"CEACE FIRE! CEASE FIRE"! Cried the 'Infant' king! "The enemy of our enemies have had enough of my illegal blustering and bustering!" "I have practically bombed them into the last stone age with my mighty fleet of missiles, (of which we are nearly out of anyway) bombs, and brain numbing threats. Our job is almost done boys, now let's grab a pocket full of oil and let's get the hell outta here before they attack us again! Let the rest of the world clean up my mess! We'll come back later and collect their oil and enriched uranium stockpiles. The hell with that damned Hormuz Strait, I mean who the hell needs it in the first place, but they can stand no more, and besides, I'm almost out of bombs and missiles, and I gotta save some for maybe Cuba, or well, maybe Canada or California. We'll see. I'll call a two week cease fire while they repair their bomb bunkers and resupply their missile and drone stockpiles! Yeah!  This will prove just how kind, considerate and benevolent I can be when my back is against a sand dune. I am surely not only the self-anointed king of America but also the high and mighty king of intimidation and bluff. Sure, I, at the advice of my master at arms 'Warmonger Pete' said I should, and would, destroy Iran. But then, I thought of all those little children that 'little Peter' has killed, including the 156 school children that he killed with a single bomb, and those hungry, dusty and homeless children, eating nothing but dust, drinking nothing but their salty tears, why I almost got a little tear in one my Own eyes! And that's why I must pull up my little boy panties, put a slab of steak on my black eye, and call it a victory."

And so goes the 'Let's make a deal' Commander In Plunder as he concedes personal defeat in his latest 'bomb a country to dust' campaign, all the while strutting about like a prize turkey and claiming, "total and complete victory". (You know, sorta like when we called Viet Nam a 'victory'.)  "One hundred percent. No question about it" tRump said. But if you look at the 'Ten conditions for peace' that Iran has submitted that tRump must agree to, it's plain that tRumps "total victory" claim is simply a "victory" in favor of Iran. It seems that in tRumps cluttered and childish brain, losing a battle is as good as winning one.  And now after tRump has caused the needless deaths of at least 13 American soldiers, the wounding of at least three hundred more, ( there's little doubt that the true casualty numbers are being secreted away) the loss of multimillion dollars' worth of military assets and spending untold billions of   taxpayer dollars in a war that should not have happened, tRump reaches the end of his ability to threaten another country into dust. Of course, this toll does not count the thousands of other human casualties and destroyed petroleum facilities across the middle east that will take decades to repair. We can be certain though that 'The Terrible Dogs of War' that tRump released from Pandoras box have not been sated. They have simply taken up residence in tRumps empty head, waiting for their next victims.