'Ask Buddy'  Installment Number 24  

As luck would have it we have another lost soul just floundering around in life full of  

Hey Buddy!  I wrote to you a long time ago but I forgot to mail it so you probably don't remember me, do you? Well, once you know me it'll be hard to forget me, that's for sure! Just ask my parents! You're probably wondering right now why I'm writing to you 'again', and when am I gonna move out of their house. Oh, where do I begin? I'll try starting at the beginning 'cause I guess it'd make more sense that way. I always start at the beginning of things, you know, like going to the store. I usually start from where I'm at at the time. Works 'nearly' every time! Some folks tell me I'm pretty smart. What do you think Buddy? Is it alright with you if I call you 'Bud'? Seems like I've known you a long time Bud! Well, here's My problem, it's about the only problem I actually have, that I'm aware of.  Anyway, here it is in a nutshell. Hmmm...wonder where that came from! I never saw a 'problem' in a nutshell, just a bunch of nut stuff...Oh well, it's for bigger brains than mine to figure that one out.

Anyway Bud, it's like this, I have a dog, I call'em "Dog"...because, well, he Is a 'dog' after all. Can't call him 'Cat' now can I? I yell "Hey Dog", and he comes arunning. So far so good. He's a good dog as far as That goes. But he has this one little habit, I guess you could call it, where when he's around other people he likes to sneak up behind them and sniff their butts. I mean what tha hell is That all about!? I don't do it that I know of, so why does Dog do it?? Annnd, he likes to sniff women's crotches''! I don't know What he's after down there!? I'd sure like to know! My question is, Number 1, when He does it should I just get down there and do it too? Number 2, Would it become habit forming? Number 3, Should I ask first? Number 4, Should I just ask, "hey, whatcha got in your pants anyway?"  Well, I'll be sure to mail This one Bud! Hurry up with your answers before I get in some sort of trouble on my own!                                             Your new friend, with a dog named Dog.

Dear 'Dog', Maybe, Probably, Yes, Probably not. I have a feeling we'll be seeing you in the news so Good luck and don't blame it on the 'Dog'!