things that do. The other day a few friends were talking about snakes, and one mentioned that people actually 'milk' snakes for their venom. WTH is 'that' all about Buddy!? I mean, I don't claim to be a damn snake expert, but do snakes really have titties??? Where do they even keep them?? Wouldn't it be like slithering around on a bunch of speedbumps? Wouldn't their 'milk' be poison in the first place? Is this just 'udderly' crazy or is it just me!?
'Stumped' in Reno
Dear 'Stumped',
Yes, "udderly", and yes, 'you'.
Yes, "udderly", and yes, 'you'.
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